Three changeling soldiers, Sergeant Tibia, Private Tarsus and "the new guy" is on a mission, a mission of love. That is to say, a mission to infiltrate a nearby town and extract as much love from the residents as possible.

The town in questions is Ponyville, some backwater place in the shadow of Canterlot. Though they do find some rather interesting mares there. Unfortunately it also has The Pink One, but she can be avoided.

Content Warning: Murder, Abuse, Swearing.