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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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"Cadance HAS some ideas" it should say.

Heh this is cheesy as all hell but damn if I didn't love it all the same.

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Oops -- you're right! I accidentally a whole word there, didn't I?

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That should be my new motto. :rainbowwild:

Was this shortly before the wedding, or years before? I assume it was shortly before (because the trio of mares don't seem to be foals, but I could be mistaken on this point), but the fact that Cadance isn't a princess yet threw me off a bit.

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I'm a little fuzzy on the official timeline of when Cadance actually became a princess.
I like to pretend she was actually more of a 'princess presumptive' until she actually came of age.

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Ah. It's not a big deal either way; I just just a bit confused as to the timing, since foal Twilight calls her a princess in the flashback of he as a babysitter.

“And you know what?” Cadance glanced back at the three other mares, who were all watching as if they were seeing the most adorable thing ever, even though their faces were still streaked with his cum. “I think I know just which ponies deserve to be my bridesmaids... After all, this couldn’t have happened without them.”

Then why weren't they there as your bridesmaids during the wedding?
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Why did you let five ponies you literally just met, who were each hired to help with the wedding be your bridesmaids?

Like I said they were hired help. You don't even know them, and it was Chrysalis who made them bridesmaids after mind controlling Lyra, Minunette, and Twinkleshine.

Yes, they did in fact made it out of the caves and were at the wedding.
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But that still begs the question why you let Twilight's friends who you just met, be your bridesmaids. They didn't help you get Shining to propose, they didn't get you out of the caves, are they didn't save your wedding.

I can't help but feel that those three got screwed and not in the good way. They literally got their jobs stolen by ponies who haves no connection with you. Hell, to make it worse, you and Twilight probably forgot about them. You were the only two who knew they were in the caves. Thus no one went back there to go find them, they were trapped in that cave for hours looking for a way out and when they finally did it was night and reception was in full swing. And if they were found earlier there would be no reason for them to give up their position let alone the Mane 5 taking it from them after learning the truth about the real reason, they were just suddenly made bridesmaids in the first place.

All I can say is I hope you have some way to make it up to them Cadance. You owe them that much after all.

Maybe get Chrysalis involved. You two do become friends later and she does owe them an apology.

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Sounds like somebody is salty about that...

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