• Member Since 18th Sep, 2011
  • offline last seen February 14th

Ezn


Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

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A collection of flash-fiction stories about ponies, ranging in tone from weird slice-of-life to speculative tales of possible future Equestrias.

Chapters (13)
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Dear Ezn,

Get your butt on Thity Minute Ponies so you have incentive to do this thing more often, because I heart your flash fiction.

Yours fist-shakingly,
Arcainum.

... What does contraband mean again?













Also, what just happened?:rainbowhuh:

Why can I see this happening?


Also, if Pegasi and Unicorns having kids thta were alicorns eventually made those 2 races extinct, does that mean that the only ponies left were alicorns and earth ponies? If so, Earth ponies for the win.



Although if it became weird for pegasi/unicorns to date other pegasi/unicorns, wouldn't their races still be alive due to Unicorn/Pegasi- Earth pony couples?

Spooky. Was the pony the grim reaper?

Even though the 'What if Discord won?' alternate universe is overused, you really made it work here.:pinkiehappy:

....... ponies in boxes, displayed everywhere? Are they mummies? Is pinkie pie a mummy now?

Living toy ponies trying to get back to equestria? I swear I've heard that somewhere before... Oh well, these shorts are so magnificent, and I've commented on every one!

Ezn

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Dear Arcainum,

"Love and Duty" was written for prompt #80, and I'll try to do more when I can. But thank you very much for the compliment!

Yours comment-replyingly,
Ezn

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Living toy ponies trying to get back to equestria? I swear I've heard that somewhere before...

I wrote this one when someone pointed out how an MLP/Toy Story crossover would be a pretty damn good idea in the StoryForge on /fic/. Wouldn't mind seeing other peoples' take on it.

Thanks for all the comments!

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Well, I was actually refering to a story where the toy ponies swap places with the real ponies, and the real ponies have to live in a world much bigger than themselves. I didn't actually read it, but I read the description.

So, they're all unicorns and alicorns? I guess this has something to do with 'forced evolution'.

Aw shit, what a great piece. Bravo.

Though a fic involving Trixie meeting Kanye is already in the process of being written, I can completely imagine this being Trixie having a prophetic nightmare in the prologue.

Imma let you finish, but Ezn is the best FIM short writer OF ALL TIME! (and space)

interesting. Very interesting. Someone should write some stories set in this universe.

Whoa...this is so creepy...

Sweetie Belle waved. "I-I'm really happy for me getting this award, but 'My Great Dark Twisted Power Fantasy' is the greatest rap album of all time!"
Trixie grinned, showing all her golden teeth. "AWW YEAH!"

I see what you did there....

Heh, nice. Reminds me of that one scene in The BFG by Roald Dahl.

Now for some riffin'!

Bunnies and geese and goats and butterflies and tortoises and turtles and buzzards
Aren't buzzards birds of prey?
and hardeedars
Well Har-Dee-Har.
and kangaroos and koalas.
MARSUPIALS!
And platypusbears
wut.
and dragoturkeys
What.
and even parasprites
Whyyyyyy?
– but nice, friendly parasprites that were just cute and didn't eat everything
You mean an adorable pet I'd never have to bother feeding? SWEET.

Hope you enjoyed my little riffing segment!

Was Sweetie belle kidnapped by a muppet? because I didn't understand this.

I like the first joke. The rest was weird, but funny.

:rainbowhuh:

Okay, I think this is the weirdest ship that I've ever seen anyone actually write.

And the award for the single weirdest shipping IN THE UNIVERSE goes to "Brief Glimpses: An Anthology" for the chapter "Finished" in which Photo Finish is madly in love with Star Swirl the Bearded.

:coolphoto: ♫ I'm in love with Star Swirl the Bearded. There's a problem, he's centuries dead.

Ezn

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*bows*

1866872
I was actually thinking of "Mystery".

Ezn

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>platypusbears
Here.
>dragoturkeys
Here.

Both are pretty rad cartoons.

Ezn

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Mission accomplished.

Ezn

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In hindsight, Gonzo was a pretty dumb name for a griffon.

1867671
I think that's an understatement.

1867666
I don't watch avatar, and I've never even heard of the other one.

Did you like my riffing though?
Also, why has it been marked as complete for a while, but you keep adding more?

Ezn

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Yeah, it was cool, thanks. =)

And it was marked complete because I am a silly pony. I've changed it back to incomplete. Thanks for pointing that out.

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Youre welcome. i'm reading 'finished' now.

I retract my earlier statement that platypusbears were wut. This,this is truly the definition of wut.

Yes, you do win Fan fiction forever. There is nothing that can touch this.

DIS SHIT KEEPING IT REELZ! ENDING APPROVED.
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AIN'T NOPONY GETTING SUED TODAY!
MAYBE!

HAVE A FAV FREE O'CHARGE.

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what in the crap? XD

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Wow. I am really impressed by this.

That was absolutely WONDERFUL!

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Man, this really needs to be expanded. D:

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ohhh, okay

I got it by the end :B

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My G1 knowledge is failing me. What did they capture? D:

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

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what the fuck

that was brilliant

Also, I like how this collection begins with "First Impressions" and ends with "Finished".

This is officially the strangest ship.

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