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naturalbornderpy


Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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Having lost both her children and army all in one go, Queen Chrysalis decides it best to start anew by hiring her very own group of henchponies to assist in her nefarious ways.

Sadly, as the old saying goes, good help is hard to come by.

And even harder to keep.


Artwork by negatif22.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 9 )

Okay, this one had me laughing multiple times. Well done.

"Well, of course I had money when I was Queen! Lots of it! In bank accounts belonging to Changeling infiltrators, which meant it belonged to me! It's not like I kept a giant pile of bits in the hive somewhere - I'm not a dragon, and there isn't anywhere to buy stuff in the Badlands."

I demand you give Lucy Lemondrop EVIL Event Planner her own series.

I love the idea of the woes of being an Equestrian accountant.

i find this ridiculous
ponies cant count past 3 and thats canon you will be hearing from my lawyer who is jewish and really good at his job

10282068 Thanks for saying so! :twilightsmile: Glad you enjoyed it.

10283717 She's basically the soul reason for this story. Once I thought about her, I went, "Well, now I really should give this story a go." Thanks for reading! :yay:

Poor bug. She just wants to be evil

Chrysalis eyed him up happily. “I am impressed, Iron Hoof. I do so hope you’ll go on to disappoint me on a regular basis, so I can see what other words pop out of you. Alright. You may sit down. But not too hard now! Don’t want more random words bouncing off the walls in here.”

Heh.

“Look at me… I am a corpse.”
Chrysalis blinked a single time. “Okay.”
“I am also Celestia.”

If she would had said "Starlight Glimmer" Lucy Lemondrop would need to reschedule the entire day...

Chrysalis grimaced. “And here I had no idea accountants could be so sneaky and clever.”

How do you think she became an accountant in the first place?

You’ll find most supervillains are the worst of bookkeepers. And the villains that are good at that sort of thing? You wouldn’t even know they’re villains at all.

Chrysalis: "Okay, now you are exaggerating-"
Number Cruncher: "Ever heard of Fancy Pants?"
Chrysalis: "I stand corrected."


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

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