• Published 27th Aug 2012
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Chair Mode Activated - epicdonus1123 BOT

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My Little Book: Companionship is Friendship

Chapter 4

Sitting there, impatiently, you felt more lonely than ever. It was as if everyone were separate satellites, and you were a planet; everyone was orbiting around you, but never coming in your atmosphere. This outrageous alienation from the rest was quite obnoxious, so much, that you start to thrash about. You decide that thrashing would be your way for crying. While maniacally shaking, you hear a soft voice calling you out.

"Hey, chair!" It's gentle nature was masked behind the loud voice, from which it is using to get you. You turn around to see nothing, nothing at all.

"Hey chair!" Looking down, you happen to see a certain book on the ground. It was a Daring Do book, probably from someone who dropped it.

"Hey cha-"

"I see you, from Christ's sake." you quietly say.


"So, what are you doing?" you speedily ponder to change weird subjects.

"I dunno, just talking to you."

"No, really?" The book just sat there, probably trying to cock his head in puzzlement.

Wow, it doesn't understand sarcasm.

"Anyways, what is your name?"

"Considering that I'm a book, you can call me Daring Do."

"Oh, nice to meet you, Daring Do."

"What's your name?"

"Ugh, hmm. Considering that I'm a chair, you can call me Chair."

"Nah, too straight forward. Hmm, how about Mr. Chair?"

"I like it!" you excitingly squeal.

"It's good to have a friend; ponies will usually just throw me around, watching my pages flip around. It makes me look like a bird, and they just laugh at me!"

"Harsh. I just got here, so I'm kinda new to the dirty business."

"Well, you get used to it."

"Yeah...I was almost sat on, by a hot pony."

"Really, what happened?" Daring piped up.

"Well, she came towards my direction, but she jerked towards a slightly less hot pony. I'm guessing that they're dating or something, because the next second, the slightly less hot pony leaned in and kissed the hot pony. Thinking about it, I think they're names were 'Bon-Bon' and 'Lyra'?"

"Oh yeah, I've seen them around. They were the ones who checked me out from the library, if you know what I mean."

"Oh come on, an inappropriate joke thirty seconds after I meet you?"