Unsettling tales tell of a gilded pastry box that holds more than mere sweets. Legends whisper that it is, instead, a gateway to unnameable vistas of culinary experience—and that it wishes to be opened by a pony of comparable desire. What will become of Equestria’s blood sugar when a pony of means and passion comes to possess it?
Created for: The Season 10 Bingo Writing Contest
Special Thanks to CoffeeMinion for his editing prowess.
The Cover Art is a compilation created by CoffeeMinion.
Original images are from:
https://www.deviantart.com/sol-r/art/Sad-Pony-Emoji-676492582
And
https://www.deviantart.com/artist064/art/Lament-Configuration-06-129832435
Chapters (4)
This is already the greatest fanfic of all time. Please, do go on.
E-rated comedy/horror has never been so delicious.
Dear Sweet Bald Baby Jesus of Fuck, I love you right now.
This is, by far, one of the silliest, most ridiculous stories I have read in recent memory.
I utterly adore it. Great job!
Is it creepy I watched an hour long retrospective on Hell Raiser?
Then this pops up?
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The algorithm has such sights to show you...
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I only pray it doesn't tear my soul apart.
Would be such a waste of good suffering.
Then, why isn't there a Celestia and/or a Pinkie Pie tag?
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I love watching Hellraiser and this story is so good!
Each of the Elemental Planes of Harmony brushes against both Tartarus and Elysium. The latter exalts the Elements into their most positive qualities... and the former brings out their worst. Where Laughter touches the Prison Plane lies the Quasielemental Plane of Overindulgence, where dwell the kytonbons, or cinnabites. They promise confectionary pleasure without moderation or mercy, and as beings shaped by the Queen in Pink, they always deliver on their promises.
Magnificent work throughout, from Crackle as the keeper of the Lament Configuration to the sheer quantity of candy-coated nightmares. Thank you for this, and best of luck in the judging.
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Cinnabites... I’m stealing that.
This seems to be a short story, so it's yummy delicious as is, but if you ever give in to a literary sweet tooth and decide to expand on it then this is definitely a mission that requires the Cutie map to pair up Princess Celestia and Pinkie Pie, and possibly Discord will have to lend some of his powers to the Pink one...
Hm.