My Time in Equestria

by ShadowRazer2121

God Fucking Damnit

"Well this is a fine predicament." I said as I started to sweat out of nervousness.

"Lazy you've had your fun now it ends here." Twilight said to me as I just grew a flat expression.

"Oh really is it now? Are you going to keep monologuing or actually do something because so far nothing has happened and I have a high doubt you can actually stop me. Wait a minute why did I say that?" I said as that last phrase caught my big oval shaped ears. I laid there on a cloud as I watched them float up in the air.

"I should be going now." I said as I was about to snap my fingers, but I saw that a giant Beam of Skittles was coming my way. and the only thing that could leave my mouth was.

"Oh god damnit."

Author's Note:

I know this is short get over it.