The New Guard

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LucarioFan2066

LucarioFan2066 #1 · Jan 2nd, 2020 · 7 · ·

make your rounds once an hour, checking to see all the cages are still securely locked

Let me guess, this is because Cerberus utterly failed to keep Tirek in that one time and NOPONY KNEW ABOUT HIS ESCAPE UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE, right?
...Celestia and Luna couldn't have put a damn sensor on the door, linked to a magical alarm that would alert them if an inmate escaped? Lazy flanks...

Ditritus

Ditritus #2 · Jan 2nd, 2020 · · ·

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You would have had a point if the captain said, that there is no system like this in place. In real Prisons there are systems like this and real guards. Can be the same here. After all, every system was made by a person and therefore has flawes you can exploit. Magic probably falls in the same category.

Isseus

Isseus #3 · Jan 2nd, 2020 · 1 · ·

10014907 Well it's a place where people are kept in tiny cages with no furnishing or toilet, and apparently nowhere to get food either, so I think the lack of pony guards would have been an afterthought in what is basically an Equestrian Vernichtungslager.

Golden Fang Ryu Shenron

Golden Fang Ryu Shenron #4 · Jan 3rd, 2020 · 7 · ·

She dimpled and said, "I'm your new girlfriend, Cozy Glow. Pleased to meet you, Mister Caramel!"

Caramel is so screwed!

DTavs exe

DTavs exe #5 · Jan 4th, 2020 · 2 · ·

Legal age? ight imma head out

ShadowSpectrumSwordtails

ShadowSpectrumSwordtails #6 · Jan 4th, 2020 · 1 · ·

10014907
The storied good. But it lacks some of the more juicy details.

AetherToast

AetherToast #7 · Jan 4th, 2020 · 2 · ·

10015703
Well you are technically correct there.

Golden Fang Ryu Shenron

Golden Fang Ryu Shenron #8 · Jan 4th, 2020 · · ·

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Sort of in a good way, but mostly in bad way.

Mocha Star

Mocha Star #9 · Jan 21st, 2020 · 1 · ·

Image source? For... reasons.

WhispersInTheDark

WhispersInTheDark #10 · Jan 22nd, 2020 · · ·

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I sent you a link to my copy...it's pretty graphic.

Moonlight_Mist

Moonlight_Mist #11 · Jan 25th, 2020 · · ·

10014683
Regulations exist as a consequence of previously unforeseen problems. The progression of systems in that regard has only ever been a huge fucking mess of a patch job. Patches upon patches upon patches, all of which fix holes in security and/or safety at a very local level because a complete overhaul of such systems would be a very time-intensive and resource-heavy project. No one wants to have to take responsibility for such a sink of time and money on the chance things would have worked better if they stuck with the patchwork.

Also, the cage is probably new.

WhispersInTheDark

WhispersInTheDark #12 · Jan 26th, 2020 · · ·

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Aye, I'd better chime in here.

Cozy is by herself because after years of driving him completely batshit crazy Tirek finally demanded she be set somewhere far, far away from him. The jailors complied only for the sake of peace. And since she'd do the same to any other prisoners, she was placed in an alcove by herself. Which also explains why she was so eager to meet anypony that came to visit her.

Wereowl9