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KinkyCelestia


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Wat. The. Fuck.

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Oh come now. People have enough sense to recognize that this is just a silly little story :P

Then suddenly, with a flash of her horn, Applejack simply turns to dust in front of everypony. Her form is instantly converted to ash and then falls down into a sad little pile in mere moments.

Some paragraphs later:

"Wha...what is that twilight?" asks Apple Jack.

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One is Applejack, the other is Apple Jack... I mean, duh!

You forgot the Comedy tag. :facehoof:
There is no way this was written with the purpose of getting anyone off. Grammatical and punctuation errors abound, everyone is ludicrously out-of-character, and the plot is ridiculous. :pinkiesick: Not to mention the practically instantaneous retcon that hyourei mentioned. :rainbowlaugh:

A new story from KinkyCelestia? Time to read

Not bad, but I liked your other storys more.
It's nice to see that you are still writing something.
You are one of the best in writing stuff like this.

1180311

Woops, sorry about that one! This is what I get for writing under the influence! Ill fix that, thanks for pointing it out!

1180311

She was supposed to be brought back to life when Celestia tries the softer approach, I guess I forgot to write that part! Thanks again for pointing it out!

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Nah, its not a Comedy. Its a story of how a 1000+ year old goddess falls in love with three little foals over the course of a few minutes and then shows off her love for every-pony to see. Its a Romance!

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Thanks for reading it! I appreciate the comment!

1186283 came 3 times before I passed out. Never passed out before.

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Awesome! I've never passed out myself. The most I have done it was like....8 times in one day.

1189263

She comes back, and those sweet foals arn't going to fuck themselves!

that was hilarious and kinki. but after all that fun I think luna's gonna want a foal triple stack, better call cheerilee the CMC will be late for school as they take care of the towns and kingdoms needs.

Don't have the cutie mark crusaders be raped!

*Cries*

Makes all the fapping to this worth nothing now...

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Raped? They are loving every second of it! Sure they are a bit nervous at first, but they are TOTALLY into it! So fap away!

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Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!

1189702 200 years later...

I meant at the end when everyone has a taste for foals... if you plan on making a sequel... don't have them be attacked by everyone...

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It will be a loving 100% consensual orgy! Although I don't plan on writing another chapter, so no worries either way!

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Those are some silly gifs!

:flutterrage:THERE BETTER BE A PART 2 OR I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!

:fluttershyouch: if you don't mind that is...

"Oh Princess.....you are so much better than Rainbow Dash...."
"HEY!" a rainbow dash sounding voice erupts from the crowd in protest

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This is... Something. Certainly a something.

You sir are going to be the next princess molestia

1183198 you serious? really?... a ROMANCE? :flutterrage: ... a never mind...:ajsleepy:, it was funny to read this but because of the errors in grammar and the lack of sense (I know it's a Clopfic and they do not need any plot but still...) you get just 4 of 6 mustaches
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

a thumb up and a fave also... :twilightsmile:

sorry for that your Kinky majesty.

1659325 why, thank you my dear, I just grabbed it from the Internet. As soon as I get my own Pad and Pen I'll draw my own Avatar though:pinkiehappy:

1660327 why? isn't it fun with a Creepy Pie around?... sooo much Blooooood hmm...:pinkiecrazy: mwuAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA....
well, aaaanywaaaay... thank you :twilightblush:

What did I just read AND clop too?

Comment posted by KinkyCelestia deleted Jan 27th, 2013

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I am glad you liked it!

I'll admit.
I'm terrified and excited to read this.
:raritystarry:

I take back being aroused at all. :raritycry:
I feel like I just got trolled.
:facehoof:

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Well, if you feel that way I apologize. It was not my intention to troll. I just am a fan of double penetration...and foals. So 6 foal holes being penetrated must therefore be that much hotter. That's just math.

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I completely respect your opinion and did not mean to offend.
:heart:
Pinkie Promise.
:pinkiesad2:

I came...




I REGRET NOTHING!!!

This story was missing the comedy tag. I laughed so many times while reading it.

Since it's (allegedly) not a troll-fic, to be quite honest, you need an editor, plain and simple. There are just way too many grammatical errors, sentence fragments, and break-ups in tone to not be distracted by them. :raritydespair:

That said, I did enjoy the story. :pinkiecrazy:

Comment posted by Dashaloo deleted Jul 6th, 2013
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