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Clopficsinthecomments


I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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*checks watch*

Well that didn't take long to write! XD Time to dive in!

Very nice! I was expecting this after reading the comments on Deriboru

MF / HeteroPip

Is such a thing neccessary? Like, we see in story how close they are, so he could just be the particularly rugged and well endowed key to her ironclad fortress of minge munchery.


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*checks watch*

:trixieshiftright:
i.imgur.com/ALmpI2T.jpg

Amazing story.
I definitly have to check out more of your work.:twilightblush:

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Arguably the best time for my watch to get stuck on.

Great! Wonder what will happen as the threesome, and how Homage would react to this information (assuming littlepip tells her).

Are you planning on making any more Fallout: Equestria clop?

I liked this quite a bit. Good work.

That was a full-filling story to read! :rainbowwild:

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considering your profession, you'd probably be relieved to see a number at all that day:trollestia:

Can't wait for that threesome.

... This offends me on so many levels...

Hits all the right buttons for me... I'm just gonna pretend that this ended in pregnancy. :pinkiehappy:

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Okay, on a scale of zero to can't even?

Somewhere in the mares 10228924 is currently examining when she's forgotten to warm her hands?

Also I'm certain Clopficsinthecomments is simply bereft with the knowledge he's trodden up your sensiblities. I'm certain he now sits at his computer in tears because you have come onto his stories have caused you even a sliver of discomfort.

Lord knows I certainly do.:raritywink:

Seriously mate, do what I do. Now, this is going to blow your mind, hang on to your hats, and pregnant children and small women shouldn't ride this wild train of thought of what I, Perpetually Confused, do when I find a story I know I wont like!

I don't read it!

The fact that this story is 6.9k words long with that title gives me a little bit of joy

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Now that was entirely accidental, I didn't even notice until you mentioned it!

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Hehe, I appreciate the backup, be but really, it's totally fine!

I have no problem with people not liking a story, and expressing that dislike! No big deal, as long as they aren't toxic!

No big deal!

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Sorry you didn't like the story! Thanks for the comment.

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You've got me, I'd probably have to reread FOE to get in the right mindset to understand how velvet would react!

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Oh, trust me, this person is about as toxic as they. Now, mind, I haven't read this one because I'm not really all that into porn. It bores me. I'm certain you've done great and no doubt deserve all of your followers aplomb, but for me its not my thing. I just have my fun and games with you and others and that's that. And if I go to far feel free to tell me to fuck off.

Fluttering however does not merely wish not to read something, she takes offense at its existence. That alone would have aggravated me, but she's gone after Shakespearicles, and later attempted to besmirch him by claiming he threatened to hurt her, a claim as offensive as it is a laughable

However, I will cut things off here unless they respond, which is doubtful. Apologies if I caused offense

Hey there! I enjoyed the fic, but I do have one little nit-pick about it.

Velvet and Pip are from the same stable and left it at pretty much the same time. If being underground/lack of sunlight was what was stopping Pip from being in heat, why is Velvet so much more knowledgeable about it? It's as if she's been experiencing heat for years and years. How else would someone develop a taste for "skipping"?

Other than that, fine work. Impressively so given you wrote it in 5 hours.

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Not at all!

You didn't offend at all, friend! I'd anything, I was touched by your defence. Sorry if it came off in another way.

I'm sad that you won't get to enjoy my fics, but happy that you choose to hang out in my comments. I LOVE comments, they're like crack cocaine for me.

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Oh man, you actually found a nice little plot hole.

Velvet would definitely know more about heat because of her medical training (and she's less 'naive' than Pip).

But as to why she's gave gotten more sun.

Hmm....

Let's say she likes tanning more than Pip, do her biology normalized a bit faster! Yeah, that works!

I think Pips a bit younger too.

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PC is one of the most offensive folks that trolls the site, sorry. Never stops coming after me because he's an asshole.

My complaints about this are ones I've brought up repeatedly about zero-effort, bland and boring smut. We've all read this boring vanilla heteronormative story wherein local mare comes down with sex fiend disease and instantly fucks the nearest person a thousand times, but this has a second layer of erasing even more of the characters involved than usual. Pip is gay, Calamity is a one-mare colt, etc.
Also a systemic issue. Zero-effort, heartless smut absolutely infests this site, is seen as and is a cheap and easy method to get clicks.

I just wish you'd try writing a real story for once in your life.

This made a wonderful nightcap! It baffles me that you whipped this up in a few hours, fantastic job! One day, I'll track down Shino and throw unseemly amounts of caps at him for his artistic service. One day...!

One thing I'll say about you diving into FoE is that you shouldn't let folks worry you about how it'll be received. Write what makes you happy, and explore those less explored nooks of the FoE fandom. Hell, create some headcanon of your own! It's a hoot and I don't doubt you'd be a skilled hand at it.

I'm looking forward to Chapter 3 of this, because that cliffhanger is begging for one. ;)


Edit: If you do continue dabbling in FoE, may I suggest this oldie but goodie? Derpi: 858359

As a big fan of fallout equestria I’m had to see what this was about and how bad/good it could go

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Oof.

That's a tough comment, but there's probably done nuggets of truth in there.

Is it simple, and rather saccharin? Yep, my gene is short and light stuff.

Is it heteronormative? Yep, that's just what floats my boat. I don't deal against people who gay ship Bradburn or Shining Armor, but I could see how straight shipping a gay character can be touchy for some. Sorry about that, like I said, this is meant to be pretty simple wish fulfillment fic type! Cuz that's what I like!

