Discord swaggered across the throne room. All the mares swooned and started humping everything near them. Poor Spike was never the same. Discord looked at Luna, who was nearing an overdose of swag emanating from the spirit. "Dam gurl, u want sum buk?!" He hollered. Swag
Luna fluttered down the staircase leading up to the thrones and leaped into his arms "Totally~"
But then Luna's sister became jealous and became Nightmare Moon Sol. Discord allowed his swag to flow over the room so Celestia changed back. Suddenly, the doors flew open as Luna's daughter (Discord denied being the father to keep his rep, yo). Era spoke up in the manliest voice of manly ponykind. "Yippie-ka-yay motherbucker" And pulled out a gatling machine gun, then mowed down everypony inside the throne room with it.
Then everything exploded. Twice. Meanwhile in an another dimension, over 580 bronies plotted to beat Symphony half to death.
TEH END
Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. I was supposed to leave a note with some stuff about the next chapter so here goes: It will take sone time for it to come out, as I have a lot of schoolwork and other time-consuming things. Just hold on. I wrote this from my phone so there's bound to be mistakes. I'll delete this later. I regret nothing!
Ha That was good.
That's awesome!
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......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................seems legit
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I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck yea!
I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD
dude.....freaking awesome! I don't care if it was a joke chapter...it was amazing :D
I allmost brok my pc while reading this
Alas! A troll fick by its finest
This is by far my favorite chapter of anything ever.
Oh sweet Faust!
That was the funneist troll chapter i have ever seen!
Damn I was kind of hoping for that to be the real ending to this story
BEST FUCKING CHAPTER, SO SWAG
HASHTAG #CHAOSSWAG
my sides.... can't breath.... everything hurts.....
This gets all my yes.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Discord.png
Well then...I guess this is the best place to end the story
that spirit got swag
I find it funny that no one wants to kill you
I'm gonna hit you with a fukin' brick lol
Who here couldn't tell that it was a troll chapter just from the title? Anyone? Anyone at all. Huh. Guess not. Good for a quick laugh.
Symphony, on behalf of The New Octavus Madhouse. I congratulate you, father Discord would be so proud
Dude, what did I just read ?
Brilliance.
BEST ENDING EVAH
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The ramblings of a sleep-deprived person with a questionable sanity. Nothing new here.
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Dude, you're AWESOME! BEST END EVER!! SWAG EVERYWERE
A plot to beat Symphony to death? COUNTER PLOT I say. We shall beat to death those who plan to beat to death the amazing author who brought us these 220 words!
Best ending ever
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BEAT-TO-DEATHCEPTION
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I find it interesting that you have commented on my comment for almost every one of my comments in this story. Do you single me out or do you just find me that enjoyable?
( 4 out of the 7 chapters... all of the ones I commented on.)
oh.............shit............
btw symphony where do you live?
EDIT: And what's your IP?
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Nah, I just reply to what I feel like to reply to.
Your death is averted only by my want for an actual chapter, The blood god awaits.
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Oh, I live in... Waitaminute...
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I think I missed this episode? I instigate a challenge to all writers out there to write a story based on this pic.
I think I figured out the next chapter. When Discord was hit with the protective spell, he was turned into a pony. When he shifted into the draconequus it is just a pony in a draconequus skin, and not a full draconequus. Thus it would not alter the effect of the molecular break-down.
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Nope. He used his chaos magic to override the protective spell which changed him, so he rebuilt his body with his chaotic magic, removing all traits of being a pony.
(This isn't a spoiler)
... best. chapter. EVER!
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Randomest, best thing I have ever read, this chapter is.
I had to read that three times before I could understand it.