“It’s done!” Aynesworth said with great joy as she raised her hands up like a little girl getting a present. “The algorithm to decipher the ponies written language is done!”
“Excellent work Miss. Aynesworth, now can you begin working on de-coding what text the R.O.V.E.R has documented thus far?” the head researcher, Augustine, said to her fellow scientist.
“I’m already putting the data through the program, but it will take some time to get some information out of it.” Aynesworth says as she watches the data transfer from the R.O.V.E.R’s memory banks, and into the monitor she’s using.
With that Augustine left Aynesworth to her work, and headed back over to the main table of the room, watching R.O.V.E.R go about exploring the settlement it was in. As well as give the poor equines a fright. A few of the other researchers at the table were also watching the main monitor, examining everything that was on screen. All except the elderly man at the table, as he was holding a tablet in his hand and examining the pony images from the R.O.V.E.R’s memory bank.
“How peculiar.”
“What is Mr. Adam?” Augustine asked as she turned away from the flat screen.
“These ponies.” The old man said as he switches to a new pony image. “There bodies are so scrunched up, and small I’m surprised that their internal organs can even function. And their eyes are so big that they must take up a good amount of space in their skull, their brains must pretty small.”
“I have to agree with Mr. Adam on this.” The African American man said as looks at the ponies on the main screen, watching them run away. “They appear to have evolved to appear more cuter and plush like, rather than practical like animals of our world. they must not have any natural enemies.”
“I suppose you have a point there Charles.” The southern accented woman said the man’s conclusion. “Not only that, but why are they so colorful. Honestly, the amount of color they have is hurting my eyes.”
“When we’re able to understand their written language, you can probably ask them why they’re so colorful Mrs. Jules.” Augustine said to the woman as she leans back into her chair. “Although I’m more interested in how their world works, like their social structure.” The other three members of the table looked towards the woman as she adjusted her glasses.
“From what I can grasp from footage alone, those two winged unicorns adorned in that fancy jewelry, they must be part of this worlds ruling class.”
“Interesting theory Ms. Augustine.” Adam said as he looked away from the tablet, and up to the main screen.
The researchers continued to watch the R.O.V.E.R explore the town, and seemed to be making itself a nuisance of the town. One such incident was when the mechanical animal scared two ponies carrying a couch, and to the rescue the R.O.V.E.R’s watchers seemed to be pleading in forgiveness with the ponies the machine scares, while the robotic animal continues to just wonder around and study the area.
“Maybe we should order the R.O.V.E.R to take it easy on its investigation, especially on the ponies places of residence and business.” Jules said as she runs a hand through her hair.
“Or we can have the R.O.V.E.R return to exploring the wilds of this world, like its supposed to.” Charles suggested as he looked at his fellow scientist. “We could send in a different robot to investigate the town, one that is less of a troubling sight, and so large to scare these poor creatures.” Augustine pondered on the idea as the places a hand to her chin.
“We could possibly request the Manufacture Department to make a more smaller scouting drone.” The woman says as she spoke up. “Aside from the R.O.V.E.R unit, I doubt we could use the other two units.”
“We could use the L.A.RC unit. It is more optimal for worldwide cartography—”
“Yes, but it is an air-based unit, it can’t do much on the ground, so it won’t be able to gather any information on the floral or fauna. Plus, its bird-eye view can’t see everything.” Augustine said to the group. “It is only deployed when the R.O.V.E.R has finished its own mission, and use it to map out the world so we have a full lay of the land.”
“What was that?”
Augustine and the others looked to Jules as she spoke up, before turning to look at the monitor, where they saw a brief flash of green light. When the R.O.V.E.R reached the alleyway that the light came from, but when the machine looked inside the alleyway there was only three pegasi, and upon seeing the machine they of coursed freaked out and flew off.
“Perhaps we should ask the Manufacture Department to make a more, friendlier size reconnaissance robot. And one outfitted with a speaker so that it might be able to converse with the ponies, once we got their language down.” Augustine said to the group which they all nodded in agreement. Charles then stood up from the table, and began to make their way towards the rooms door.
“I’ll head to the workshop to put in a request to create a smaller recon robot.”
“And remember Charles, emphasize on ‘not to threatening’.” The man nodded to Augustine’s word’s before leaving the room.
As the dark skinned man left the room, the remaining researchers watched as the R.O.V.E.R unit continued on its search. Eventually the machine came upon another unusual building, this one however looks more like a little girls playhouse set, but the researchers attention was take away from the building and instead towards a pony exiting it. However what the pony was wearing was what really got the researchers attention.
“Is that a dress?” Adam said as he looked at the grey pony with wearing a purple dress.
“Strange, I didn’t think these equines would have anything like clothes.” Jules said as she looked closely at the pony, before it ran away in fright. “But how would these equines even make clothing with their hooves?”
“As we’ve seen the unicorns can manipulate things with that aura they generate.” Augustine says as the R.O.V.E.R starts inspecting the building. “With that in mind, it’s not impossible that one would use their ESP ability to creature clothing.”
