Rainbow Dash Hacks the Internet

TRainbow Dash Hacks the Internet Again (Hacker Blitz's Second Strike!)
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
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Rainbow Dash tries a new prank: hack the Internet to make hyuu-mans look at pictures of her butt. It turns out a lot better and more G-rated than expected.
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Mockingbirb · 1.3k words · 19 2 · 605 views

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Rainbow's hooves poked at the keyboard. "I heard illegal computer hacking is super cool. So I knew what I had to do next."

Now there's a sequel: Rainbow Dash Hacks the Internet Again (Hacker Blitz's Second Strike!)

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Nolamancy

Nolamancy #1 · Jul 11th, 2020 · 5 · ·

I sent this to my friend pursuing a cybersecurity degree and I could hear his screams from halfway across the country. He then sent me this:

The information in this sounds like it was written by a 6-year-old that just read a WikiHow on how to hack.
Well, except for the part about the fake virus scam. That was spot on.

Nice one-shot random story though.

Mockingbirb

Mockingbirb #2 · Jul 11th, 2020 · · ·

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To be fair, your average six year old human has almost six more years experience of a world with computers in it than pony Rainbow Dash has. Considering that, I think Ponydash is explaining things really well!

quakeSanchez

quakeSanchez #3 · Jul 11th, 2020 · 1 · ·

Kay...

P.S. Th scary part is that some people write serious hacking scenes this way.

Moonlight Teeth

Moonlight Teeth #4 · Jul 12th, 2020 · · ·

*sees fetish tag*
excuse me whaaat

Mockingbirb

Mockingbirb #5 · Jul 12th, 2020 · · ·

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Maybe I was very much too cautious? Necrophilia is mentioned, but not really explained.

DangerDean

DangerDean #6 · Jul 12th, 2020 · · ·

I feel like I should never trust Rainbow with computers again after this.

Mockingbirb

Mockingbirb #7 · Sep 9th, 2020 · · ·

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"VictoriaHenderson" is a spammer. I quote, backwards to make it less useful for her:

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And "her" preceding comment:

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PonyDragon

PonyDragon #8 · Nov 22nd, 2020 · · ·

"Um...maybe? I'm so advanced, I skipped right over that kindergarten level stuff. I jumped straight to the big things like gigglebytes and terrorbites."

Equestria isn't ready for the internet, and the internet isn't ready for Rainbow Dash...

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