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FIM Fiction


I will hijack stories and make crap. Why? Because there are stories with dark endings, death, pain, misery. I will make such stories happy. I will save the characters from a cruel end.

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This is basically (kinda sorta not really) What If* but far more orderly and less chaotic. But still funny. And just like the author of What If, I have no idea what abomination I'm creating but I hope y'all enjoy it.
Also, Anon has teleportation powers and no horn.
INTO THE MADNESS!

Chapters (20)
Comments ( 86 )

It's hard to go wrong with Anon-filly. Will read tomorrow during break.

Get off the bullet train

Never mind, you can stay on the bullet train, this story is my exeption:pinkiecrazy:

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What is "the bullet train"?

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Its when you jump from one scene/idea to the other without warning. Most of the time it's very frustration and confusing for the readers.

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Oh. Well there may be a lot of that? Spoiler Alert as to why: [REDACTED]
And that's why there will be a bit of bullet train.

Anon, I'm gonna be honest with you. You may be mentally retarded.

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Ready your butt.
You in the story now.

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I didn't consent to this! RRRRRRrEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1

Best be apart of the nicest dragon's hoard than food.

The more Anon tries to change the future, the more unpredictable it's going to become. Though if going home is really his/her goal, Discord is probably his/her best bet, since Twilight Autism will probably just want to study him/her and make a bunch of magic-jargon excuses to 'explain' why she just can't send Anon home instead of actually helping him/her get home.

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The more Anon tries to change the future,
That is some key words.

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Yet again, you are in.

aye, its entertainment

So how did Anon go from being in the castle to being in the dragon lands? Am I missing something?

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DID YOU MAKE THAT PHOTO!?
If so, Great job!

The incoming missunderstandman seems a bit too obvious. But Smolder comes early this year. I mean, were better to look for your lost pony as in ponyland.

Well, this is the most cohesive story I've ever seen... involving Anon as a filly.

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More chaotic then that, actually.
It will be revealed later.

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it is a big GIF it might just take a long time to load

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That shows up when I click on it.
Try posting it again or something, I really wanna see what i is.

Anon gargled as her mouth was being washed with soup. "Now Miss Dirtymouth, what do we say?" Redheart firmly asked.

You know that no nurse would do that, because of possible health issues from components in the soap that could be swallowed.

Ooooo getting interesting:rainbowderp:

(! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THAT SO MUCH AND NO, IT'S NOT FOR HITLER AND NATZI.

For fish then?

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Look up swastika (on wiki) and you'll see what it's for.

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Why not?
I on 3 hours of sleep, I have no idea what the hell is going on right now.

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Do you have a tumblr by any chance???

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no I've never used Tumblr

This has been very chaotic and I haven't been able to properly follow the story thus far but I will chock it up to creative writing and just enjoy the ride

Some rando who said he could make me a mare.

You have my attention.

:pinkiecrazy:

This is the most delightful insanity I've ever had the good fortune to read.

Adam Noah Oswald Naylor

Not a fan of people who complain about the anon name being unoriginal (the name was never the point in any of the stories I found them complaining about it) and you've found a great way to circumvent that complaint.

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