“True. But why would equines need clothes for?” Adam says as the R.O.V.E.R tries to enter the building. “All of the equines are naked, so modesty and nudity isn’t as crucial to their society.”
“Maybe it’s simply for ceremony or parties?”
The three research kept going back and forth with their reasoning why ponies needed clothes, while the R.O.V.E.R unit starts to rummage through the clothes in the building once it managed to enter. The researchers eventually put their discussion about the reasoning for ponies needing clothes to the side, and went back to observe what the R.O.V.E.R was up to, only to see it messing around with the clothes on the racks. And apparently being threated by a white unicorn. But the designated R.O.V.E.R ‘watchers’ of the ponies appeared, and both tried to calm the white unicorn down, plus trying to get the mechanical animal out of the store.
“Okay I think that the R.O.V.E.R has caused enough troubles for the day.” Augustine says as she walks over to the machines main Hud screen, and gave it orders to leave the shop, and only observe buildings from the outside. “That should take care of that.” The woman says as she walks back to the table.
“Ugh, Miss. Augustine, did you forget to tell the R.O.V.E.R to leave the clothes behind?” Adam says to the woman before she got too far.
The head researcher turned to look at the screen…and saw the R.O.V.E.R requesting a portal to open, so it can deliver some valuable cargo! Before Augustine could reach the Hud monitor the portal had already opened, and the dress that the machine was holding was already stuffed through. the three researchers ran out the Observation room, and headed down a small flight of stairs to the Gate Platform Chamber, where the saw the portal crew shutting the machine down…and one of them holding the dress in her hand.
“Quickly re-open the portal at the last coordinates of the R.O.V.E.R.” Augustine said to the crew.
“But why Miss. and, where did this dress come from.”
“Just do it.” the woman said worriedly. “The last thing we need is the inhabitants of that world the R.O.V.E.R is in to think we’re thieves. No open the blasted portal, and shove the dress back in!”
“Yes Ma’am!”
The crew scrambled to get the Gate’s power units powered up, and once subtle energy was build up for a small portal, they activated the machine. The portal was no bigger than a basketball, and was high enough for the female worker to toss the dress in. Once the gown was back on its side, the machine was shut down again, and the three researchers gave a sigh of relief.
“Perhaps we should also instruct the robot to NOT steal things from the ponies while it investigates.” The head researcher says as she and her companions trek back up the stairs, as the two said in unison. “Agreed.”
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As the researchers headed back to the Observation Room, in another part of the Compound where the Gate Platform was held, something was stirring. In one chamber that was as big as a large animal encloser, filled with various forms of planet life both native to Earth and samples from the other three worlds, something was skulking through the makeshift foliage. And on the monitor of a overlooking observation deck, two guards and one other research watched as the only creature in the enclosure was moving about.
“Sir do you think it was wise to bring that creature here, without the higher ups permission?” one of the guards asked as they watched the creature move through the brush, before pouncing on a large pile of meat that was on a remote control buggy.
“Those people do not need to know about this.” The researcher, a middle-aged Lantin man with a smoothed back head of black hair said, as he watches the creature feast. “This creature has some intriguing capabilities, and if I can re-create those abilities, we could develop a new line of arms and weapons.”
“Still sir…” a female guard said as she watches the creature eat, before using its long tail to grab a slab of meat…and electrocute it to the point of being cooked well-done. “This creature is dangerous. Remember, it was the reason for the 2nd R.O.V.E.R unit to be destroyed.”
“True, but with the A.P.E unit we were able to capture the creature.” The researcher says as he continues to watch the creature feed, cooking more meat with its electrical abilities. “Besides, we also have the A.P.E unit on stand-by, in case things do get, hostile.”
The two guards gave each other a concerned look before they looked back towards the screen, where the beast ate half of the food on the transport buggy, before grabbing a good amount of beef in its tail, and slinking off into the brush. Even with the tight security, and the assurance of the A.P.E on stand-by, they still felt nervous being around the same vicinity of the creature.
This story just keeps geting better and better
Some seriously interesting developments have occurred in the last 2 chapters. I wonder if the ponies noticed that they got there dress back. I'm certainly concerned about what creature is that one researcher could be hiding from the rest. Definitely eager to see what will happen next.
I wonder how the ponies will react when the portal opens and spits out Rarity's dress.
Rarity: Was it not good enough? did they not like the colour? to tight?
And here we have the cliche evil/greedy scientist who's actions are going to ruin and fuck up everything for everyone, the guards should be genre savvy enough to just put a bullet in him and stop this nonsense before it even begins.
why is it always the one who ruins it all!?! so embarrassing!!! so stupid!! by god, someone stops them quick!
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don't be so sure about that.
You should swap out the 2nd for second. It's similar to the grammatical error of using a number (2) rather than the word (two) when you're not talking math. However, I believe it's ok, preferred even, if you use numbers in place of large amounts such as 23 or 45,974,500 that would be unwieldy to write out.
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Dude, will you STOP! I not gonna report you, because I'm NOT one of those kind of people that report stuff. BUT, someone might! So I'm warning you to stop, before you get ban and regret this.
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What's that supposed to mean.
