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Anon-a-Miss has invaded Canterlot High and the girls think that Sunset did it! How can she ever regain her honor?

Mortal Kombat, of course. Equestrian Tradition dictates that challenges are to be issued and duels are to be performed. Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack are all well aware of these facts.

The CMCs, however, haven't had that particular Social Studies class, and now they have started to realize what they have unleashed.

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I like this idea

Before even reading, just from that description, just what? This sounds utterly Gonzo. Now to read.

Time for Sunset to test her might.

It’s time for MORTAL KOMBAT

Well, that was weird.

...okay. Thanks for this.

Well, this was the weirdest & hilarious Anon-a-Miss fanfic I've ever read. Good job!

Okay, so having finished it, that was just as bonkers as I expected.
Also I think you accidentally a word:

"Anyway," Sunset said, brushing an imaginary speck from the shoulder of her jacket. "I have read your challenge, Applejack, and since you're so ready to die, Gilda has agreed to be my second."

"Wait, what duel?" Apple Bloom asked, worriedly.

Something seems to be missing there.

Well. This is unexpected, but I love it.

Thanks, I needed this.

"Um… my duel with the heretical she-demon bitch from another dimension is at one," Fluttershy pointed out. "And I already have Harry and the others ready to carve your body into bloody chunks and feast on your innards like befits a parasite such as yourself."

I‘m convinced Fluttershy said that with her typical shy and quiet voice, completely calm and with no real malice in her voice (maybe a tiny bit, but just a tiny one)

Every once in a while, I find a story on this site that I just want to read again and again.

i just added one more to the list.

Glory to the Emperor.

I was wondering why this was not a mature story... Then i read it and No one dies. Nice.

Probably the best anon-a-miss story I've ever read.



This was cracky as fuck and I love it.

"We um, made bets on how long it would take you to break," Fluttershy explained, passing another bill to Twilight while the others did as well.

While a story like this could have Twilight appear out of nowhere for the sole purpose of collecting winnings only to disappear without mention immediately after, you already established that Sunset was the winner, so I'm gonna have to count this as a mistake.

Do remember that revisions are allowed, so if you correct this, and a few other errors, it's still possible for you to get a perfect score as your final grade.


Yeah, a true fixfic of Anon-a-Miss shouldn't have any more effort put into it than the original comic. You know, just to prove that they have no excuses. This was an enjoyable hit of crackfic.

Wanderer D

10103047 10103090 Fixed those two and the "new" one. Thank you!

Anon-a-Miss's reputation preceded it in my case, and I mostly stayed away from anything involving it.


Except this one.

This was hysterical.

Take my like you absolute madman :rainbowlaugh:

I follow you now, you magnificent madman.

Another great piss take on Anon-A-Miss, might be my favorite one yet.

Best Anon-a-Miss story to date.

Honestly, I was expecting Luna to think it was real, so the end was very satisfying.

Apple Bloom shook her head. "Applejack has already cleaned and loaded Sarah Jane and has Big Mac as her second. They won't stop… Scootaloo, what are we going to do?"

+200 points for the Bravestarr reference.

I love how you both properly teach the human CMC a lesson while at the same time mocking how overdramatic a lot of Anon-A-Miss fics are.

Gilda is best interpreter, and morningstars at midnight is my new personal standard.

I can't believe you did it. You fool. You mad fool!


That's a funny thing to imagine.

Predicted he ending as soon as rarity combusted, but still a fun read. Plus a three musketeers reference is always a plus.

WOW that's surprised me

... And I'm still waiting for a proper Mortal Kombat crossover on this site. This was perfect by the way.

LOL, this was very amusing and fun with some great reactions and taunts.

I came here expecting Sunset to shank a b#%ch, and I wasn't disappointed. :P

WELL DONE! A most enjoyable read. Here's a viking applauding you on a job well done.

Huh...I didn't know the new issue of How To Traumatize You Little Sister was out.

My take away from all this is that Fluttershy basically called Sunset a slut.

Have you written Gilda in EGQ stories before? The way you included her here made it seem like it was suppose to be natural that Sunset hangs out with her.

Hmm, I kinda figured that what was going on was what was going on. Still funny. And the end credits scene was a nice little end cap on this. Bravo.

*quarter of the way through*

This is one heck of a sting operation. :rainbowderp:

My favor Anon-A-Miss story is still the one from the Sunset Is Mad About Everything series, but this is pretty close.

Nice, a story where people "die"! 😃

This was awesome and fun to read!

That happened.
11 / 7.32, would happen again.

Sunset... wins! Ponality!

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