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SockPuppet


I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)

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Luna and Luna save the CMCs and the CMCs.

An entry to the "Most Delightful Ponidox" contest.

Thanks to Nitro Indigo and Sledge115 for pre-reading and the Discord crew for comments.

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Comments ( 63 )

This is so convoluted. I love it, Discord is laughing so hard im sure.

The confusion of it all and the stupid things that they're all doing, all packed into a 2k fic. One of the greatest ever.

Huzzah, it's up!

Love the serial escalation, heh :twilightsheepish:

"It's called sanctuary," Apple Bloom corrected, "when you dun crimed."

This is a great line. :pinkiehappy:

"Well, Ma says that the way Pa drinks his liver is primed like a fifty kiloton—"

This is another great line. :rainbowlaugh:

Lyra Heartstrings galloped in through the throne room's front door. "There you are! Bon Bon, c'mon, we're late for our meeting with the wedding planner." She levitated up Bon Bon, who gasped and struggled. They disappeared out the door.

I love how the story just kind of forgets that agent Bon Bon was kidnapped by pony Lyra. :trollestia:

Very nice, had a good laugh!

Scootaloo stood up, knocking two Sweetie Belles and another Sctooaloo off of her. Sweetie Belle stood, looked at her hooves, and collapsed, gasping in horror.

another Scootaloo*

'Twill contain the antidote to clear young Rumble's hives and boils."

T'will?

Funny as shit. Yet another good job, Doc Sock.

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Derp, sctooaloo. Fixed! I'm going to leave 'twill though.

Glad you enjoyed, thanks!

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You're welcome, keep up the good work!

"First, he has previous arrests for hacking, so the FBI was unsurprised. Second, he dented my BMW when he parked in the faculty lot. Students must never park in the faculty lot.”

Revenge is a dish best served cold?

"Yeah," Sweetie Belle said. "The worst the FBI will do is strap electrodes to our—"

I thought you said on Discord that you removed this line for being too dark?

Sweetie Belle saw the note on the floor and poked it with her hoof. "Stupid no-thumbs hooves..."

Sweetie Belle rolled her eyes and levitated the paper up. "Here's the note Twilight gave us before she tossed us into the portal."

Sweetie Belle began to cry. "A mom and dad? And flying? And good magic? Who are these three?"

Sweetie Belle passed the note to Cheerilee.

Assuming you didn't accidentally mix the two Sweeties up and did mean for the pony one to complain about the lack of thumbs, there's a small problem with this: pony Sweetie Belle has actually been shown to be quite good at magic in the show.

I've been meaning to write something similar with both the CMC's, but a) I'm lazy and b) I'm goddamn lazy. Good work on the fic!

why do they want to extraordinary rendition three fillies to a black site in Uzbekistan?

... Did you mean "extradite"? :rainbowhuh:

"How'd you learn to hack the server logs?" Apple Bloom demanded.

Especially when she was fooled by literal cut-and-paste photomanipulation.

Utter madness throughout, and I generally mean that as a good thing. Still an excellent argument for not leaving the portal open on a constant basis. And as Polychromatic noted, pony Sweetie Belle is fairly magically adept for her age. Remember, she even teleported while aged up. And you could have had some fun with how the human Crusaders seem to be older than their counterparts.

While this was fun, it was LOL-random frenetic to the point that it nearly exploded. And it feels like pony Twilight should've been a bit more vocal as the chaos unfolded. An entertaining read, but almost exhausting in its pacing.

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Valid points, all! I have no expectations of winning the contest, but I had to follow where the muse led. Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment!

(Also, "extraordinary rendition" is what I meant.)

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No, the em-dash is where it is to prevent it from getting to dark.

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(One Googling later...)
:twilightoops: Well. Apparently that has a term beyond "state-sanctioned abduction." Good to know?

Ahhhh, the sweet, sweet chaos.

Lucky Lyra, she has two Bon Bons now.

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Thunderlane ran in, crossed the throne room at a sprint, Redheart close at his hooves. "You ponies are craaaaazzzyyyy..." he shouted as he dove into the mirror.

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Nah, probably trying to think of a way for an encore ...

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Bon Bon Bon Bon Bon Bon

... And I read that. That ending... :rainbowderp:

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But for this story. (:rainbowhuh: :rainbowlaugh:) x 6.

Great chaos!

This is delightfully random--but, at the same time, has its own cohesive logic that makes it all intelligible. Well done!

Both Luna are lifesavers.

A pretty hilarious read with the two CMCs there.

RDT

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I mean, technically a polygraph lie detector uses electrodes to test skin conductivity. So maybe it's not what everyone is thinking about...

Me vary confused, but me like.

