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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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I don't have the first clue what I just read, but I enjoyed every second of it. You nailed the dissonance between her words and her tone, and Anon getting progressively more frustrated was just fun. "Dick based friendship cannon" is going to find its way into my lexicon somehow. Haven't figured out how yet, but my friends will just have to suffer until I do.

This was well done!! Can't wait for more stories!

Ha, this was sweet!

“Anon I need your help it’s an emergency!”
“Motherfuckingshit!”

:rainbowlaugh:

“Maud? The one that lives in a cave like a bat and is friends with that commie terrorist?”
“Starlight isn’t a terrorist, Nonners.”
“She absolutely is.

Yep.

This is what I wish the show was more like.

Unfortunately? Maud Pie is great. Not as great as Limestone, but still great.

The following comment is sarcastic and just poking fun.
I liked the clop but you really dropped the ball in the writing department. You introduced a Chekhov's gun (Maud saying that you can fuck an earth pony mare intensely and they'll come right back and ask for more) and there wasn't even an epilogue of Anon relaxing again in his lazy boy the next day before there was a loud crash and it turns out to be Maud doing the very thing she claims earth pony mares do. The story also didn't follow up what happens to Maud afterwards and if she even feels better after having the best sexual encounter of her life.

You could have not only have had her thank anon for feeling better but her going back to Mud Briar and them getting back together. Explaining that she expects and hopes that he can occasionally fuck her whenever she needs the hard poundings she craves. I really hope you take these suggestions and think about them in the future when writing stories. -end of joke post-
But for real though good job. I liked reading that.

10090673
I loved the story but also agree with your points about this needing followup.

10090673
This. THis right here. I would love a follow-up chapter or even a just an epilogue with a similar event. Please and thank you.

10090673

This but not sarcastic.

More please

10092082
pony cannot hope to match human stamina

10092234
That human must be Colby Covington. Raw American steel and twisted sex appeal. Pornstar cardio, baby!

Oh no, Maud looks so sad in that cover picture. I just wanna give a pony a hug :3

“I swear to god if this is like when you asked me to help with that Saddle Arabian queen I’m gonna--”

We need this story now...

Or even a 'friendship problem dick-cannon' story where you couple many oneshots similar to this together...

I honestly laughed at each joke Maud made, and then laughed more when she explained them to Anon since he was sitting there like a rock.

I like this representation of Maud Pie very much.

This was really cute, I know it's a one-shot and I may be the only one thinking this, but I wouldn't mind a follow up to this. Also, to hear more of Mauds Superiority fetishings.

He made her squeak!! Imagine that amount of pleasure on one who more expressive!

So awesome, an extremely well captured Maud!

NmB

As always when it comes to your fics, it was amazing. Can’t wait for your next big project.

Hah, that deadpan-but-doubtless-ecstatic call for "Anon"!
That's a real blast from the past.

And your Pinkie was very Pinkie.
Good read.

“I swear to god if this is like when you asked me to help with that Saddle Arabian queen I’m gonna--”

This sounds like a funny sidestory.

What an interesting story. Who knew Maud had that kind of sexual side to her. Keep up your wonderful writing on future stories.

Another great little one-shot.

Can I get a lewd story about that Saddlrabian Queen?

Was there a sequel to this?

The one thing that'd make this perfect would be her confessing to someone (not necessarily him) that he pounded the everloving fuck out of her, or something. I mean, she actually had a reaction - and considering that this is Maud we're talking about, that was probably a religious experience right fucking there.

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Yeah! He probably ruined her for any other stallion!

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I think I need a Maud-pursues-Anon story here. Romantic comedy, obviously - anything romantic with Pinkie in it will, almost by necessity, be a comedy. :D

Yes, I would like a sequel my good fellow.

Is this part of a series? Cause reading it and some of your other stories have a similar theme of annon getting laid, this one happens to make him the element of hot dickingand this not being the first time he does something like this
Id like to read where it all starts plz

Damn... He crush her Libido into submission. Amazing challange, so Anon the dick hero :yay:

1 like 667... Begone Luficer 'muhahahaaa'

Maud is forever imprinted by Anon. She's not going to let him go.

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Anon x Maud otp.

Great story!

This made me laugh because it's exactly what I actually did once. I was dating a guy that just made no noise what so ever in bed. I mean not a freaking sound at all. and I think it was my third time with him, and I just started getting irritated. It was a few minutes into it and I just started getting pissed off and I thought: "You know what? Fuck it, I'm never sleeping with this guy again, but mother fucker, you are going to make noise if I have to kill you to do it!" And I just went off on his ass. I mean, I fucked him like I hated him and he owed me money. I was really brutal on him.

We dated for two years after that.

I was laughing when reading this story because it brought back that memory as clearly as if it happened yesterday. It was 20ish years ago.

Monk
“-Ahem- Dear Prince Sunbutt, today I learned that you can, in fact, solve all of your problems by fucking them really hard until they pass out. I look forward to testing this new theory the next time one of Twilight’s dumbass little friends tries to pester me into some asinine errand I have no intention of helping them wi-" -NameUndetermined

God id love to see a sequel to this, or miniseries

Most excellent.

Comment posted by godisdead69420 deleted Nov 26th, 2023

Day 3 of my observation of the creature known as "Anon", for reasons that must remain secret.

Today, I have learned that he's competitive, irritable, and kind of an asshole.


A mare can plow a field and you can plow her all night long and she’d come back for more.” “

Come back for more ... quotation marks? :rainbowwild:

“Please?” Pinkie said, resting her head in his lap. “I don’t wanna see Maud sad, and I don’t want her to think she’s ugly just because she dumped her coltfriend, and she’s a really great, sweet sister that shouldn’t have to feel bad about anything because she is no nice and sweet and helps everypony that…”

Did you mean to write "she is so nice and sweet and helps everypony that..."

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