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I legitimately do not know how I should feel about this. You're an absolute madman.
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Good. Good is how you should feel about this.
This was amazing.
Wait a second
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"They're coming out of the damn walls." Quote from Private Hudson in Aliens when the medical wing fell under attack.
I loved all the outside references and Pinkie's antics. The story was definitely not what i was expecting. But was an amazing story none the less. Well done.
Wait, Skirts wrote a smut fic with girls... who don't have dicks?!
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This is a beautiful and confusing mess of yuri perfection. I'd upvote twice if I could.
This is actually brilliant, in that it's honestly structured more like a horror story than erotica. An innocent maiden, alone in the dark, her thoughts helplessly consumed by the specter of a being beyond humanity, ever looming in the distance. Until she isn't, moving in for the kill on Chastity when the poor girl is at her most vulnerable. Except instead of an actual monster, it's a scorching hot vixen.
Okokok…
Hot fantasy lesbian sex? With Sunset Shimmer? YES FUCKING PLEASE! Also, I need an image of that sweetie Pie Chastity. (What an unfortunate name.) I bet she looks good in a Wendy's uniform as well as an old school nurses garb.
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♫Hello, Boner, my old friend…♪
If I had some cash, I would commission someone like Raccoonkun or Twisted Scarlet to render Ms. White. (Preferably in all white lingerie with a naked Sunset clinging upon her.)
Because if you can create custom mindscapes, why wouldn't you?
Heck of a way to celebrate Sunset Day. I do love seeing her drop casual, mind-boggling references to being a horse. And Pinkie is an amazing wing-girl.
Lmao, okay
Is this what kids mean when they talk about dank maymays? It must be.
Very funny and excellent. Pinkie pie ++
Even working Wendy's makes sense when you realize her thing for redheads.
I loved this!!! So cute! Now we neec a fic of their date <3
This was some legitimately transcendent shit. The way you wrote this makes me realize that when I write comedy I hold myself back out of fear of overdoing it.
If I smoked, I'd be asking for a cigarette right now.
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So, um, asking for a friend, but... any chance of a followup?
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Twelve meters...
Ten...
Six...
... Eight?
Seven...
Ten?
Nine?
IT’S DANCIN’ MAN!
What did I just read?!?! 😟
Nice work.
God
God damnit
fuck. shit. 1000/100.
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STATES RIGHT TO WHAT LMAO
BOTTOM TEXT
Hello, my baby, hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime, summertime gal
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, my heart's on fire
CHECK, PLEASE!
Dating an empath is a trip...
As a major history buff myself, yeah, I can relate.
S I M P
Ngl i loved this though. Especially being a history nerd myself it was amazingly adorable and hot. More stuff like this if not perhaps a sequel would be amazing.
as someone who works at wendy's I feel this story will be interesting
Ohh god. Ohh god it hurts. I forgot laughing this hard hurts.
Memes aside, really well written and stuff.
A fucking masterpiece!
And holy hell is Pinkie the unrivaled patron goddess of wingwomen. Shrines must be built in her honor.
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we never saw Sunset without her pants... she could have had a dick.
I haven't even read the fic but everytime I see the title I just out loud go MAAM THIS IS A WENDYS!?!?!?!? And lose my mind. This is clearly mind control to get me to read your fic and I'm calling it out.
This story was dumb, ridiculous, surreal, and absolutely hilarious.
I loved it.
I'm just kind of surprised that Appomattox Cunthouse does not, in fact, appear in the asstr.
girl-fingers?
I can't help but wonder if there's meant to be a reference in all this to a certain Crusader Kings II DLC.
Why does this line seem so familiar? I have the worst déjà vu.
Has Chastity.exe just stopped working here?
So anyway, what the fuck?
The land of milk and honey?
Nay, Chastity wants, needs the land of milk and honies.
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I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE! Thank Celestia, Luna, and all the pretty princesses I thought I was misreading that!
Cool story
What a way to start my own long graveyard shift.
I was expecting a joke story.
What I got instead was an absolute masterpiece of the english language that puts professional porn studios and even classic non-porn novels to shame.
I wish I could write like this.
10/10 would read again and again, if for no other reason than to expand my vocabulary and fine tune my own writing skills, because DAYUM.
Any plans for a sequel?
That's Taco bell not Wendy's
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I am asking the same thing