Luna and Luna save the CMCs and the CMCs.
An entry to the "Most Delightful Ponidox" contest.
Thanks to Nitro Indigo and Sledge115 for pre-reading and the Discord crew for comments.
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)
Luna and Luna save the CMCs and the CMCs.
An entry to the "Most Delightful Ponidox" contest.
Thanks to Nitro Indigo and Sledge115 for pre-reading and the Discord crew for comments.
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This is so convoluted. I love it, Discord is laughing so hard im sure.
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Heh, thanks!
The confusion of it all and the stupid things that they're all doing, all packed into a 2k fic. One of the greatest ever.
Huzzah, it's up!
Love the serial escalation, heh
This is a great line.
This is another great line.
I love how the story just kind of forgets that agent Bon Bon was kidnapped by pony Lyra.
Very nice, had a good laugh!
another Scootaloo*
T'will?
Funny as shit. Yet another good job, Doc Sock.
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Derp, sctooaloo. Fixed! I'm going to leave 'twill though.
Glad you enjoyed, thanks!
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Heh, thanks!
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You're welcome, keep up the good work!
Revenge is a dish best served cold?
I thought you said on Discord that you removed this line for being too dark?
Assuming you didn't accidentally mix the two Sweeties up and did mean for the pony one to complain about the lack of thumbs, there's a small problem with this: pony Sweetie Belle has actually been shown to be quite good at magic in the show.
I've been meaning to write something similar with both the CMC's, but a) I'm lazy and b) I'm goddamn lazy. Good work on the fic!
... Did you mean "extradite"?
Especially when she was fooled by literal cut-and-paste photomanipulation.
Utter madness throughout, and I generally mean that as a good thing. Still an excellent argument for not leaving the portal open on a constant basis. And as Polychromatic noted, pony Sweetie Belle is fairly magically adept for her age. Remember, she even teleported while aged up. And you could have had some fun with how the human Crusaders seem to be older than their counterparts.
While this was fun, it was LOL-random frenetic to the point that it nearly exploded. And it feels like pony Twilight should've been a bit more vocal as the chaos unfolded. An entertaining read, but almost exhausting in its pacing.
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Valid points, all! I have no expectations of winning the contest, but I had to follow where the muse led. Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment!
(Also, "extraordinary rendition" is what I meant.)
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No, the em-dash is where it is to prevent it from getting to dark.
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(One Googling later...)
Well. Apparently that has a term beyond "state-sanctioned abduction." Good to know?
Ahhhh, the sweet, sweet chaos.
Lucky Lyra, she has two Bon Bons now.
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BonBonBonBon.
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Let's try this a different way. One not as... Lengthy.
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Nah, probably trying to think of a way for an encore ...
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Bon Bon Bon Bon Bon Bon
... And I read that. That ending...
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But for this story. ( ) x 6.
Great chaos!
This is delightfully random--but, at the same time, has its own cohesive logic that makes it all intelligible. Well done!
Both Luna are lifesavers.
A pretty hilarious read with the two CMCs there.
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I mean, technically a polygraph lie detector uses electrodes to test skin conductivity. So maybe it's not what everyone is thinking about...
Me vary confused, but me like.
Very amusing, although I have some trouble seeing Apple Bloom as a master hacker, let alone one with a grudge against Make-a-Wish. (Given her Ponyside skill with potions, I can, however, see her running a meth lab out of the CMC clubhouse to save the family farm [1])
[1] Why would I assume the family farm is in need of saving? Why do you think her pa drinks so much?
I feel...not certain of what just happened, but at the same time, it was an amusing ride...also, Luna, that is like, totally illegal...and no, I'm not sure which one I'm talking to.
This feels like it needed to be an animation in order to work.
The only thing missing is tree sap.
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Oh, biscuits. You are absolutely correct!
Why are you making your readers picture an underage girl in a bikini? It's not exactly something most of us want to picture. Yeah, I know that's the joke, but whyyyyyy?!
You did not drink, I guess you smoke something? Because seriously, this is very strange
...Vicodin maybe? That's where Princess Celestia? Do you Have A Belly Button? came from.
Damn that was good for a laugh. Seems like Lunas saved the day all round. I spotted a spelling mistake, but completely lost it when I went back to report it. A+
This was beautifully insane
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Even aside from advanced magic (that's Accelero in S8 [Starlight claimed it isn't easy], and a shield in S7) examples that hint at her being noticeably beyond a great number of adult ponies in her (presumably) preteen years, Sweetie Belle had no trouble with basic levitation after Twilight Time in S4, and her telekinetic powers had already grown enough to lift a small kid in S5, before she got her cutie mark in that episode.
To put that into perspective, she went from no controlled telekinesis on anything before that S4 episode, to being able to gracefully move a broom around, in the span of just one episode, much like how she went from liquified toast and burnt juice to an edible looking pie in Sisterhooves Social (so her cooking skills actually do have hope).
It's just... really jarring to me that Equestria!Sweetie Belle would be remotely
phasedfazed (dang homophones), let alone cry in response to her counterpart levitating a piece of paper, especially when this story certainly happens well past S4 (Twilight's Castle existing and the mirror being there, constantly open, Sunset walking on her hind hooves). It's not like they ever implied she had some magical disability or something, unlike the implications for Scootaloo not flying.(for example, in Flight to the Finish, did Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon go after Sweetie Belle for not being able to use magic at that point, as if it were something unusual for unicorns? No, they instead went after Scootaloo, moved to undermine her self-confidence on the basis of "can't fly at your age.")
Was Discord involved? This is making my head hurt.
Rarity needs to be brought in for a little questioning.
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Always the quick one, aren't you, Twilight?
Twilight, you of all ponies should know who Bacon Horse is. She's right there.
I'm pretty sure this is one of those times when it's in your favor to claim insanity over sanity.
Definitely some enjoyable, if breakneck ludicrousness here. If you just spaced out the characters revolving through a bit, I think it'd be easier to enjoy this for the silliness that it is.
haha this was SO amusing!
I'm not going to ask why Rainbow Dash had contraceptive failures
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I've seen my 12 year old sister wearing a bikini before. It's not that weird. But posting it on YouTube is probably a huge no no.
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I think you could probably guess
The CIA isn't an intelligence agency it is a problem eraser.