Pinkie Pie is every pony's best friend. She loves to have tea parties with her six best pony pals. This is just another normal story about the seven ponies in Ponyville having a nice little tea party with pink things and fashion. They also have sex.
This story was written because I told my Twitter feed to stop it with the pony drama or I'd write G3.5 clopfic. They didn't. So I wrote G3.5 clopfic.
...Why did I even click this?
Oh yes. This is why I clicked it. Hooray for 3.5 foal murder!
Third greatest short story I've ever read. (1 is The Egg and 2 is Princess Celestial Hates Tea) Honestly. It was an experience, sir. What's with the whole Purple Tonker thing by the way? I'd never heard of her until recently and now she seems to be everywhere. What does she do?
...Kill me now
...Kill me again
Worth my time reading. Silly, but glad to see everyone brutally murdered in the end.
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It's not murder if it's done for the good of ponykind.
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Thank you!
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You exploded! And then you exploded again!
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It's the only possible ending for a G3.5 fic.
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I think I can agree with that.
erm, i don't even know what so say about that, good or bad...
good job if that's what you were doing?
i'm still baffled at it...
ah yes! this is why i must of clicked on here! murder of G 3.5 pony BABIES! ah it's good to be readin something fitting!
i still must say you confused me on the 1st chapter, and that is a feat on its own, but to make my smile afterwards on the same story? NOW that is how a trollfic is writen!
TL;DR
GOOD JOB MATE!
arg me accents be slipping!
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what is this gen-2?, gen-3? not friendship is magic that's for sure.