I agree with the other two Commenters. That Rogue Scientist needs to stop before he does something stupid.
And daddy, its clear something is about to go wrong.
More plz
ah, yes
human idiocy at its finest
The next time one of those portals open, if it is big enough, I wouldn't be surprised for a pony to jump into it. Hopefully Twilight with a 'comprehend languages' spell at the ready.
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...not impossible, but it seemed kinda clear when rover saw that green flash in an alley and discovered 3 pegasus that the changelings had just gotten there.
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Before? Little late for that, now just what did they pick up from the Everfree - timberpup or manticore cub?
Oh...they will sh*t themselves when they meet Discord... he will wreck their sanity XD
When I started reading this story I imagined a robot ape... I can’t believe it actually happened.
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what i mean is, don't assume he's going to fuck up. you'll see in the next Home Base File.
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no the creature was one from of the other 3 worlds the humans found prior to Equess.
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the name A.P.E doesn't mean the robot is going to be a mecha-monkey. the reason ROVER is animalistic in the first place, is because at the times the humans thought that it was a good idea and just rolled with it. but the L.A.R.C and A.P.E units.....you'll just have to wait until they show up.
I think you'll like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yvoZhRTX-U&t=4s&ab_channel=Ascento
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Eh not really
They will be intrigued but not scared
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Reality bending with snap of fingers? No limit to powers (more or less)? No control over him? Any government would be scared... well maybe no scientists, but military and politicians?
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In the end, he is childish in chaos.
Compared to him we are masters of chaos when we are more into balance
Also, all his power is just magic, just another type of energy.
Their version of magic, equs magic isn't stable and reliable.
Did you forget how Chrysali's throne made him powerless?
All humans have to do is to invent or find new material that blocks magic or easy to produce signal, energy
Maybe R.O.V.E.R could later give them a piece of the throne or he could also find another source of it like an ore or a pebble.
Killing him would be easy too if something happens. You can even open the portal right in him and split him in half
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A. I remember about throne depowering him, that is why I wrote "more or less". ;)
B. I am not sure if opening portal and splitting him in half would do much. One, he do it to himself all time. Two, I wonder if they would able to surprise him. 🤔
C. I am not saying that he is a serious threat... but earth would be for him awesome playground. Besides, I am sure he will be able to speak English and easily discover what are humans intentions.
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Yes, he does it himself because it's him doing it and because he is prepared to do it.
Like a trick to show off
It's like a magic trick on a magic show,the one about cutting people in half. They are prepared and they are doing it themselves,nothing bad happens but if it happens somewhere else for real with the intention to kill ,from the outside force while being unprepared,people will die
The same for Discord,also he can be surprised,he has a habit of staying in one place a lot
Not really.
The moment he does something questionable he will be ordered to be captured or put down.
Langauge, probably not because it works in 2 ways.
Even then equs magic only exists in their dimension,only encompasses their planet.
It would be like oxygen to him, he won't leave his dimension.
Magic is the sole reason he exists,he was created by magic as a spirit fo chaos to maybe balance some stuff out but on earth magic doesn't exist ,so existence of a spirit of chaos also isn't needed
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Okay, I must apologise for my earlier indignation. I didn't realise this was supposed to be a comedy. Of course, that won't stop me giving these guys an selective MST3king.
That said, when any actual diplomatic part of the govenment finds out how stunningly mishandled this whole first contact situation has been, I suspect everyone involved will be fired, possibly out of a cannon, and have trouble getting a job classifying bird beaks on the Galapagos islands.
SSF: Condidering you lot have collectively displayed the intelligence of a mentally challenged rutabaga, you are not exactly in a position to be pointing fingers.
SSF: And your level of stupid is hurting my brain, but do you see me complain... okay, I'll let that one go.
SSF: "That's why we let ROVER poke and prod them like they were just another piece of vegetation."
SSF: Gee! Ya think?!
SSF: "And for a follow up, I'll send an iceberg warning to the Titanic, put 'no Smoking' signs on the Hindenberg and drop off a letter to the Archduke Franz ferdinand that Sarajevo may be a bit iffy as a holiday destination."
SSF: "No, seriously, is that a dress? I can't remember what clothes look like. Oh my gosh I'm naked!"
SSF: "Because all that armour and the hat on that apple pony clearly just grew naturally."
SSF: "Because that's how we judge a sucessful mission, by how much trouble it's caused."
SSF: "Of course not! What do you think I am? Competent?"
SSF: That woman's already gone way too far.
SSF: "On the other hand, let's keep it. What's some theft when we've already done breaking and entering, being a public nusiance and insulting the local rulers?"
SSF: She can be taught! The age of miracles is not past!
SSF: Project New World, brought to you by our corporate sponsors, Wayland Yukatani, InGen and the Umbrella Corporation.
Seriously, I like the rest of this story. It's just the humans are so completely hopeless I couldn't pass up the comedy value. I look forward to reading more. Even the human bits.
Too
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Vice versa. The scientist's actions are full of meaning and logic.
What fool after the cold war would give the government a new kind of nuclear bomb?