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I can't believe I wrote this...

Pinkie Pie is known for her ability to host spontaneous yet ultimately amazing parties, but what happens when she decides to host a different type of party?

Note: I DO NOT CONDONE THE USE OF MARIJUANA OR THAT OF ANY OTHER DRUGS.
Note II: This is my first fic, so yay~! Constructive criticism is appreciated.

This isn't meant to be taken seriously in the slightest, please forgive me.

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Comments ( 26 )

WHAT THE!!?:rainbowhuh:

oh, well. If you were trying to make me laugh, u definitely succeeded.

It isn't meant to be taken seriously . . . wait, where's the 'Random' tag?

The third-last paragraph is probably the most hilarious thing I've read today.
This is the pure essence of random, you got my 5 stars. No, that's not enough. Take my internet too.

I feel this should be a music video of some kind, set to Dr Greenthumb, or pretty much any other Cypress Hill song.

Why don't you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride. :pinkiecrazy:

So confused... but I agree with RandomExpert781... If you tried to make us laugh, you've succeeded :yay:

73014 Added the Random tag.

Thanks everybody for all the positive comments on my first fic :yay:!

The entire town of Ponyville getting blasted in one place?
...
You know what? Yes.

Also LOL, mayor mare's a lightweight.

This was fucking hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

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Seriously 5 Stars.

Cheers
~iraqlobstah

Mmm, life's too short to not do drugs... :derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::yay:

Rewritten with suggestions from a dear friend of mine. Please, Re-read because it's now 20% funnier.

Got high, decide to read this story.

Now I'm gonna die because I can't stop giggling, you bastard, you're gonna kill me:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

What is this I cannot even comprehend.

I have the sudden urge to mainline rainbows now.

84301 I know that feel bro.

first paragraph :ajbemused:, second paragraoh :rainbowhuh: rest of the story:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#19 · Jan 6th, 2012 · · ·

Everypony getting blazed as sin.

Pass dat kush son.:trollestia:

"Angel gave spike a sort of glare that meant “Hey, pass that shit over here nigga.” Spike complied and passed the blunt over after taking one last hit, Angel then proceeded to take the biggest fucking hit ever, thus smoking the rest of the monstrous blunt. "

:rainbowlaugh:

THE BIGGEST FUCKING HIT EVER. Also, for some reason, I like the idea of Scoot and Rainbow Dash being super hardcore. I have a hard time wrapping my head around Twilight not flipping shit the moment she realized anypony was doing drugs, much less the ENTIRE TOWN, and PRINCESS! Still, funny as hell.

And inspiring, too! I suddenly feel the urge to write a fic about somepony's first time, and it being a REALLY intense one, kinda like mine was.

FANFIC BUNNIES, I HAVE THEM.

Great spelling and grammar, but the writing is suffering from a lack of direction, too many things going on at once and a major case of telling instead of showing.

Weed brings us all together. Heh hehh, shit must have been pretty dank.:moustache:

I started this story by packing a bowl. By the last line i was laughing so hard i not only tipped over the bong but almost passed out. Damn you for such good work, and thank you. Please do more.

:pinkiecrazy: :To answer teh qudestion, me likez tehm bananananananananananananananas nutz. and not juts bananananana nutz, I likez all teh banananananas and knutz.
Just `cause:


Here lies the sanity of every pony in Ponyville and the Royal Sisters

Hey, pass that shit over here nigga

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this story is epic!!!! great job dude :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

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