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dirty little secret

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)


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Chapter 1 - no clop

Horrified gasp.

I just hope that one day I'll be able to earn your forgiveness for that...

Also, I fully expect Chapter 2 of this story to have the highest view count, lol.

Chapter 4 - blowjob, ball worship, Zephyr Breeze

The fact that Zephyr Breeze is actually considered a kink is just too much. :rainbowlaugh:

I'll let the Apples say it for me....

“Alright then, wish me luck!”
If you change only one letter... "L" to "F"... it would be no less correct sentence.

Hmm. Not entirely my thing, but we'll see where this goes.

Weird...It's telling me that the chapters were posted in July 2020...

One of those times when it would have been nice to have a typo.

Less of a kink and more of a content warning, lol!

Confused boner.

Heh, just what I thought about that "Fresh Breeze" pic...

This story has been in the works for a while now. ^.^

blame the why boner on pencils a official mlp comic artist who created the stupid sexy Zephyr group and art almost make it canon :rainbowlaugh:

why dose it say July on the chapters but only came out today?

I'm gunna wait for all the chapters to release but I can already tell this could be your Magnum Opus.

That may be because you’re not a Patreon supporter who can get access to stories early:

Early access to stories is not supposed to be with on-site chapters. That's a violation of FimFic TOS. Early access should only be for chapters hosted offsite.

Been working on it for a while.

Oh IPU, I hope not.
I've got better fics than this still waiting to be published!

Wow ... people are here shillig my Patreon *for* me. Nice! Saves me a lot of trouble.

Technically, I give people access for proofreading purposes, which is explicitly allowed by Fimfic's rules.
And yes, they have actually pointed out errors for me to fix, so it really does count as proofreading.

All right. Let's sleep our way through the Mane 6 like it's 2010. :rainbowdetermined2:

Oh that was excellent. First rate. :yay: No complaints. Yes. We like.

Oh yessss, I've been waiting for this. I absolutely love the Luna and Celestia chapters of this story series and I've been eager to see Twilight and the other's own story. I'm hoping Shining impregs them all at the end.
I'm personally gonna be waiting until every chapter is out but I'm very excited to see you continue this series. You make the best impreg kink (and others that really appeal to me) stories, DLS. Keep up the good work! I wish you luck with the writing in this story! :yay:

Looking forward to seeing where this goes.

Here we go again. *zip*

The best impreg kink? Wow ... I wouldn't even consider that to be one of the main kinks I focus on!

I think everybody knows where this is going...

I would think it's time to unzip ... but you do you, I guess.

A twink worth a kink, I think!

This is shaping into a very creatively naughty story. :trollestia:

Oh, Rarity, that's just mean. :duck:

Yup, this is shaping up to be a really fun series!

^.^ Yep. It might be a while until Cadance is good and satisfied.

“Expect new chapters daily...” *happy claps*

Rarity better look out, Cady may come looking for payback. Or at least expect to keep that lingerie. One can never have to many sexy outfits.

Looking forward to Rarity's turn with Shining. With any luck she'll end the night expecting a little royal 'accident' in nine months.:raritywink:

So I guess the point is to leave Cady so desperately horny that even Zephyr looks good when she gets there? :-p

Mmm! Free use and groping in public? This chapter is goddammned genius. Too bad there was no sex, but I can appreciate a good tease now and then, I guess. More!

^.^ That's the way I like to do it.
... and that's why this is being published about 7 months from when I wrote the first chapter.

Heh, that could be a good sequel idea -- Cadance teasing Rarity in revenge.

Well, desperately horny, at least.

Yeah ... things will get gradually less teasy and more fulfilling until the final chapter. ^.^

Cadance returned her smile. “And you let me know how Zephyr's date goes.”

Oh its obviously going to go horribly. He's probably gonna show that mare his dick and tell her to suck it. Believing that if Cadance love it and wanted to suck it, any mare would.

I see Zephyr Laying on a medical bed, in a full body cast, in prison.

Only, the touching didn't come. Instead, she was in for a rude surprise. “Okay, you can go now.”

Cadance: *disappointed princess noises*

Is it weird that I first expected the suit Rainbow gave Cadance would have some convenient placed holes in the rear?


Probably the best that could be hoped for given Zephyr. Even Cadence can only do so much.

lol, of course there's already art of Wonderbolt Cadance!

Or maybe that would work perfectly?
0.000004% of the time, it works every time!

It would make a fun companion story to have a full multi-chapter story of Cadance, the Princess of Love trying to help Zephyr Breeze find love.

It was a good thing Cadance had grown up as a pegasus pony. Otherwise, she might have been left flummoxed by the question of how to knock on a door made of clouds – a door that just lightly poofed when she touched it, making hardly any sound at all. Instead, she tapped the tiny storm cloud embedded in the wall next to the door. The sound of the tiny lightning bolt cracking was more or less the pegasus version of a doorbell.

This is an awesome idea, and I’ll probably end up stealing it. (Then again, I’ll try to remember to give you credit if/when I use it, so ‘stealing’ may be the wrong word.)

She made herself comfortable on a cloud sofa. Very comfortable. She'd almost forgotten how luxuriously soft cloud furniture could be. She'd had to get rid of all her own. They annoyed Shining Armor to no end when he'd inevitably forget what they were made of and try to sit on one ... falling straight through it because he didn't have pegasus magic.

I’m suddenly imagining this as the pony version of the ‘men leave the toilet seat up’ argument/cliche.

Plot twist: the mare Zephyr wanted was flutters

And yet the tower still fell.

Eh, I could have done without the whole Zephyr Breeze thing, but oh well.

Now I''ve read two fics that involve Zephyr getting busy with princesses; first Luna and now Cadance. Who's next, Celestia?

Expect new chapters daily

*looks at release dates*

So that was a freaking lie.

Next up are Skystar and Platinum

Feel free to steal anything you like. ^.^
The Most Annoying Infestation by my less evil counterpart also has a lot of similar cloud architecture details.

Shakespearicles is thattaway -->

A) He's a content warning for a reason.
B) But without Zephyr, this wouldn't be much of a chapter...

ZehpyrTwi is a ship that hasn't been done very much...

Don't trust Fimfic's chapter publishing dates. They'll lie to you.
There is a lie here, but it's not mine.

Now now, let's be fair... You ARE about to green light a massive twi-shi orgy. Zephyrshy ain't that far away :)

I find it interesting how everyone loves to hate on zephyr, that the true fetish of this chapter :rainbowlaugh: regardless we can move on to actual characters we like in our clop

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