In which Spike asks Princess Cadence two questions: What the hay is a METROsexual? And why did you just call me one?
Contains a somewhat OOC Spike, depending on your headcanons. You have been warned.
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I was thumbing through the site when I came across this pic.
Saw the name, and laughed my ass off.
his deserves a read just for that alone.
The Monk
"Knowledge is power and power corrupts, so study hard and be evil." - Reykan
Huh, that was interesting. It was good. This really made me think. At first, I thought "bah, there's no way that could happen, he's as bad as Blueblood now." But then you rationalized it with rarity, and although its wacky and over the top, it fits well.
I think after he talks with rarity, he needs some meditation time in a far removed cave alone to find himself again.
I like to think that when dragons meditate, they set themselves on fire, so for his sake, I hope burning sandalwood dragonscale conditioner smells nice.
Well, this was in interesting read. Quite the interesting read.
Also, I guess I learned something new today. Never quite knew what metrosexual meant, always figured it meant a hetro male who was more in touch with their feelings, or something like that.
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This is too funny.
Hmmm, sequel planned?
This was interesting I so want a squeal with this older Spike and a older Rarity. I mean it could be every interesting. As Spike figures out who HE is Rarity could be coming to terms that... well she is older. She isn't in her early 20s anymore and is slightly older mare. That could be fun to see how the two interact with one another.
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Ya like them Water Melons ?
You might have switched up the titles of the chapters.
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The first chapter is supposed to be Cadence's answer to Spike's question: "What the hay is a METROsexual? And why did you just call me one?" She is talking directly to Spike.
The second chapter is supposed to be Spike's reaction to what Cadence said in the previous chapter. It is in third person.
I apologize if I didn't make it clear enough.
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It is alright, really.
There's something genuinely funny about Spike thinking that this is impressive when he's, what, the size Garble was as a teenager in the show? I mean, compared to Torch or really any other adult dragon... yeah, six feet and three hundred pounds are... well, shrimpy is a touch generous.
I guess some things never change.
Okay, that got an actual wince.
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I based Spike's height and weight on the scenes from The Last Problem:
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Looking at this picture, he's about the same height as tall-boi Twilight. Tall-boi alicorns have been estimated to be about 6 foot tall, look up "mlp height chart." Based on his build, I'd say Spike is about the same weight as larger NFL players, so like, high-200 to 300 pounds.
It's possible there is large size variation among dragons, like a chihuahua vs a German shepherd kind of thing.
Also, Twilight loves fast food. Especially since, as an alicorn, her arteries are immortally unclogged and she doesn't get fat.
Well that was a fun read
Spike is acting so beyond hyper-femme gay with his sheer metrosexuality that I think this story made me straight.