Very amusing, although I have some trouble seeing Apple Bloom as a master hacker, let alone one with a grudge against Make-a-Wish. (Given her Ponyside skill with potions, I can, however, see her running a meth lab out of the CMC clubhouse to save the family farm [1])

[1] Why would I assume the family farm is in need of saving? Why do you think her pa drinks so much?

I feel...not certain of what just happened, but at the same time, it was an amusing ride...also, Luna, that is like, totally illegal...and no, I'm not sure which one I'm talking to.

This feels like it needed to be an animation in order to work.

The only thing missing is tree sap.

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Oh, biscuits. You are absolutely correct!

Why are you making your readers picture an underage girl in a bikini? It's not exactly something most of us want to picture. Yeah, I know that's the joke, but whyyyyyy?! :raritydespair:

You did not drink, I guess you smoke something? Because seriously, this is very strange

...Vicodin maybe? That's where Princess Celestia? Do you Have A Belly Button? came from.

Damn that was good for a laugh. Seems like Lunas saved the day all round. I spotted a spelling mistake, but completely lost it when I went back to report it. A+

This was beautifully insane

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Assuming you didn't accidentally mix the two Sweeties up and did mean for the pony one to complain about the lack of thumbs, there's a small problem with this: pony Sweetie Belle has actually been shown to be quite good at magic in the show.

Even aside from advanced magic (that's Accelero in S8 [Starlight claimed it isn't easy], and a shield in S7) examples that hint at her being noticeably beyond a great number of adult ponies in her (presumably) preteen years, Sweetie Belle had no trouble with basic levitation after Twilight Time in S4, and her telekinetic powers had already grown enough to lift a small kid in S5, before she got her cutie mark in that episode.

To put that into perspective, she went from no controlled telekinesis on anything before that S4 episode, to being able to gracefully move a broom around, in the span of just one episode, much like how she went from liquified toast and burnt juice to an edible looking pie in Sisterhooves Social (so her cooking skills actually do have hope).

Sweetie Belle rolled her eyes and levitated the paper up. "Here's the note Twilight gave us before she tossed us into the portal."

Sweetie Belle began to cry. "A mom and dad? And flying? And good magic? Who are these three?"

It's just... really jarring to me that Equestria!Sweetie Belle would be remotely phased fazed (dang homophones), let alone cry in response to her counterpart levitating a piece of paper, especially when this story certainly happens well past S4 (Twilight's Castle existing and the mirror being there, constantly open, Sunset walking on her hind hooves). It's not like they ever implied she had some magical disability or something, unlike the implications for Scootaloo not flying.

(for example, in Flight to the Finish, did Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon go after Sweetie Belle for not being able to use magic at that point, as if it were something unusual for unicorns? No, they instead went after Scootaloo, moved to undermine her self-confidence on the basis of "can't fly at your age.")

Sweetie Belle: I guess Twilight must not be so super-upset anymore, 'cause she's letting us do a diary entry like our sisters do. Boy, did we get our priorities messed up. We started acting special because we were friends with someone special. We almost forgot the real reason she's special – because she's our friend. But she forgave us, and, like magic, things are good as new! That's the kind of magic I really want to get good at, now that I'm getting so good at the other kind.

Starlight Glimmer: As you know, speed spells like Accelero are not easy.

Was Discord involved? This is making my head hurt.

Sweetie Belle darkened. "But Mom said my bikini was too skimpy and my singing was off key.” Then she smiled broadly. “But Rarity said I looked marvelous and I should ignore Mom about the bathing suit!"

Rarity needs to be brought in for a little questioning.

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All right, this is getting ridiculous.

Always the quick one, aren't you, Twilight? :ajsleepy:

"What's bacon?" Twilight asked.

Twilight, you of all ponies should know who Bacon Horse is. She's right there.

I wasn't drinking, I swear.

I'm pretty sure this is one of those times when it's in your favor to claim insanity over sanity.

Definitely some enjoyable, if breakneck ludicrousness here. If you just spaced out the characters revolving through a bit, I think it'd be easier to enjoy this for the silliness that it is.

haha this was SO amusing!:rainbowlaugh:

"Ours, as well. She's treated more than her shares of contusions, concussions, and contraceptive failures. Roughly half of each being—"

"Rainbow Dash?" Luna guessed.

I'm not going to ask why Rainbow Dash had contraceptive failures

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I've seen my 12 year old sister wearing a bikini before. It's not that weird. But posting it on YouTube is probably a huge no no.

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I think you could probably guess

"'Mercenary' is such an ugly word," Bon Bon said, twirling a hoof in the air. "I prefer to think of myself as a 'freelance problem eraser'."

The CIA isn't an intelligence agency it is a problem eraser.

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