• Published 6th Feb 2020
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Equestria Ninja Girls on a Yacht - Wildcard25



The Rainbooms and their ninja friends are ready for some Rest and Relaxation on board the Hamato Cruise Line. With some funny hijinks to go with it

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ENG's on this Yacht

Megan showed Ray Fillet around until they saw their ninja friends and the Rainbooms getting ready, “Yes, they're almost ready.” Megan said in excitement.

“Explain to me again what they're doing?” Ray inquired.

“If there's one thing the Rainbooms love it's singing and dancing. And they put together a little number for everyone on board.” the girl explained.

“They must be really good if everyone on board is getting this excited.”

“Well, you're about to find out.”

Soon music began playing as it cut to the front deck where the Rainbooms, Shadowbolts, Dazzlings, Turtles, Mutanimals, and the human allies were ready to break it down.


Group: Hey, hey!


Sunset: Check our new ride

The wind is blowin', and we're feelin' real fly

Me and my friends are pumped up


Group: That's right!


Rarity: Gonna see some dolphins before the end of the night


Rainbow: Hold up, pass the sunscreen

Can't nobody stop us from doin' our thing


Casey: We flossin' on 'em with our bling-bling


Fluttershy: Pinkie Pie and Mikey's on deck, and it's


Group: Fire they'll bring


Pinkie and Mikey took verse popping in and out in several areas on the ship.


Pinkie: We hotties on a yacht-y

It's a special kind of party


Mikey: Setting sail so we can play

Because it's anchors away


Pinkie: We got floaty-woaties


Mikey: Beach toties


Pinkie: Masters of the sea


Mikey: We're fabulous, phenomenal


Group: Don't you agree?

Hey, hey, hey, hands in the air

Oh, oh, oh, wind in our hair

We're hoppin' on, so float along

'Cause ENG's on this yacht

Hey, hey, sippin' on lemonade

Shinin' bright, but we're throwin' no shade

Exclusively, we're V.I.P.

'Cause ENG's on this yacht

Oh, no!


Sunset: The sun's beatin' down

AJ and Mondo fell asleep when no one was around (Shini: What?!)

Now they got a burn and a serious frown


Applejack and Mondo: That won't even stop us from really gettin' down


Group: Hey!


Rainbow: DJ drop that beat


Karai: She knows what we need to make us move our feet


Leo: Divin' in the pool to escape the heat


April: Now we're getting hungry, and it's time to eat


Pinkie: Lobster on a silver platter

'Cause the costs don't even matter


Donnie: All expenses are paid

ENG crew


Group: Got it made


Bandit: Little boats are driftin' by


Pigeon Pete: Seagulls up in the sky


Slash: We're a picture of perfection

As we wave to them


Group: Hi!

Hey, hey, hey, hands in the air

Oh, oh, oh, wind in our hair

We're hoppin' on, so float along

'Cause ENG's on this yacht

Hey, hey, sippin' on lemonade

Shinin' bright, but we're throwin' no shade

Exclusively, we're V.I.P.

'Cause ENG's on this yacht



We're livin' our life like

This moment never ends

Sun shines on us so brightly

When we're chillin' with friends


As the group sang spotlights shined onto Bebop and Spike who was now wearing a dark purple opened vest shirt with a dark maroon hat, which was backwards and dark oval sunglasses over his eyes. He also wore dark blue collar with golden spikes instead of his usual collar, two golden bracelets around his left fore paw and two dark maroon shoes over his two rear paws.


Spike: Worldwide, y'all!


Bebop: Equestria Ninja Girls crew!

Keepin' it hot!


Spike: On a yacht!


Both: And it's aaaaaall good!


The two fist bumped, as the group carried on.


Group: Hey, hey, hey, hands in the air

Oh, oh, oh, wind in our hair

We're hoppin' on, so float along

'Cause EG's on this yacht

Hey, hey, sippin' on lemonade

Shinin' bright, but we're throwin' no shade

Exclusively, we're V.I.P.

'Cause EG's on this yacht


The whole group posed as the cruise guests applauded, Megan and Ray clapped before going over to them.

“You were all amazing there.” Ray commended them.

“Thanks, we try.” Twilight answered.

“Dudes, check it out.” Mikey gasped, as they looked ahead seeing the sun going down.

“What a beautiful sunset.” Mona marveled.

“Sure is.” Raph agreed, as he scooted close to her.

“A perfect end to a perfect day.” Sunny Flare noted.

“You said it.” Aria agreed, as they all went to the front of the deck to marvel at the sunset until nighttime fell.


That night, everyone was indoors to stay warm. With Mikey serving up extra trays of the 99-cheese pizza to everyone.

“Come and get it, yo.” he told everyone.

“Alright.” Raph said, as he took a slice.

“Yum.” Mondo took a slice.

“And here I thought this was an impossibility.” Keno added.

“So I take it you enjoyed the first day of the cruise?” Karai asked everyone.

“We loved it, Karai.” Lemon Zest answered.

“I'm glad, because we got a few more days of this until we have to head back.” Karai noted.

“Plenty of time to do other things on board we haven't gotten to yet.” Leo said.

“I hear ya.” Raph agreed.

“And I haven't had so much fun in a long time.” Ray added.

“It probably can get rather boring staying under water for so long.” Fugitoid guessed.

“You have no idea.”

“Maybe we can help with that.” Slash suggested.

“What do you mean?” the mutant stingray asked.

“Well, we in the Mutanimals are always looking for new recruits. And it's so hard to find honest to good mutants these days.”

“So perhaps you could join our team?” Leatherhead offered.

“Really?” Ray gasped.

“Why not? We're already a merry band of misfits.” Rockwell admitted.

“So what's another one to add to the group?” Mondo asked.

"Yeah, we need fresh faces around." Pete added.

“What do you say?” Bandit inquired.

“Well, I've always wanted to be part of a team.” Ray admitted.

“And you'll find no better team to be on then the Mighty Mutanimals.” Raph put in.

“Unless you count us.” Mikey spoke up, only for Raph to push his face away.

Ray thought about it before answering, “I think I'll take you up on that offer, Slash.”

“Then welcome to the team, brother.” Slash welcomed him.

“Another teammate in the ranks makes us all the more a force to be reckoned with.” Mona said.

“This day really has turned out to be full of surprises.” Sunset told everyone.

“Because days with us are awesome.” Rainbow reminded her.

“Come on, ya'll bring them in.” Applejack said, as they all took their drinks and clinked them together.

“Booyakasha!” they announced. And so they all enjoyed the rest of the night before turning in.


A few days later, the Hamato cruise returned to New York, where Karai turned supervision of the ship over to the captain and crew until she would reserve a spot for her and her friends again. The Mutanimals brought Ray Fillet back to their lair and made him feel welcomed. Bandit taking Juniper's advice went back to his home to see his parents. Upon seeing them, his mother ran towards him and embraced him followed by his dad. Bandit smiled and shed tears of joy knowing they really did miss him and accepted him mutant and all. The Rainbooms and the turtles went their separate ways, but would always know their paths were always destined to cross again.