Ponycraft Saga - Book 1: This Land

by Onyx Glitch

Day 12

Day 12

Pinkie Pie started to act weird. She was shouting... well I don’t even know what she was shouting, it just sounded like a bunch of meaningless things. She has also started to slap a lot and make threats. After she slapped Rainbow we all had to restrain her and I mean we had to restrain Rainbow Dash, Pinkie just laughed and trotted off.

I haven’t seen Rarity since four days ago. I asked the girls if they knew where she was and Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash all asked me who Rarity was... all of them claim that they’ve never known a Rarity.

I went to ask AJ and she said she was just fixing to come ask me that. Only Applejack and I remember her... What’s going on? I know everypony is probably stressed out by the situation, but that is no reason to lie.

When diner time came around nopony talked they just sat in their place and ate, thankfully we no longer had to ration food because of Applejack. After diner Pinkie Pie laid out an enormous buffet of desserts.

She broke the silence and said "come on everypony I know things look bad, but we still have each other. Now turn those frowns upside down... try the cupcakes! They are a rare occasion after all." (She smiled and giggled at that last sentence) Pinkie Pie... no she wouldn't, she couldn't. I know everypony's acting a bit weird, but that's over the edge. besides she did say that she's never known a Rarity.

Comments

[Onyx Glitch]

i'm sorry, but it had to be done. it was absolutely positively imperative that i made a tiny 'Cupcakes' 'Le Petit Four' reference, i mean. (it has no ties with the actual 'Le Petit Four story', it's just an... easter egg i guess you could say.)

[BioChemicalWolfGear]

Rarity gone?
...
bravo!

Rainbow collecting body parts?
SADISTIC! BRAVO!

[Onyx Glitch]

1174634 Thank you, i'd like to first thank the academy for this prestigious comment.

[BioChemicalWolfGear]

1174747
The academy would like you to get off the stage and write more chapters

[Onyx Glitch]

1174816 awww oookkkaaayyy stupid academy always telling me what to do and never paying child support

[BioChemicalWolfGear]

1174837
......What the fuck happened at the academy?

[bronys unite]

I can agree to that and thank god Rarity is dead I fucking hate her

[Onyx Glitch]

1175497 oh they know... they know...

[Captain Carles]

Well as far as I can see AJ killed the villagers, Pinkie is insane, rarity is in the cupcakes, twilight is just being ignorant, dash is helping pinkie, and fluttershy is just being fluttershy. Am I correct good sir?

[Onyx Glitch]

1176938 tsk tsk you know i cant tell you that, i shall neither confirm nor deny it... well actually i already stated that the Rarity/ cupcakes thing was an easter egg referring to 'Le Petit Four'.

but i am glad to see someone is trying to keep track of whats happening. Here have a cupcake as a reward!
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[Shimmer_Spark]

Fluttershy and Twilight UNTIL THE END! When all else falls they remain VICTOOOORIOOOUS

[Onyx Glitch]

1178257 yeah, Dashie has kinda lost it a bit

[The Commandant]

MOAR I SAY!! MOOOOARRRRR!!!!

[HighTreason25]

Wow. This terrifies me. MOAR!

[Onyx Glitch]

1183947 moar coming tomorrow