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sykko


I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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The unicorn Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized student, comes across comes across a prophecy detailing seven magical objects known as the Elements of Metal that is said to bring righteousness and brutality to the land of Equestria. On her way to Ponyville she meets a rather odd earth pony mare named Thrasher, who seems more concerned with practicing her guitar, drinking beer and throwing the empty cans at the heads of ponies.

Starring:
On drums, Applejack a.k.a. Rotten Apple the Element of sick beats.
On lead guitar, Rarity a.k.a. Black Diamond the Element of face melting solos.
On bass, Fluttershy a.k.a. Shrieker the Element of windmilling.
On keyboard/turntables, Pinkie Pie a.k.a. Face Punch the Element of moshing.
On rhythm guitar, Rainbow Dash a.k.a. Tornado the Element of headbanging.
On vocals, Twilight Sparkle a.k.a. Black Magic the Element of growling.
On secondary lead/rhythm guitar and back-up vocals, Thrasher the Element of brutality a.k.a. the one who drinks beer and throws the empties at ponies heads.

And together they form Mystic Princess, but they are thinking of changing the name.
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This an comedic alt. universe story that will follow major plots from the show and a few of my own creation. This isn't meant to be taken seriously and is written for fun.
Rated T for mild vulgarity, crude humor, groupies, the consumption of alcohol and other substances and badly written pony-punned heavy metal lyrics.

I may add other tags in the future as needed.

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 16 )

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I've gotta go back through and correct the typos when I actually get some sleep as I've been up for two days straight(hooray for insomnia), before I start working on the next chapter. For the next chapter, I'm going to do discord, though I'm not sure how I'm going to do his villainy yet. As for the drugs, I made Thrasher the stereotypical metalhead. I deleted two paragraphs where she would have spent half the time on the first day in a heroine haze as I felt it was a little too Trainspottingish. I also took out a part where Rarity was dealing scag and X out of her shop. Basically as far as the illicit substances go, I won't go farther than marijuana being depicted being used for this story, but there will be the occasional offhand mention of Thrasher and Vinyl hooking up for the occasional rail. I'll have to check your stories as I love Ghost. As for the doing subgenres of metal, I pretty much don't see metal as having subgenres and see it all as metal.

I'll never understand why people have a fetish and obsession with a non existant element (there never was, no matter what people want to say about Sunset).

That aside, this comedy gold right here.

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Thank you. I'm glad you found it hilarious.

DumbDog
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You killed Jack you dick

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How ya going to have metal without sick beats?
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In the city of fallen angels where the ocean meets the sand!
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Mission accomplished

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Thank you all for the amazing comments. The story I recently published didn't quite go over as well as I had hoped and received a lot of down votes, it was a bit of a gut punch to my confidence. I'm working on the next chapter, slowly. For a tiny spoiler, what happens when you give a high-functioning alcoholic access to an open bar at the Gala?

Thrasher frowned. "At least I'm sot some cheap imitation of goth. Now go do us all a favor, go cut yourself, write in your journal about how your father bought you neighkes instead some overpriced mall boots, put on your sister's clothes and fuck off."

This right here, sums up 99% of new stuff on this site. Lucky this story isn't one of them.

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Thank you. I was honestly trying to go for funny, while channeling my extreme dislike of emo.

Ok, I just found your story today, this is some seriously funny Sh*t!

Celestia, Luna, Cadance and Shining looked over at Twilight and Thrasher making out. "Huh! I guess Twily's into mares."

:twilightangry2: No fucking shit, dumbass!

Not sorry about the language. Metal demands you cuss.

"Thrasher always keeps a diving tank full of beer around for parties, drinking challenges or days that end in y."

:trixieshiftright:... But that's every day of the week!

:facehoof: I know. She's drunk all the Celestia damn time.

:trixieshiftleft:... And you love her, why?

:twilightsheepish: I wonder the same thing some days.

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