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Machinery was in her blood as surely as the eggs of the parasite living in her head was.

Pretty sure that sentence is a first for the English language...

Loved the first story, looking forward to this one. There are a lot of unresolved issues to address in this world.

And to Derpy: What's better, driving or flying?

Finally, the sequel! Now I get to see little, shiny crystalized Sci-Twi teaching magic class (assume she still hasn't recovered from quadruple form).
But if more and more people are ponied up, then her magic class would surely be attractive.

Ask Spicy: Are you still using your car now that you got a big, nice wings?

Grats Damaged. If the tracker is right, this is story 100.

Ask RD: With photographic memory, is there anything college can teach that you wouldn't pick up and retain immediately from reading a book?

So how often does Canterlot Crops get calls from people looking for organic seeds or pesticides? It sounds like a farm supply store.

At this point, the rumor of new, upcoming Magic Study class at Canterlot U should spread far and wide. Consider it is to be taught by a walking, small, definitely adorable, shiny unicorn pony.

Ask Spicy: Why do you still drive to work since the extra limbs on your back is not just for show?

It had resulted in a blast of old magic being released.

This is one of my favorite details about this setting. It's not that magic doesn't exist in the human world; it's just not useful. Not until the horses next door started dumping their thaumoactive waste, anyway. (I know, I know, talking about Sunset that way is uncalled for.)

I'm not as fast as Rainbow and I don't have magic like Rarity

Not yet, anyway. Theoretically, if the aikido training falls through, Trixie might turn to the power of rock to try to get herself a horn ahead of schedule.

In any case, college begins! Seeing the girls settle in should be quite the sight. Especially Dash. Spicy might not have gotten any glances, but I imagine a nearly complete transformation will. And that's saying nothing of Twilight.

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I imagine it's like "seamstresses" in Ankh-Morpork. Spicy probably has the Apples' go-to supply store on speed dial for situations like that.

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I'm pretty sure there should be an "Ask Spicy:" at the front of this comment. Excuse me while I upvote it on the assumption that this will happen.

Note that the Anthro tag is there to denote there are characters midway between Equestria Girls norm and pony.

Why did you choose to do this?

10480883 Because the story will be a long one and there will be a lot of characters in various states of anthro form. For example, Spicy Hot here has bat wings, a tail, and a muzzle.

"Is it? This is where Rainbow learned. I wish to learn." As he spoke, a slight hint of smoke trickled from Thunderbolt's nostrils

Dragon Spike: Good to know I will not be the only scholar dragon anymore.
Doggy Spike: Twilight has been tutored me every now and then, so I'm good. Plus reading keeps me distract from the need to dig our backyard.
Fluttershy: Maybe I should see if I can taught Bridget to read or write.

Ask still-pony (I think) Twilight: What are you going to call your magic class?

don't ask the teachers or students to have sex

Yeah, most of the latter would cause problems due to... age of consent laws... oh fuck. (There are allowances for when both participants are underage and then one of them suddenly isn't, but Thunderbolt is almost certainly far too young for them to matter and he can't afford to draw attention to that.)

10481658 Indeed. Tree Hugger might not be a genius, but her experience with Thunderbolt is that if he wants to have sex, he'll ask. She didn't want this to cause him problems at school.

Ask... any of their college professors really: A pegasus, unicorn, and misc. anthro ponies walk into a college; It sounds like the setup to a joke, I'd expect more surprise. How are you taking this so calmly?

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They'd already met the specific people in question in the previous story, and had been warned. It's the other students where this is a little strange.

Bouncing her way from the stage, Surprise made her way to an empty spot to await her own crowd.

"When did Pinkie bleach her hair?" said Sunset. "And, uh, skin?"

At almost twenty feet long, I can only imagine the kind of traffic issues Thunderbolt could cause in CHS.

and a tail that had a good pair of spikes on it.

Ooh, a thagomizer.
What? Thanks to Gary Larson, that's actually what it's called.

I do love Celestia dumping all the weird jobs on Luna. The privilege of principals and older sisters both.

To Spike the dog: Any plans to further your education?

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And she's taken directly from G1, where she was Pinkie Pie with those colors and wings.

EEEE sbps story has a sequal? How did I not know this!

Always nice to see Fizzlepop make a new friend, regardless of her species. And the psychological aspect of increased ponification is certainly interesting. Also, Twilight puttering around in a little electric unicorn-mobile is a weirdly adorable mental image.

Meanwhile, Sunset should probably keep a watch on her person. One with a date readout.

"What month is it?"
"I saw you ten minutes ago."
"Yeah, and then Pinkie ran into me."

Ask Luna: How are you going to accommodate a twenty-feet dragon into human classes?

Ask free legal counsel: Is anybody doing the necessary groundwork for nonhuman sophonts to play nicely with various laws that assume human maturation rates? Reports from Canterlot suggest that the timetable for needing such things has been moved up.

Sonata's abilities are developing in interesting ways. Definitely something to keep an eye on.

Meanwhile, Spicy and Rainbow's romance is unconventional, but sweet all the same. Here's hoping whoever's working with them at the bank can power through the surface-level absurdity.

And no matter the universe, never mess with Velvet.

