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This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie


Rainbow Dash remembers. Rainbow Dash remembers Daddy.

He raised her. He took care of her. He loved her. And after years of living in Equestria, of being forced into a fugue state by a cruel memory spell, she now remembers him. And, like a good daughter, she wishes to be with Daddy again.

Thus begins Rainbow Dash's journey. It is a journey for the ages. Flying over continents, oceans, purple mountains; there is no length so epic that it will prevent Rainbow from reuniting with the only person who matters in her life. Rainbow will have to outsmart nations, outfly monsters, and combat evils of every shape and form in order to finish her weary odyssey.

This is about more than Equestria. This is about more than simple Equestrian/Homo sapien relations. This is more important than friendship or rainbow lasers or weekly morals for a youthful demographic. This is about love, joy, honor, and sacrifice.

This is none other than the return. The Return of His Little Dashie.

And it starts now.


My Little Dashie is by ROBCakeran53.
Rob, sorry but not sorry:heart:

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 111 )

daddy :rainbowderp:

You absolute fucking Mad Lad...

The only thing that surprises me is that you hadn't done this already.

“.... … … … … …” Scootaloo blinked.

“.... … … … … …” Ice Star blinked, upon finishing reading this.

Thanks, I guess.

I can't believe you've done this. :rainbowlaugh:

>sad tag
I have never felt so betrayed in my entire life

This deserves many, many, MANY likes and favs and views...

FOR BETRAYING US ALL WITH THIS JOKE OF A RANDOM CRACKFIC YOU FRICKIN' MADMAN!

I am both amused and furious right now... :rainbowlaugh::facehoof::twilightangry2:

We've been bamboozled.

Darnit, I haven't even gotten a chance to start on My Little Mowie like I promised and Skirts gets it first. Good job.

Still haven't read Background Pony. I really need to.

TBH I was expecting her to cross over and then find out he was just dead of natural causes, given the time difference. Wasn't it like 15 years for earth in MLD wasn't even a week in Equestria?

(Spoilers just in case :twilightsheepish:)

By the nine divines!

Absolute perfection. Sovngarde awaits. :moustache:

As expected of skirts.

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“.... … … … … …” Spikls blinked, upon finishing reading Ice Star's comment, starting a comment chain of memetic doom.

This is an amazing story. And a strange one. Not sure which is more.

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“... ... ... ...” Knight of hope blinked, upon gazing on the horrifying profile picture of a Fimfiction user called spikls.

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“... ... ... ...” Jake The Army Guy blinked upon reading Knight_of_hope's comment on spikls' comment on Ice Star's comment, knowing that the ride never ends, the memes must flow, and the Dash must fly East.

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“.... … … … … …” Mr Swanky Hat blinked, upon finishing reading Spikls’ comment, thinking to himself what fun it would be to help the memetic doom along.

welp, this is amazing

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Would probably mean more to me if I'd ever read MLD.

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8....... years.........

I lost the game.

SS&E doing a My Little Dashie sequel? :rainbowhuh:

This should be good...

Or at the very least, interesting. You never know with SS&E.

“Sooooooooo...” Rainbow Dash slowwwwly turned around and spread her wings. “Cardinal direction, ahoy!”

:raritywink:


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“.... … … … … …” Yutah123 blinked upon reading everyone's comments, not sure what to think of this weird chain.

“Fluttershy? You got anything to say?”
“No. I'm good.”

This may be the best part prior to Dash going through the Stargate. Fluttershy knows you've got to let Dash work this sort of thing out of her system.

And that ending. :rainbowlaugh: Magnificent. Thank you for a wonderful addition to the MLD-adjacent lore.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Goddammit, Skirts.

You have invented a brand-new genre of fanfic.
Trollfics.

:facehoof: Celestia damn it...

Bruh, I was told this would be a good fic, not good crack. Goddammit, Skirts.

I can't believe I didn't see the ending coming.

But of course Lyra would have tried to cross the interdimensional border as well

Aww hecking heck this got me goooooood

"Hey, you,” Lyra Heartstrings said. She sat in the wagon across from Rainbow, wearing a stone-gray hoodie. “You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”

:facehoof:

Button Mash glares at the screen and nudges Sweetie Belle sitting at the next console over.
“Hey! Why’s Rainbow Dash in my game?”

Silly Dashie. You should know by now if you want interdimentional travel, you get Pinkie to throw you blindfolded into Derpys mailbag.

I feel like a drunk walking accross the deck of a ship in a storm. This story makes sense. :rainbowderp:

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“.... … … … … …” .... … … … … …'d Elbows.

Not an Austraeoh hotfix we need, but an Austraeoh hotfix we deserve.

:heart:

This officially makes only the third MLD sequel that I've actually read, and that's including my own written one.

And the part with RD jerking off the gate was fantastic.

“Hrnnngh!” she hrnnngh'd,

Laughed so hard I nearly shit myself. Thanks, Skirts, you da best. You da You da best.

Now, before I go back to sleep, I have one last thing to share with you all, something taught to me when I was very young and I told you a long time ago.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Godspeed you magnificent bastard

Beautiful! Very nice work.

And an interesting concept too. Me, I thought of a more natural once

I just realized that the chapter title is literally ROBCakeran53's bio.

i.imgur.com/O7uqgjX.png

P.S. My Little Dashie is immortalized in the site code. Take that, ROB!

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Does that include Dietary Needs?

“You wanna bet on a cardinal direction? I'll place a baker's dozen on south this time!”

Dammit Pinkie.

"Hey, you,” Lyra Heartstrings said. She sat in the wagon across from Rainbow, wearing a stone-gray hoodie.

Dun dun duuuun.

It's always an odd feeling to find yourself liking a sequel so much more than the original. So did that quote that you named the chapter for somehow inspire the story or were you just scrabbling for a chapter title? Not that one really needs a reason to make M*A*S*H references.

“Fluttershy? You got anything to say?”

“No. I'm good.”

And that's why she's best mane horse.

How nostalgic. A hefty dose of old forced memes and everyone acting out of character, all in the name of "comedy". And the only reason it gets praise is because it's one has-been author pandering to another. We're reliving the Golden Age of the community.

I honestly feel kind of sorry for Rob. Even you've made it clear that we will only remember him for MLD, few of us unironically. To be fair, the jabs at the fic don't go much further than that. Why waste time beating a dead horse, when there's room needed for fake self-awareness and memes copy-pasted into prose?

oh boy skyrim

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