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Extra cheese. Hold the mayo.


Twilight falls head over heels for a sandwich artist.

It's just unfortunate that the object of her affection seems to hate her for some reason.

Sex tag for saucy situations and innuendo.
Profanity tag for a healthy helping of swearing.
Romance tag for a love as empty as the calories at Subway.
Comedy tag for the joke that is my taste in music.

Chapters (3)
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Comments ( 31 )

Adagio smiled and leaned in close. Her breath smelled sweet—like honey mustard. "Fuck. No."

This was a delectable line :heart:

Really liking this Adagio so far!

Makes me wonder if this is before or after Extra Nerdy Twilight moved to Canterlot High or not. Post Rainbow Rocks for sure.

It's indicating that this is when she's in college. Specifically, her first year. So, not only after she transferred, but after she graduated as well.

I'm guessing that in this version, Twilight is aware of the sirens, but not of their names or human forms. Hence, why she didn't recognize Adagio or Sonata. It's going to be awkward when she finds out. Although finding out will also more explain why Adagio was hating her so much before they even met.

I'm also guessing the "no suitors" sign is something that was added solely due to Adagio and the interest that so many take in her.

I’m hooked.

More pls :twilightblush:

I must say, putting Twilight in the drivers seat in this type of story is interesting and also kudos for making her more of a social and forward being than most other stories. I am putting a fat following tag on this.

But freshman fifteen? What is that?

Supposedly, when a person starts college, they'll gain fifteen pounds during their first year.

Huh. Never heard of that, thanks!

Tracking this one for sure.

I'm also sitting here pondering the apropos of your user name to the story title.

>Hold the mayo.

My guy.

I wish more people wrote Adagio and Aria like this. There's so much venom in every line between them, it's fantastic :heart: And Adagio's bit with Blueblood, I really liked too--it seems a relatively popular choice in fanfiction for Adagio to be quite promiscuous, but I quite like her being pragmatic about it, so her having gone after Blueblood mostly to nick his stuff was a choice I can really get behind.

Quite enjoying this so far, in other words. Hope to see more soon!

Welp, Bluey here lost big time, what a waste ¬¬.

It took me a moment to figure out why the line breaks were food icons.

Then a man on fire jumped off the roof and into the pool, smashing everyone nearby including Twilight.


Something tells me this give me a fun story, for me to enjoy

The fact that the Dazzlings can still manipulate people even without their magic is impressive, but what is hilarious about this whole thing is that Twilight has this weird fetish towards people being a bitch to her, I can't wait for more!!! :rainbowlaugh:

I love everything about this story :raritystarry:

corporate doublespeak for sammich maker.

"That was when Twilight knew she was in love."

That was also the moment I feel in love with this story.

Comment posted by FaniC0rn deleted Mar 8th, 2020

Twilight had come to the grim conclusion that Adagio was straight, and there was no way she could do anything about that. She thought about just grabbing Sunset and leaving. However, Sunset seemed to be smoking something with a girl with long purple twin-tails in the backyard pool area. She decided to wait it out, lest she risk the effects of secondhand smoke.

Sunset, what are you doing with Aria Blaze? Is there more that we should know?

So what's going on with this fic? Is it dead?

Keeping an eye on this.

Hopefully it's still being worked on.


I absolutely need to see where this goes.

So ... whens the next chapter coming out is it coming next week, next month or what?

This was much too good. Every character, even when they conflicted, managed to be the one whose side you were on in that moment (except Blueblood, obviously). I'm presuming the man on fire was Sonata's doing?

pleace, keep writing
you doing great

I love the fact this story's alive and had an update.

I hate that it's become a 'sirens are nasty assholes and X (in this case Twilight) is a gullible patsy' trope. I sincerely hope it's not going to continue on the Adagio gaslights Twilight into becoming her walking credit card line like it seems to be.

Other than that, the characterisations were spot on, the story was easy to read and it flowed well.

Glad to see this updating again and hope it continues for as long as you can.

Loving it so far and I'm excited to see where to it goes from here. Oh and hope you're safe during these times.

That's three chapters in a row that have established and confirmed this as the freshest and most entertaining siren story seen in years, with the sharpest characterisation. The bisexual line had me in stitches, and the Spice Girls reference...

The long gaps between updates are painful, but whatever you're doing is working, so this is absolutely the way to go on. Thanks for writing!

I'm not terribly concerned. Twilight may be a bit naive here, but she doesn't seem like a sucker.

Super hyped to see this get an update, and it continues to be gold!

This was a nice mirror surprise to wake up to today. Had to give myself a little refresher which I didn't mind at all. I'm really curious now, exactly what is adagio planning. We all know she plans big, so there's no way she'd just decide to milk Twilight for a dine-n'dash. If it possible she literally going to try to see how badly she can milk her while not even trying to pretend she's not using her. I want to know.
Also, the amount of sarcasm you write this with is excellent.

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