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mbulsht


Just a dude who likes teh fanfics.

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There really is no excuse for forgetting something as important as a hoof-written law. But Celestia forgot. And now, a thousand years after she wrote it, a law comes into play mandating that Celestia take a two-month sabbatical from her duties as Princess of Equestria.

So what happens when she has to step down for a couple months and leave Luna by herself in the bloody gladiator ring that is Equestrian politics? What happens when Celestia has to disguise herself and mingle with the populace of Ponyville without them knowing?

The short answer to that would be "a string of hilarious chance encounters, sisterly banter, romantic mishaps, and a political coup that was decades in the making."

The long answer, of course, is this story.

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Rated Teen for swearing and sexual humor.

Cover image is by enma-darei

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Comments ( 472 )

Looks interesting, Ithink I'll read this later.

And it was... but I'm not gonna say first... godammit.

Bwhahaha!!! Oh my god, that was great! This is awesome! Hahahaha!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Keep going. This is well written and very amusing.

It does not matter which universe you are in, the Civil Service never forgets
pray continue.

i agree, much more is needed .. good story :heart:

“It was a dissertation on esoteric sexual positions between two mares.”

I don't think I've laughed this hard in awhile, thank you.

Zigga please!

loved it! hope to see more.

last line revenge. the best kind.

The zigger choice was very interesting. Admittedly, I got a kick out of the banter on this, and it flowed very well.

MOAR!!! :flutterrage:

This is going to be awesome. :pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

No Rarity in this story? Instant fail Mbulsht. Though I do enjoy Ziggers... So maybe this wont be as horrendous as I thought

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Rarity is bad and you should feel bad.

No pregnant Luna? Come on Mbulsht, you know better. :facehoof:

This is great! Can't wait to read more :pinkiesmile:

HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!
Luna was already on the moon when Celestia took her first Sabbatical, soooooo...
who was lowering and raising the sun and moon?

The story is still freaking hilarious though

I wonder, how long before we add this to Twilestia is Bestia?

1166050 :rainbowlaugh: that part where luna deliberatly swears is funny as hell.

Hahhh! This is great. I especially loved watching Luna spout cuss words like a sailor! This is going into my reading list. :pinkiehappy::heart:

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A team of indentured unicorns who were born and bred in captivity and trained for years solely to raise the sun and moon whenever Celestia got bored of it and wanted to traipse off with her lesbian lover.

The magic was so powerful that it would have adverse affects on the body. Alicorns are generally larger in size, so their magic has the ability to be larger in size. Not to mention simply being more powerful than your average magic-weilding pony. But even for a team of the strongest unicorns, raising the celestial objects was a task that required so much magical power that it would often completely drain some of them of their very life force.

Thousands of years into the future, this would become a sisterly in-joke between Luna and Celestia, in which Luna would rib her sister mercilessly, joking that every time she had sex, ponies would die.

I'm sure it was funny to them.

HAHA! Potty mouth Luna is best Luna. Also, can alicorns get pregnant, because that would add all sorts of fun.

Celestia or Luna having to raise a baby would be a fun story.

So are you going to follow Celestia on vacation/romance trip? Or are we going to follow Luna crashing and burning trying to run the country? Or both?

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Eh a little bit of column A... a little bit of Column B...

As for getting one of them pregnant.... could be a good idea, who knows? I'm pretty much pulling this crap out of my ass at this point.

I can feel a good fic coming from this.Keep it up.

Shenanegens of both political and romantic nature?
Ima going to have to follow this.

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O_O what the buck am I reading?

Actual story still funny though, and I have found the new best cuss word......Zigger.

Is this gonna become Twilestia? I'd be fine if it wasn't. Just wondering.

This is really quite good! Definitely gonna be keeping an eye on this. Only one thing I noticed,

"a pornstar’s name. Actually...” She thought for a moment. “... it is a pornster’s "

I'm guessing that "pornster's" was supposed to be "pornstar's".

Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

I ckoked my breakfast, too.........

MOAR!
This is a very very interesting and entertaining fiction.
Can you image two eldest alicorns, rulers of Equestria fight in private just like a college student fight with her teenager sister.

I'll put your awesome fiction to my reading list.
In my own list, two of best comedy fictions are My Little Alicorn and What Princesses Need.
And your fiction has great potential and make me really enjoy it!

MOAR and keep writing plz!
I love comedy of royal sisters.

This is going to get really good, Really fast. I can tell. There are quite a few comedy fics for the royal sisters, butthis one is better than most. The romance and vacation subjects are probably my favorite things about it. Especially that part where Luna recognizes A porn star's name. Classic!

By the gods almighty. I just about laughed myself to death at that last line. YOU sir deserve a award for that much. But as thor would say.... I WANT ANOTHER!

Eh, I'm put off by the whole thing. The Princesses talk, act, and think like teenage girls rather than immortal rulers. There's being whimsical and quirky and then there's shallow and stupid.

My god the crack that will be coming. Bless you for the lols we are about to receive.

A Grand Vizier, really? :ajbemused: Shoulda just named him Jafar or something. :rainbowlaugh:

“That sounds like a pornstar’s name. Actually...” She thought for a moment. “... it is a pornster’s name.”
Typos are always especially jarring when a correct spelling of a word is quickly followed by an incorrect spelling of the same word.

ROFFL*!!
*Rolling On the Fucking Floor Laughing*

That second to last sentence :rainbowlaugh:
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Celestia frowned. “A princess should know what kind of language is appropriate and what is-”
“Fuck.”
“Really, Luna, this is immature, I am trying to-”
“Cunt.”
Celestia sputtered. “Is this your way of getting back at me for-”
“Zigger.”

pure gold :rainbowlaugh:

......i...i....can't stop laughing:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:.....some one plz help me..:pinkiesad2:

One little issue. Obviously Celestia is concerned about her people's welfare, but why the hell would she care if they knew she was with another mare? What are they going to do, depose a goddess? :rainbowhuh:

So Celestia did actually wrote the Kamaresutra?... AWESOME!, now she will have to head to Ponyville to Molest her little pet unicorn Twilight Sparkle!


TWILESTIA FOR THE WIN!

Dat Ending.

Wait. Pornstar she said?
Anyone remember Fluffershy?

This is either going to be Twilestia or a completely out of nowhere character (methinks the gossip article in the newspaper might be a clue).

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YOU CAN"T USE THAT WORD ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD!!! Just kidding, Im the whitest thing on this earth.

Forget Trollestia, she's got nothin' on Luna!

1168839 Ok, I'm calling... well, you on you; there's no way she could've had a team planned that far in advance.

I can already tell that Magus is going to take advantage of Luna's inexperience to further his own objectives, possibly including an attempt at usurping Luna and Celestia's right to ruling Equestria through careful, backstabbing betrayal levels of political know-how and espionage.

Better watch yourself Luna....it's always the advisors that have it out for you. :twilightangry2:

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that post was a joke; it's a hole I hadn't considered.

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