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GorisTheDeathclaw


Yep.

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thats just great son

Yeah.
I expected that.

Well, it could be worse...

Awesome Morrowind reference is awesome. :twilightsmile:

Yay! He did my request!

- Your Changeling ambassador, Viper

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After reading: Ow, owowowowowowowow

1131545 why did he do a request done 1 fic ago but took 4 fics to do derpy?

1131597 You ask me like I know.

Odd, yet entertaining. A like for you my good sir!

1131518
I was hoping someone would get the reference. :pinkiehappy:

1131545
:raritywink:

1131597
Because writing one of these for Derpy turned out to be super-hard (lol super-hard). I'm still not really happy with how the Derpy one turned out. :ajsleepy:

1131662 Yeah the strap on was a bit contrived and felt like a Deus Ex Machina used for being too lazy to figure a good idea. Kind of like the dildo felt in Sound Wave

I haven't read the story yet, but something tells me that I'm going to enjoy failing here.

EDIT: Oh god, I don't know what to think anymore.

LOLOLOLOLOL
Enough said.

Oh hey a new story...
DEAR GOD IT'S BY GORIS
Le read

hivemind?

does chrysalis use hypno-polen?

Man, this is one unlucky bastard.

*after reading fic* ...

How can changellings drain love if going to bed whit them is so painful?

They see her trollin, they lovin. He wants to make love with her? :facehoof: He was trolled:trollestia:

Should have used a protection spell, if you know what I mean.:moustache:

Sorry but after the derpy one all others fail to meet expectations

“I thought you knew Changelings had spiked vaginas?” she asks.

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The Gelgamek Vagina is three feet wide, and has razor sharp teeth!

I expected him to try to make love to the holes her hoof. I was wrong.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
shit just got shittier

or

the shittiness hath been doubled

Huh. Well. Expected a bit more I must say :applejackconfused:

Fallout, Morrowind, and Adventure Time references? Really? :P

1131725
The more you know... :trollestia:

1131974
I think normally they'd just do it magically or something. At least, that's the impression I got from the show. Unless the changelings were gonna rape everyone in Canterlot... :pinkiesick:

1133039
Being in the depths of tiredness and boredom can make you write interesting things. :pinkiecrazy:

1133230
Aw, that would have been funny. I think I missed an opportunity there. :ajsleepy:

1134588
Yeah, I got really carried away with my BRILLIANT AWARD-WINNING DEPICTION of the desert and subsequent waking up in the changeling hive that I didn't leave much room for the actual joke. :pinkiesad2:

1135165
Really! :pinkiehappy:

1135227
I think I suggested the holes idea myself as well. Live and learn, you still have a lot of characters to go through :rainbowlaugh:

"Oh great. Sidequests. No way."
:rainbowlaugh:

Doom damn you Deathclaw! This is almost as frustrating as that time Richards didn't invite me to the Christmas party...

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3A

Ooo this'l be good

3A

Ooo this'l be good

:Edit owowowowowow:pinkiesick:

I have a feeling that this is going to become a bit more often:ajsmug:

They should really adjust second person clopfics for female also.:rainbowhuh: I'm sick of having a cock in fanfics, im not supposed to.

I got a few laughs out of it, so it was worth the read.
Thanks, Goris :twilightsmile:

Hey oral could still wor at least she's not like that damn Griffon

Ouch! Ouch ouch ouch.....but well, that's what you get for suggesting something like that to a queen...
:coolphoto:

Hmmm...Spiked vagina you say? Have you ever watched "Teeth"? Cuz this remids me of that.

Oh well. I am officially afraid of vaginas now. Good day.

Really needs to learn to control that anger around all powerful beings lol :pinkiecrazy:

I am not sure whether I should downvote for the bullshit, or upvote because he was sent back.:applejackunsure:

Bullshit vs. Character death. Namely character I somehow dislike.:facehoof:

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