Silly Songs With Pinkie

by 23 KM To Nerdiness

Not Gonna Use the A-Word

Author's Note:

Song parodied: We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel.

Tail, hiney, bottom, hammy
Butt, booty, rear, fanny
Tush, posterior, tushie, keister, gluteus, backside
Seat, caboose, rear end
Hindquarters, tail-end
Haunches, gluteus maximus, glutes, behind

Not gonna use the A-word!
I won't use that word, too many times I've heard it
Not gonna use the A-word!
It's for an ignoramus, so you cannot shame us

Ham, rump, pollutes the air,
Breech, buns, derriere,
Can, cheeks, full moon, keester, beam, shaft, bum
Seat, nates, hunkers, duff
Gosh, writing this song is tough!
Fundament, beam, stern, I can't come up with any more!

Not gonna use the A-word!
We're a little short, but we can make it work, though
Not gonna use the A-word!
But I quit, these words don't go on, and on, and on, and on!

Not gonna use the A-word!
No I never will, though it wouldn't kill me
Not gonna use the A-word!
I will always fight it, because it blights the world!

I'm out, y'all, XD...

Comments

[Scarlet Scribe]

What about Party in the USA?

Just need to come up with a fitting acronym...

[True Edge]

Aaaeeesss.

[Drake Redwing]

this might help for synonyms

[Heartland Picker]

I'm being gassed!
Oh, this'll help! (Lights match.)

[dj-pon3fan]

My dad played the original so much I could hear the music instantly.