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My Little Ponies Hitler Stories tells stories about how ponies tried to assinate the Furor himself, Adept Hitler, but can they succeed, or will Hitler assassinate himself before they can? Tune in and fine out!

Cover art is by passiveusererwinwoz.

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Comments ( 30 )

The real warcrime was the nine exclamation points in the short description.

Furor

Should be spelled Führer.

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Oh no.

10089216
That's just how exciting and new the idea is!!!!!!!!

Hm.

Hm.

Ok. I'm gonna sit and wait, not for an update to the story, but the inevitable long comment that's fun to read that spawns from these types of stories.

I can only quote your username.

What did I just read?

*Adolf, not Adept.

How can so many people vote that killing HITLER is bad?!

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I don't think that is the reason the dislike ratio is so drastic. Even though I haven't read the story myself.

What the fuck did I just read?!:applejackconfused:

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Zey vill all be sent to ze gulags!

"Ve must hold ze line!" the Nazi commander said in German. "Zey cannot reach ze fuhrer!"

I love how the Nazis are speaking their native language but they're still written as having heavy accents.

Comment posted by Uber deleted Feb 18th, 2020

"Vhat is it?!" cried the commander in his funny accent. "Speak or be sent to ze gulags!"

That's Stalin not Hitler I believe.

Also, can I HAVE what your smoking?

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Jesus H. Christ, where do I begin?

First of all, you misspelled a bunch of words wrong, including "Führer" and Hitler's own name multiple times. His name was Adolf Hitler.

Second, the time period makes no God damned sense. Germans did NOT use M60s, as those weren't invented until the 1950s. Nor did they use AK47s (1947). Most of them would be carrying SMGs (MP series) or handguns (Mauser C96 usually). The Navy SEALs didn't exist until 1988, so how could Shining Armor be a former SEAL? Aside from the "recipe" for Semtex being laughably wrong, that wasn't around until 1964. Did the ponies fucking time travel or what? And if so, why would they choose to assassinate Hitler in the middle of the fucking war? Just go back and shoot him at art school. And speaking of wrong time period don't even get me started on Connect Four.

Third, nothing else makes any God damned sense. Why are they in Germany? Where are they? Why are they trying to assassinate Hitler? How did ponies even get involved? Why would the Germans shoot down at reinforced concrete? That's just asking for eyes full of flying shrapnel and debris. And why are the ponies just running at mounted machine guns and dying at the beginning? What, are they trying to beat the enemy by making them run out of bullets? Also, Hitler didn't have any children, let alone three.

The list could go on, but if I picked apart everything you did wrong, my comment would be longer than this story.

Please, for the love of fuck, do some research before you write in a historical setting. This is an embarrassment to history buffs, and you should feel bad.

Hitler did NAZI that coming heheheheeeeee

I did the impossible to this story. Yw babe

Das ist güd, nein?

The answer, is NO.

I’d upvote, but that defeats the purpose of this story, so have a downvote instead.

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I Followed you just to un-Follow you.

Every AR15 went off at once, and bullets went in the ground as the sound of a hundred AK47s firing 50 caliber Full Metal Jacket rounds filled the seismic radar room.

Those where not in ww2.

oh dear lord someone actually did what i did but went further with it than just hitler in equestria

now the ponies are trying to assassinate him

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The mass spelling mistakes and the incorrect information in this story has me screaming in confusion

I’m literally shaking and crying right now, I KNOW that the ponies from the hit show “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” wouldn’t assassinate Adolf fucking Hitler.

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