And writing a 'real' story? Honestly, that's something that sits in my stomach pretty often, trying to do something bigger than what I usually do... But I'm a very novice artist, I only started writing 3 years ago, I'm still finding my footing. But I do think about this, how I can grow my craft.

Again, thanks for the comment!

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Haha, there's been so many requests for me to do more FOE in the past few hours, surprising really!

Who knows, so far the community reaction has been better than I expected.

Not even a day... Not even a day and there's already a story.

Top quality one shot, and in such short notice too. Really liked the little teaser chapter to set the scene beforehand as well.

This is why I watch your tag on Derpibooru. Faved there, faved here.

Great work on another fic! I hope to read about that threesome some day.

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You did great

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I usually keep my mouth shut, but this comment irked me enough to crawl out of my hermit hole.

The rest of the criticism, while pretty blunt, is fair criticism and an at least honest feedback from someone who did not like it. Fair play.

The "I wish you'd write a real story" bit? Nah. That's so far off-base we're in the next ZIP code.

People don't get to fucking attempt to curb-stomp amateur or aspiring writers for not writing something that didn't float their boat, especially when it's fan-fiction of fan-fiction. It's even porn. Porn is like, half-wish-fulfillment.

Sorry not sorry, Whisperer, but that shit ain't above board. It was entirely unnecessary and a cruel way to twist the knife as a parting shot. I've been gut punched in my anxiety by people about things I've given an honest try at creating, and I never learned a goddamned thing from it besides how shitty that person was.

I now return to my cave to continue reading.

I apologize sir. This shall be the final word here on this matter, and I thank you for your patience

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PC is one of the most offensive folks that trolls the site, sorry.

Rest assured I can be far more offensive

Never stops coming after me because he's an asshole.

I've replied to you two or three times, both of which I wasn't anywhere near as offensive as I am here. But if that's how you want to phrase it... play ball

The only times I've spoken to you, you've been a salty little cunt lambasting authors and people I consider friends, lying about them, solely because they're daring to write something that you dislike. No doubt after this you'll scamper off to Knighty to whine about your trauma here then back to your internet hug box for ass pats and atta girls. Such is your way

My complaints about this are ones I've brought up repeatedly about zero-effort, bland and boring smut.

A fair enough criticism, and one I agree with. Clops talents are wasted in this in my opinion, but this is what he wants to do. For now anyway. And if you had just stopped there...

We've all read this boring vanilla heteronormative story wherein local mare comes down with sex fiend disease and instantly fucks the nearest person a thousand times, but this has a second layer of erasing even more of the characters involved than usual. Pip is gay, Calamity is a one-mare colt, etc.

And this was where you went off the rails love. First off, first time I've ever heard of a biological trait, albeit a cliche one, referred to as a sex fiend disease, but something tells me anything other then lesbians is offensive

Secondly, as you're no doubt aware, female sexuality is an incredibly
maleable thing. Guys tend to go one way or the other (present company excluded) but I suppose biology only works if you're getting the ladies off to the clam bake. And something tells me you wouldn't be so triggered if she was knocking horse shoes with Homage or Velvet.

Also a systemic issue. Zero-effort, heartless smut absolutely infests this site, is seen as and is a cheap and easy method to get clicks.

Again, I agree with you. But unlike you, I ignore it.

I just wish you'd try writing a real story for once in your life.

Oh fuck off. This is what pisses folks off about you Fluttering. This passive aggressive bullshit and then, as you'll no doubt will, stamping off to play the victim because that mean brrb dared to poke fun at your diatribe. But you know what, I'm done here. I've taken up enough of Clopfics comment page.

But I will be replying to other comments in the future should I see them and should they peak my interest. Maybe I'll be glib, maybe not, but comment I will. Feel free to reply, or don't, but at least have the moral and intellectual fortitude to not try to pull any of your nonsense.

And feel free to complain to the moderators.

Bisexual LittlePip is bae.

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ok boomer lol
literally have zero response to any of this because every part of it is batshit insane
you should probably go outside or get a hobby or something
this hateboner you have for me of all people is super not a good look my dude

Big-dicklamity

Bruh :rainbowlaugh:

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Iv seen them do the same thing as well, but considering i have zero filter i tend not to respond to people like that. The way you responded to them was grade A though ngl.

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Your just a salty little bitch who cant stand people saying your wrong arnt you?

Upvoted for the heteropip tag, and faved because it was an enjoyable and deliciously fun read. Nice to see some nicely written Fallout smut, and I hope I get to see more.:twilightsmile:

The comments are as good as the story.

I really hope we get to read about that threesome one day. Loved it!

I usually don’t expect much from clopfics but this was actually really good! I congratulate thee on a job well done.

Ok, I like this. This is the kind of thing I could see happening, honestly. Littlepip is close enough with Calamity -and naive enough- to do just this if she were to enter heat. That being said, I do have two points of criticism. First of all, horses do NOT go into rut. That's a deer thing. Secondly, you do not penetrate the cervix. That said, this was good. Adding it to my repeat offender list. ;)

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You do penetrate the cervix, especially when the horse is in heat.

Whenever you write something that alone gets my attention, i read it. this? THIS got my interest. and boy, did it pay off. 12/10 need more piplamity

Good work on the story, mate. Hoping for a sequel due to the final scene.

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