Dave Hester is your average fat misanthropic emo man with a grudge against society, so he goes on a quest to find a reason to ponify himself along with a filly called Snappleblossom.
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Da Bunnana King
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I'm gonna downvote without reading. This story is too misanthropic. I hate TCB. You should be ashamed. <insert more generic TBC-hate comments here>
I've seen you somewhere before
1136568 you&me both
sierra seven guy proofreading for.........somebody im following
oh hey its you!
i dont remember
So many errors! May I have some brain-bleach too?
I liked "He also brought up his other forehoof and saw a banana that was ready to eat." best.
I wonder what kind of food dream-bananas prefer.
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didnt fully read it....
still upvoted it for being the best trollfic I read in ages
1136644 Psicosis, I guess
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I'm in yo fridge, stealing yo beer and meat pies.
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Fucking fantastic
A++ would masturbate to again.
1136632 Most likely you've seen his comments ranting about how other TCB stories that feature a human in a positive light as being stupid, badly written, and too kind to the sick evil human monster (heh i almost wrote manster) that is foalishly trying to resist ponification. He also wrote TCB: green tea.
:|
Nope.
Not fucking laughing.
No.
Noueeeghahahaha fuck
You've proven that the scale of quality is indeed cyclic. The mistakes actually synergize here and make it so terrible, it's not actually that bad.
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Beautiful...
*sniff*
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Also please ignore faren455 because he hates me for writing Green Tea and also giving reviews on a lot of TCB stories that he likes because I nitpick all the problems about them so the author can fix them (if they chose so,) to make it a better story, and I do it to quite a lot of TCB stories now days. That and I've written a lot of stories in TCB and I lurk around in FiMfiction.net's IRC channel.
hahaha I have no Ideass whatis going in bghere hehe \\
hahaha I have no Ideass whatis going in bghere hehe \\
But how does it affect my writting career?
meh not ur best but not bad. allthough i wouldnt say it was great it killed 18 minutes and 27 seconds of my day so have a thumbs up
Wait - doesn't this make Snappleblossom a miss-anthrope?
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Read my other stuff, should take more time but there all good.
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I hate your face now... just kidding... or am I?
1147115 i do
i was up half the night reading ur other storys
conversion bureau the land down under and its sequel are particular favorites
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Comments pls and thanks. It's good to see that people like my writing, kinda of why I do it now a days.
My sides they hurt... but I am now confused about this all.
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One small pun for a man, a giant size=32 post for blogger-kind.
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It makes your IQ level drop by ten points.
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I didn't know it can drop under zero...
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It does because I'm sitting at -67 for IQ, so I somehow make people smarter around me in a ten meter radius.
BANANA! NOOOOOPE ITS JUST CHUCK TESTA
I got bored half way through and started to doodle on my arm before finishing the story. This stellar rocket ship on my arm says up-vote.
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Well I call that a succsess.
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Jimmie status:
[ ] Russled
[X] un-russled
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I dun good mista Silvatie?
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Writen like that on porpus.