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Huk


Just your average, useless person who thinks that this whole 'life' thing is overrated.

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The adolescent princess Flurry Heart is looking for a job. The good news is that the School of Friendship is looking for an assistant to help Trixie. The bad news is, all candidates need to take a lie detector test, with Trixie as the recruiter...


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Flurry paused for a moment, thinking. Then said the first thing on her mind, grinning proudly. “I can transform my horn into a thirty-centimeter-long vibrating dildo.”

Cadance had warned Trixie that just like any teen, her adolescent daughter thinks with her nethers instead of her head, so the lewd answer wasn’t really a surprise. But the lack of buzzer sound, was. Trixie glanced at the lie detector, expecting the familiar beep, but even after a while of waiting, the machine was silent as a tomb.

“Hmm, odd, it should have gone off.”

“… why?”

Trixie let out a chuckle. “Because there is no way you—”

“Hey, I’m the daughter of Princess of Love! I can really transform my horn into a thirty-centimeter-long vibrating dildo,” Flurry protested, with a serious expression. “Maybe even forty-centimeter-long!”

*BEEP!*

“OK, maybe not forty, but thirty? No problem at all.”

Okay, I'm just gonna go bang my head against the wall for a while.

Imma be real honest with you chief. I have no fucking clue what I just read. But I like it? It's funny, in a crass and kinda nasty way, but it got a few chuckles out of me.

I’m reminded of the time Moe was hooked up to one in the Simpsons.

Huk

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Don't do that! Think of the poor wall! :fluttershyouch:

Jokes aside, trust me, other ideas I had for Flurry's 'special abilities' were even... nastier :trollestia:

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I advise you to go watch the short video that I linked in the author's notes. It was the inspiration for the story, and it's 1000 times funnier :raritywink:

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... I'm afraid I don't get the reference :rainbowderp: ?

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In the “Who shot Mr. Burns?” two parter they had a scene where Moe was hooked up to a polygraph machine. It was one of the funnier scenes as after Moe is cleared for not shooting him it keeps calling him out for around 20 seconds.

“I have a hot date tonight”
ERRRR
“A date”
ERRRR
“Dinner with a friend”
ERRRR
“Dinner alone”
ERRRR
“I’m going to watch TV”
ERRRR
“Alright! I’m going to ogle the girls in a Victoria’s Secret catalog”
ERRRR
“....Sears catalog”
DING
“Now can you unhook me? I don’t deserve this kind of treatment!”
ERRRR

Ri2
Ri2 #6 · April 30th · · ·

Why didn't it buzz when Trixie said the interview was going well?

Mica #7 · April 30th · · ·

This made my morning. :rainbowlaugh:

Huk

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Just looked it up, and now I know what you meant! That scene was golden :rainbowlaugh: (I wouldn't be surprised if it were the inspiration for that YT lie detector movie).

Thanks for the reference :twilightsmile:

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She switched it off for a moment, just to make that statement:

Trixie switched off the device for a moment. “Au contraire! This interview is going very well!”

:raritywink:

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I'm glad to hear it, we need more comedy (even low-brow comedy :trollestia:) during these depressing times :unsuresweetie:

Who took Flurry's cherry?

Huk
Huk #10 · May 2nd · · ·

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Unknown. But she's around 18 so... My suspicion would be on someone close her age, who rhymes with 'pike' :moustache:

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Spike?
This fanfic story I've have to hear!

“I can transform my horn into a thirty-centimeter-long vibrating dildo.”

:rainbowderp:

Huk
Huk #13 · May 5th · · ·

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Oh, that's nothing! If you would know what Cadance can do with her magic... But some things are better left untold :trollestia:

Mica #14 · May 9th · · ·

“Hey, I’m the daughter of Princess of Love! I can really transform my horn into a thirty-centimeter-long vibrating dildo,” Flurry protested, with a serious expression. “Maybe even forty-centimeter-long!”

You know, I still haven't found a story on this site about horn sex. I imagine that's something Trixie and Starlight would enjoy very much. :trixieshiftright:

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