Silly Songs With Pinkie

by 23 KM To Nerdiness

Queasy

Author's Note:

Song parodied:
Easy by The Commodores.

"Almost there, deary."

"N-No, I'm finey as winey," Pinkie slurs, struggling to stand up straight as the Cakes help her upstairs. "Honest..."

Hit with a terrible cold, Pinkie is carefully escorted up the second floor of Sugarcube Corner by the Cakes, both of whom are wearing homemade hazmat suits.

"You're sick, Pinkie," Mrs. Cake states. "You need to rest now."

"Nooooooo, I'm fiiiiine..."

"You must," Mr. Cake nods, keeping her steady. "The medication should kick in soon. Good thing we bought this Pinkie-proof rope."

The two lay Pinkie in her bed, strapping her down with sturdy red ropes.

"W-Who manufactures this stuff?" Pinkie snorts.

Pony secured, the couple head downstairs.

In her flustered and crazed state, Pinkie shuffles around to the sound of a piano.

I know I sound woozy, but I just can't stand the pain.
Any asprin I could borrow?
Celestia knows I've done all I can
You see I've coughed, sneezed in my sorrow, yeah, owww.

It's why I'm queasy (Ahhhhhhhhhh-choo!)
I'm queasy and I feel like hurling. (Ahhhhhhhh-choo!)
That's why I'm queasy (Ahhhhhhhh-choo!)
I'm queasy and I feel like hurling.

Why in the world would anypony try to restrain ol' me?
I have my rights to shake it.
Everypony wants me to sleep 'cuz my mind's in too deep
It's too hard for me to fake it, no, owwww.

It's why I'm queasy (Ahhhhhhhhhh-choo!)
I'm queasy and I feel like hurling. (Ahhhhhhhh-choo!)
That's why I'm queasy (Ahhhhhhhh-choo!)
I'm queasy and I feel like hurling.

I feel so hiiiiiiiigh, so hiiigh
I wanna be clean so I can do my job alright.
I'm gonna be clean
Trust me, oh gosh...

[Sick guitar solo]

"Everything okay up here?" Mrs. Cake asks, popping her head in.

"You hear that?" Pinkie giggles to herself. "Whoever's playing that guitar sure can rock, huh? So soothing..."

"Oh my, this is a rough cold. Be right back."

That's why I'm queasy (Ahhhhhhhh-choo!)
I'm queasy and I feel like hurling. (Ahhhhhhhh-choo!)
That's why I'm queasy (Ahhhhhhhh-choo!)
I'm queasy and I feel like hurling.

Cause I'm queasy
Queasy and I feel like hurling (Ahhhhh-choo!)
Cause I'm queasy
Queasy and I feel like hurling (Ahhhhh-choo!)
Cause I'm queeeeeeeasaaaayyy...

With that final raspy note, the feverish pony passes out just as the Cakes come in.

"Finally, she's asleep," Mrs. Cake sighs. "What were you going to do with that frying pan, honey?"

"...safety precautions." Mr. Cake muffles.

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Comments

[Armageden]

Could you do Hatsune Miku World is Mine?

[jmj]

Nice.

[Leafy]

Can she do reach for the stars? I’ll love to see that!

[Steakthedog]

The Mine Song.

This mailbox is mine, and this triagonal sign.

[The Byzantine Knight]

I suggest a chapter where Cheese Sandwich takes over/guest stars and does a pony parody of his/Weird Al's song Albuquerque

I love this idea, and hope you continue this story regularly.

[Heartland Picker]

The A-choo's made me smirk.

[The HopesnDreamsVerse]

Mmm, Veggie Tales references. Veggie Tales was my JAM some years back

[23 KM To Nerdiness]

11262750
Same! 😁

[Auto-Buscus]

Dude. This is cool! I kinda want to do something similar to this with my Oc. Thanks for the inspiration!