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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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Well, you've certainly got my erecti attention, DLS. I can only assume the fusion process came for past attempts too.

Is it weird that I like how Zephyr is here - That it borders on that type of Johnny Bravo-like air without veering whole-on into unlikability? Because that's what I've always thought Zephyr could have become in the show - that sort of chauvinistic yet comedic presences that everypony loved to hate.

“Oh baby, you've never heard chanting like Zephyr chanting!”

Seriously, it's amazing and I cannot figure out why.

Anyways, nice to see another fantastic FIMFic from you.

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I am so glad to hear that. Because, honestly, Zephyr is a really tough character to write in a way that people will end up liking the story. I was kind of dreading that when the voted prompt required it. It’s great to hear that I managed to use him well in this story!

What's with the like and dislike ratio? This seems pretty tame, all things considered.

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I dunno.
Zephyr gets a lot of hate, for one thing. And the concept is just pretty weird.
Eh, I’m not too concerned about it. I know this story turned out pretty well ... but I also know that it was never going to become a huge hit because it’s going for a pretty niche fetish.

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Honestly, I think Zephyr's appearance in Sparkle's Seven did have that kind of role and feeling. Unfortunately, a lot of have trouble moving on from early impressions, and the first 80% of his first episode (where he was very unlikeable) had a lasting effect on opinion even though he did improve at the end.

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I was reminded of Daffy Duck.

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Even if that thing that Hasbro said was Fluttershy's brother was in it, you'd probably still get downvotes. Just for the idea, more than anything, probably.

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Heh, yeah. Plus the obligatory few downvotes for being a porn story.

“Actually,” Shining Armor cut in, “Cheese Sandwich was our first choice. But he didn't really feel that it suited his style.”

Oh man, would THAT make for a hilarious sequel!

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I actually do have a sequel set up to be voted on right now.
In the sequel, the stallions have all got second wives. Big Mac’s already got his, of course. Zephyr tries for Rainbow Dash and ends up getting Lightning Dust instead, and Shining Armor picks Twilight.

Comment posted by Autumnblazelover61 deleted Sep 3rd, 2020

Don't worry, it's nothing like that. Well, okay, it's sort of like that.

Well no, but actually yes.

“So... We get to choose anypony we want, hm?” Zephyr was already getting some very colorful ideas dancing around in his head. “Score! Somepony write a letter to Rainbow Dash!”
“Anypony you want, as long as she agrees to it,” Cadance clarified carefully.

And just like that his plan already failed.

Zephyr's jaw dropped again. “Three headed alicorn? Now I really have heard everything.”

Well, we had three headed dogs, so it isn't that much of a stretch...

He never would have believed it at first, but the three of them actually made a pretty good team.

That was something I worried about, too.

The moment they were inside, the pegasus stallions hitched to the carriage took off, soaring them into the sky. They must have been eager to get on their way!

Rumor says Cadance had promised them they would be allowed to watch the action if they make it in record time.

Shining Armor's eyes lit up, and for a moment, she thought she had him. But then he said, “Ooh! Or maybe to celebrate, we should order something really lavish from room service!”

Who is teasing who again?

Goddess, they had no right being so good at this already! How was she going to cope with getting this kind of attention every night?

Easy: Call for reinforcements!
There might be some mares outside willing to lend a hoof.

And just when they did, she lasciviously nudged her muzzle forward and licked up that drop of pre-cum. A little salty, very creamy... That one big drop was enough to coat and spread over her whole tongue. She rolled it in her mouth, both to tease a little more reaction out of her husband and just because she wanted to savor their flavor.

Well, she can't leave them unrewarded, can she?

Giving up the futility of trying to wipe herself off with her hooves, she zapped most of the excess cum away from her fur with one of her most useful magical spells. Of course, though, she left just a little bit around her muzzle, so she could look the three of them in the eyes as she licked it clean.

Of course she knows a spell like this, and of course she uses like this.
But where exactly did the excess cum go? Maybe she teleported it into an barrel she had set up before, so she can use it later?

Cadance took a few deep breaths, steadying and mentally preparing herself. “Um, Big Mac ... you have plenty of experience with giving a mare a package that's too big for her, don't you?”
“Eeyup.”

I'm sure no one had any doubt about that one.


(Too much commentary?)

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No such thing as too much commentary! ^.^

Yup, very on the weird side. Yes, great stuff even so.

I give it a solid passing appreciation.

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Maybe she teleported it into an barrel she had set up before, so she can use it later?

Better question: what is Amethyst going to do with a barrel of cum?

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Maybe a combination of personal consumption and selling to high-class restaurants?

But in either case she must be fast; otherwise Cadance will have emptied the barrel herself.

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what is Amethyst going to do with a barrel of cum?

Sell it as fake cum substitute for mares (and the occasional stallion) to refill their cum-tube dildos.
Pro: Very realistic.
Con: Actually gets you pregnant.

Old Man Diol is on the phone for you. He wants his schtick back...

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LOL, sorry he was a chimera obsessed mage who wanted to make a three-headed chimera to combine powers of three creatures. Your comination of those three guys made me think of his plan.

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