Never Alone

by SoloBrony

Sass Back part 2

"The only reason they left you with your wings was so you can buzz off."

I smirked. "Canterlot called; they want you to move there so they can feel better about themselves."

The filly huffed. "Fillies like you should get their mouths washed out with soap!"

I grinned slyly. "You've got some weird fantasies."

She recoiled. "I never!"

"Well I do all the time; what, can't handle it?"

"A mind as dark and twisted as yours isn't fit for polite company!"

"So? I haven't found any."

"You should learn to hold your disrespectful tongue!"

"Like this?" I stuck my tongue out at her.

The filly scoffed. "What do your parents think of your behavior?"

"They don't; that's better than you can say!"

She paused in shock. "You think of everypony around you as nothing but tools!"

"I dunno about everypony, but I definitely see a tool."

That got a smirk! "Not even the School of Friendship could cure your degenerate mind."

"Whereas they didn't even invite you."

"You're a nightmare!"

I snickered. "Sorry, you'll have to ask my mom about those."

The filly paused then, but pressed on. "It's a miracle a filly like you hasn't killed anypony."

"Does that mean you're here to tempt fate?"

"What brutishness!"

"It's a cultural thing; I'm from the real world."

Another smirk. "You're a villainous and cruel little reprobate!"

"You're just mad I wear it better."

She couldn't suppress a snicker. "How can you stand to be outside, ugly as you are?"

I grinned savagely. "I just make sure to stand next to ponies like you!"

At that she laughed openly, and I joined her. I heard a loud throat-clearing sound and glanced over to see Applebloom staring at the two of us.

"... What in the hay did Ah just witness?"

I laughed and gestured at the other filly. "Oh, Applebloom! Have you met Diamond Tiara?"

Author's Note:

It had to happen. No regrets.

Comments

[DracoLazarus]

That's one funny little scene. A sass-off !

[vren55]

*dies of laughter*

[SoloBrony]

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Glad you two enjoyed it! Not everything can be high drama, hah.

[honeyhoneyhoney]

Yay.

[Cackling Moron]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

And yeah this is just fun, big fan of this.

[vren55]

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So you just went for low humor instead?

[SoloBrony]

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It's a story about a kid! I just want to cover her life, ups and downs and shenanigans and tomfoolery.

[Nyronus]

"So? I haven't found any."

SAVAGE

PERK

ACTIVATED

She paused in shock. "You think of everypony around you as nothing but tools!"

"I dunno about everypony, but I definitely see a tool."

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I laughed and gestured at the other filly. "Oh, Applebloom!  Have you met Diamond Tiara?"

HYPE OBTAINED

[Sylica telca]

Yay friends

[Zizi Tachyon]

I'd like to see more of Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow performing the schoolyard bully equivalent of a diss battle. All in good fun, of course.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Damn, that was igood. :D Ah, Cozy Glow. Meet your... inferior prototype, I guess?

[GMBlackjack]

I laughed and gestured at the other filly. "Oh, Applebloom! Have you met Diamond Tiara?"

This was amazing. I have no words. This was… absolutely hilarious. I had no idea what was going on and I loved every minute of it.

In a more serious note, this story is very disjointed, even compared to The Hero. It’s lost a lot of cohesion. Which lowers it in my book from being great to just “fun” with “drama” thrown in.

-GM, master of the diss.

[SoloBrony]

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We'll have to agree to disagree on that, I'm afraid. It all links together, but it isn't meant to be a single theme.

[Frazzle2Dazzle]

"... What in the hay did Ah just witness?"

I’d like to know that, as well.

[Herald of Opera]

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I had no idea what was going on and I loved every minute of it.

I figured out what the punchline would be midway through, but it was still great.