• Member Since 4th May, 2017
  • offline last seen 37 minutes ago

Cackling Moron

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.


Given that it's a period of unusual quiet it's decided that a nice lunch is in order.

This was the plan. Then the group sees Julian, local human doing something strange.

Twilight is baffled.


Straight To The Point Studios did this one, too! For some reason.

Chapters (1)
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!
Comments ( 93 )

I don't get it.

Want more of this.

He's missing an ox bone shovel. Probably why he couldn't finish the dyke

I'm glad someone got it!

Not sure where it could go, really...

We're going to build a wall and make the frost giants pay for it!

Antlers ain't cheap!

Or ox-bone shovels!

Well that was lovely, not sure WHAT it was, but lovely nonetheless.

i dont either but i like it... i think

I'm completely confused as to why he was digging in the first place.

People are always very interested in the 'why'. I don't quite understand it, myself.

yep the question should not be why but why not

Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry Safe Science if you love it so much!

If you say so. Only thing this reminded me of is one line from Good Morning Vietnam where Robin Williams makes a joke about a dyke for some river failing, since it's spelled and pronounced exactly the same as a dyke, as in lesbian. While not bad, I must agree this is just weird bullshit.

I think I know what joke you're talking about.

And if you know the song track the story is named after it probably makes 0.5% more sense.

But even then not a whole lot.

How happy are those whose walls already rise!

You know... I´m always expecting your stories to have a depressing twist in the end. I haven´t forgotten Jack.

That was ONE TIME! Like I'd even consider doing that again...


I was delighted when I found this song the first time - what a concept!

I don´t trust you.

We need no reason to dig, for the digging itself is the reason.

I love digging, such a fun thing to do.

Oooh I love wierd bullshit. Sign me up!

spikls #27 · March 30th · · 1 ·

I can dig this.

Seems pretty... ritualistic to me. Who knows, they might think someone has started possessing poor Julian in order to carry out a nefarious deed!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ What

Comment posted by The Oldest Brony deleted March 30th

When you start channeling Sunn O you've been in Ponyville way too long. Or not long enough, dealer's choice.

And to confuse the issue even further, methinks this video is more appropriate

Or even more to the spirit of your stories

The symbolism in this was quite strong, all those well thought out lines and metaphors, it was like you aimed specifically for what most would not, and don't, but what few do, and have, that really brings it all out in one large bash of words that allow our brains to formulate the correct response to the all wondering questions in life, love, and hay fries.

Truly, a story people will be pondering, talking, laughing, and slaughtering over for generations to come.

Ah, I remember my digging phases. Fun times.

Time to build the Pyramids!

Play your gloom axe Scootalo!

Don't blame the messenger of gloom

Spoilered spoiler for anyone who is wondering what the premise of this story is:
gur fgbel gvgyr naq puncgre gvgyr naq whyvnaf enzoyvatf nyy pbzr sebz n fbat "zl jnyy" ol gur onaq "fhaa b)))"

Comment posted by SIGAWESOME deleted March 31st

This feels..

Pagan? Maybe. I understand bits of the symbolism, but I'm missing the entire picture, I think.

A jigsaw puzzle with only half the pieces, perhaps.

'Half the dangers can fly or teleport' is the kind of frank statement that should really lead to some degree of introspection and internal concern.

Also in fairness if nothing else a good dyke might be able to keep out timberwolves.


but I'm missing the entire picture, I think.

Look to the farthest far horizon


'Half the dangers can fly or teleport' is the kind of frank statement that should really lead to some degree of introspection and internal concern.

I did become the Reaper with my own bare hands

Ah, the musical magic of Equestria finds the best ways to play with humans.

I don't understand how people like lyrics put to droning horror game ambiance

It's this. This oneshot is a reference to this "song"

...All in all you're just another brick in the wall.:facehoof:

I have eclectic musical tastes.

I love these stories

Why are you building a wall?

Shush you imbecile! Dont you see how important this is!? Once I'm finished, the world will finally bow down to me! And only me!

I don't see how a wall will do tha-

You peon! You dare speak such nonsense in front of the great and wise wizard?! Guards! Put this little rat in the dungeon!

I imagine the dungeon being a small pit he dug a little way distant with twigs for bars.

It's a creepy sex thing.

And the guards are just harmless stuffed golems that Twilight put to life just to watch over Julian. Like, they don't even do anything to hurt him, they just lightly push him into the twig cell. The guy doesn't even resist the guards just over bare confusion.

Login or register to comment
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!