In a town where anything can happen, and the impossible is... moderately difficult, a pink mare will find something strange and different at the hands of two master pranksters. GASP as you watch Pinkie pull off nonsense. MARVEL as she bounds! SCREAM as your brain explodes from reading!
Who sent her the means to cheat in real life? The author wants to know, but sadly he never will. It's up to YOU! THE RANDOM PERSON THAT READ THIS DESCRIPTION!
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I'm not even sure why I wrote this. I just had this strange idea and felt like writing a one off about it. I may seem a bit rushed, and may not be the best out there, but it's something. SO READ IT! If you want to that is...
Oh, and be sure to like and fave, maybe even watch me (although that does sound a bit weird...).
This is my second story. Feel free to check out my other one at my user page, or here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18573/Light%27s-Shadow
Okay, so basically this chapter is less of moving forward, and more of a step sideways. I had a couple of things that I wanted to include in the story, and a couple of mistakes that needed to be fixed, so I made this final, slightly better copy.
Have fun, and try and find all of the things that have been included...
-Jorofrarie
I read this yesterday and didn't comment, but I absolutely love this fic. I liked the update, which is full of bonus features btw, and also enjoyed your several references, especially the Hitchiker's ones.
5/5 Mustaches.
This is the single greatest piece of literature I have ever read. Aside from the Hitchhiker's guide, but still.
Aww, I was hopeful there was going to be a continuation of this madness.
Oh well, time to carry out Pinkie's bidding...
1173689 Well, if enough people thought that this idea was worth continuing I would be glad to comply...
-Jorofrarie
1173896
You should definitely continue this.
I almost feel like posting this in my group's recommended fics section as a way to keep our sanity. (Yes, you read that right.) I'm not sure how effective it would be, but everybody must read this. EVERYBODY.
1173914 Post it! Post it now! We need the publicity! (Pinkie and Author=best duo)
Pretty please plixy plox?
She'll give you an internet muffin?
-Jorofrarie
1173983
Most likely! We have a little system, and when I get the chance, I will add it to our sanity folder. This is some of the funniest shit I have read in a while.
1137648 What?! No feature?!
You lied to me!
Oh, who am I kidding... I love you man...
-Jorofrarie
That clip from quarter life halfway to destruction keeps running through my head. Athuor's nose.
I'm... just at a total loss for words. The only feel i can come up with is... Hilarious.
Well... it doesn't surpass HHGTTG but I do believe they are having a fight in a metaphysical dimension right now debating who's better while cutting each other to shreds with a herring. Have a bowl of petunias.
deviantart.com/download/63612868/Bowl_of_Petunias_by_p_korle.jpg
Obligatory music for after it stops making sense!
blogs.cosmicthings.com/gaming/files/2009/12/hax12.jpg
Hmm... interesting...
I... Wha, bu... How? But you... and the... but...
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Can I riff this in a desperate bid to get the "WTFDIJR?" out of my mind?
2620727 You must embrace the switzerland. Only then can you become... the legendary ravioli.
Phenoix12.exe has crashed
Press anykey to continue
My brain just got melted by the shear number of referance that were but in that.
1141690 what have you done!?! I'm sitting in My spyche ward happy as a clam cuz I'm reading fimfiction... and then you just came out of nowhere and mind raped me! You really need to think about making a permanent stay at mental hospital like me... or at least have a phyche evaluation!
cuz you be cray! 
My brain is still fried but I must request another chapter! It comforts me to know tht somewhere out in the world that there is a SOB out there crazier then me! I salute you!
WUT?
4769907 something like that :/
4770940 I will want to write something like this later. It's hilarious!