in addition to being allergic to Silverstream's bullshit.
Pfft haha, you can take that two ways!
Eventually, his eyes meandered over to a yellow furred stallion. The stallion had given up any pretense to decency and tossed off his shirt quite a while ago. Gallus blushed at the sight of his well toned pecs and muscles rippling with his every breath.
I see Gallus is a man of taste as well!
That guy was hot yes but it was nothing compared to Sandbar. Sure he had smaller muscles but his massive prick and tight little asshole more than made up for that fact. [...] Shame that Sandbar was straight otherwise he'd make Sandbar his own.
How does Gallus know Sandbar's ass is tight if he was never allowed in it?
He quickly stopped fondling his penis when he felt it signal an impending climax.
Signalling penises. Griffon anatomy: very weird.
(Also: you should have kept going, Gallus! This was your last hurrah!)
Despite his penis going back into standby mode,
...does he have a robot dick? This sounds like he has a robot dick.
Eventually his attention to the intensifying sensation around his chest completely destroyed any arousal he had accrued.
Unusual. These sort of things usually have the opposite effect!
Several minutes later he slid his talon back into his pants again to try and get some satisfaction out of his dick. Unfortunately no matter how hard he tried his penis just wouldn't rise to the occasion. Gallus's eyes went wide at the realization that his balls had vanished from his ball sack.
Oh. OH. Oh
Goodbye robot dick. You were taken from this world too soon.
His nipples had nearly tripled in both length and diameter since that morning.
O.O Nipples are not usually discussed in terms of length. That's some weird nipples. (I do get what you're going for though.)
Pfft haha, you can take that two ways!
I see Gallus is a man of taste as well!
How does Gallus know Sandbar's ass is tight if he was never allowed in it?
Signalling penises. Griffon anatomy: very weird.
(Also: you should have kept going, Gallus! This was your last hurrah!)
...does he have a robot dick? This sounds like he has a robot dick.
Unusual. These sort of things usually have the opposite effect!
Oh.
OH.
Oh
Goodbye robot dick.
You were taken from this world too soon.
O.O
Nipples are not usually discussed in terms of length. That's some weird nipples. (I do get what you're going for though.)
Damm bro or now sis.