There was a few smaller collars at the end of the aisle, what Spicy now called his everyone is turning into a pony and will need new collars stash.

I didn't know there are pet-wears that can be put in store such as Spicy's.

"P-P-Pony a—" Twilight gulped and, still blushing, smiled. "That's sounds perfect, since I know a lot about human bodies."

Ask Twilight: Do you think you should open class for pony anatomy 101 at the college too?

So, Applejack is currently the only one in the group without sex life? Frankly, it's gonna be hard to find someone who can withstand her strength.

Ask former-little-dog Spike: Why don't you go to school like Thunderbolt? If a twenty-feet long dragon can go to school, so can a diamond dog.

It's an unusual relationship, but certainly a very cozy one. I'm just glad they're both happy, and that Rarity's happy with the arrangement as well.

Non-exonymous

Fibonacci

Wow, this chapter suddenly felt like a proper college level.

Ask Principle Celestia: Now that Sunset and her magical friends have graduated. Does Canterlot High become an old, boring kind of school again?

10537059 Hey, this is Twilight here having some fun-times with a being over a thousand years old—they both have a lot of knowledge to pull on.

Exactly. If we stopped there and didn't top up our fluids, we'd both wake up with horrible headaches in the morning.

Right, hangovers are caused by dehydration so sex hangovers would actually be a thing.

Non-exonymous

So... endonymous, I guess?

Nerd girls love the sexy little math sequences.

Now I'm wondering how various other sequences rate.

I do hope Twilight talks to Spike soon. It's not easy for him.

On a lighter note, Sonata, favorite piece of action beefcake?

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Nope, I don't know about the term actually existing but "non-exo-" is absolutely the the prefix set you'd use.

nice work on all chapters out so far

10551285 Thanks! Wanted to establish that things were happening much as they were in the previous story, with SoL sexytimes spaced around the events of the plot.

"Cameras? Good to know. I suspected as much, but it's nice to have confirmation." Aria didn't stop, stripping her shirt off completely and just laying topless on the bed. "Ask away."

Limestone: I see you have an underdeveloped body. Want me to request a kid bra for you?

Ask General Inkwell: Do you have any concern regarding the unknown magic leaking out in Canterlot and affect its inhabitants?

"Trained attack kitten." There's a phrase you don't see every day.

Twilight was already lifting her head back up and looking down at Sonata's well-trimmed hedge.

You invoke Python the paragraph before and you don't call it a shrubbery? With. Twilight on top of her, there's even a bit of two-level effect with a little path going down the middle. :raritywink:

And the other sirens... This definitely seems like trouble. We'll see what happens from here.

Aria stared as Limestone reached into her jacket's inner pocket and pulled out a slip of paper that looked singed and blackened around the edges. "A talisman?! Who the fuck gave you a talisman?!"

Aria was really a sly character. Good thing LImestone has mentality of rock in her.
Also, this lone sentence told me they have encountered with magic, or at least a witch, on Earth before. Wonder who faced them in the past.

Ask Sonata: Can a siren siphon anger power without the amulet? I thought you guys cannot do magic thing without it.

So... you're saying the official policy is Don't Cast, Don't Tell.

I'm just going to hide behind something before the tomatoes fly.

In any case, using the friendly source of intelligence on the matter definitely seems like the wiser move, to say nothing of trying to keep her friendly. Let's just hope Limestone's reputation doesn't precede her too much.

Not that we've seen much of them lately, but wouldn't eating out Twilight have exposed Sonata to the parasites?

10579708 Too early in their life-cycle. They're still immature at that point and wouldn't successfully parasitism the new host.

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But didn't Thunderbolt get his parasite from a stained pair of RD's shorts after she masturbated? Seems like they're playing with fire here..., then again maybe they just don't care since it only seems to enhance attributes and Sonata doesn't care about ponying up.

10581482 From her shorts... she wore at Camp Everfree.

Twilight had the upper hoof and caught up to her friend. Wrapping both forelegs around his larger body, she squeezed him. "I had a very special person once tell me that friendship is all about feelings. She should know, being the princess of friendship and all."

Of course, I know all about the friendship. :twilightsmile:
Is that why you still do not have any coltfriend? Because, for you, everypony is in the 'friend zone'? :rainbowhuh:
You got that right, Rainbow. :moustache:
:facehoof:

Ask President Hurricane: Have you even started on advertising the 'new' class at your university?

Spike pulled a book out from under his covers and passed it to Twilight.

Definitely related.

Lovely Twilight-Spike moment.

Just reading through the notes Twilight had made filled her with a new sense of wonder—like learning about the fundamental forces or relativity all over again.

I mean, it is a fundamental force. Just one foreign to this universe. Which means plenty of easy, cheap research that won't require a particle accelerator the size of eastern Europe! :pinkiehappy:
(Also, nice comic reference with Professor Inkwell.)

Ask currently-unicorn Twilight: Have you thought of combing Equestrian Magic with Human Technologies? You will be the envy of all sci-fi fans.

Though she would be the first to admit it steered like a dog

Hopefully not with that exact wording in front of Thunderbolt, as hilarious as that would be.

Thunderbolt, Rainbow had learned, found his own food.

Worth noting that, for normal pets, this is more of a cat thing. We never actually domesticated them, after all.

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