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“Oh, Spike!” She called out. “I’m respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your guardian by coming in any-“ She froze when she saw Avon in the room.

A person of culture!

He got blackout drunk at a party and remembers nothing? My thoughts are going in SO MANY different directions on this.

So her cuddled Pinkie, cuddled Fluttershy's rear, and vomited rainbows. Nice.

hilarious thus far

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Yes, one of the good memories from my repressed childhood. Also great chapter.

Comment posted by SRY deleted Jul 13th, 2020
Comment posted by amon deleted Jul 9th, 2020

Never expected to see a Pat and Paige reference on her, nice! Can't wait to read about more cuddles.

Belle when she was lacerating how to speak!

either Spike misspoke when telling the story, or ponies got a harsh schooling from Cheerilee XD


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I too got that reference! -old man noises-

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I loved that line so much because I have been the victim of such a thing SO many times.

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What? Nah, I don’t see what you’re talking about. /s

Also, funny that you mention Cheerilee...

Clean your room, bucko!

I find this both cute and hilarious.

Nice Hamilton reference.

Damn, goin for the gusto.

That ending was among one of the more adorable moments, especially the events leading up to it.

He told Avon about how Spike’s [species/people] had an inherent greed and pension penchant for isolating themselves

Given they're literally dragons, their greed seems more like a nesting behavior to me than outright avarice. There's also the fact that same hoard can serve as a food supply to consider.

“Just remember this, Ms. Cheerilee.” Avon started, flipping the coin into the air before catching it. “Whores do it for money, sluts do it for fun.” He gave the mare a wink and closed the door, watching as she turned a bright red as the door clicked shut. Avon sat with his back against the door. He took a deep breath, held it for 10 seconds, then let it all go.

Hmmm, am I mixing this up with another story or not? Thought he couldn't curse in horseland.

Also damn, that is one thirsty mare

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It’s frowned upon but he can’t help it. I don’t think I’ve ever stated he couldn’t.

And just like that, I really don't like Cheerilee. How she qcted felt rather violating.

I like to imagine that the ponies are actually a very judgemental species, and that dragons just have an alternative to friendship that has the same strength.
Like dragons bond with only one other dragon and share an intensely emotional bond, and otherwise there is no need for friendship. From how they act, and from the perspective of a pony, it looks like they're mean to just everyone since dragons don't even outwardly show affection much. Culture exchange could be cool is what I'm sayin'!

Wait this is from rick and morty. How did I just do that.

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She gunna need that three-hit combo of puppy dog eyes to have a chance though. I'm pretty sure Avon realised she thinks he's a hug-wh*re.

And Like that's all the thirsty mare will come knocking on his door.
I see Celestia and Luna bulldozing his door down in the future lol.

Alright, I’m stating it for the record: edging is the worst fetish. This is a hill I will die on.

Not the worst, buy definitively up there.

Poor Avon, he has no idea what his future reserves...

Lord, show me how to say no to this. I don’t know how to say no to this.

Avon?
I prefer Anton :x

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You’re missing context, but fair point.

The portal opened to his home away from home in Ponyville, a recent change that was made with the help of Starlight. It’d be inconvenient to keep appearing in the Castle of Friendship after all.

I’m confused about this line.

Comment posted by Pete100 deleted Aug 19th, 2020

Pinkie slyly nudged Twilight, before delivering a quick sneeze that shot her up in the air.

Watch out, she might have that corona.

Twilight wiped the residue from her coat, hoping she didn’t really catch anything.

Nvm, y’all both probably got it.
Also, she said the magic would discharge, does that me if they use magic on him by blasting him or trying to levitate him he could release it?

He assured her he wasn’t actually going to jump but given prior engagements, it was a chance she wasn’t willing to take.

What prior engagements?

No, no, no! I’m about at my breaking point! God, how do people put up with this? Alright, I’m stating it for the record: edging is the worst fetish. This is a hill I will die on.

Never knew that was a fetish.

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Tl;dr Fast Travel to abandoned Ponyville house from “Race Relations”

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By discharge, I meant bodily. My headcannon is that magic doesn’t work as intended on humans and makes them sick. So when magic is used on one, their body rejects its presence via expelling it out an orifice.

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Mainly the events of “Storm on Ponyville” where Anon is more reckless and borderline suicidal. Also, I imagine that there’s plenty of other things that happen in between the stories I write. Like, there’s more to their lives beyond the pages but that’s my pretentiousness talking.

I bust out laughing at the end of this chapter. Just, "Avon no!"

She’s an animal.

I beg to differ.

She may be shaped like one, I'll concede that - but that's about it.


My thinking is: if it can ask you, in no uncertain terms, to be railed into the bed... then she's no more an animal than you are. ;)

Yeah, okay. I see you touching base with the Harkness Test in the sequel. That basically invalidates the first part of my comment. Good on you, Sir.


“Whores do it for money, sluts do it for fun.”

How have I not come across it put this way for basically ever?!

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Don’t give me credit for that quote, I stole it from DWK

“Damn, that’s rough, buddy.” Avon said. He watched as Cheerilee poured herself another glass, downing the glass in one gulp. He, in turn, silently poured his wine out onto the floor behind the couch. He knew he was going to have to clean it later but the situation has gone dire and he needs to be of sober mind. “This relationship, was it a...romantic one?”

When did Avon get a burn scar on his face?

Holy shit, nice drunk Paige reference.

Don't try to sell us any beauty products and we'll be fine!

Should they find a use for rainbow vomit?

Heh, knew she would want more cuddles!

Kinda wanna cuddle now...

NBQ

I know nothing of getting drunk...

I see. :ajbemused:
In my opinion that "mature cider" is hardly stronger than beer, therefore, it will not be a problem to drink 4-5 liters of this compote. The only problem I see is the lack of a toilet in the barn. :rainbowlaugh:

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God damn I miss DWK.

This story is gold, and the Hamilton reference had me going.

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