Good job. I am looking forward to this.

Hello, I’m Andrew Eugene Shepherd. The first human to make it to Equestria, the world of talking magic ponies. I’m also the first modern human to try to make it a home.

Wait, so is there no Rainbow Road in this universe, or does he not know about it?

Edit: You know what, stupid question since I think the other stories in this will all be one offs or possibly connected stories. Don't bother answering since it's probably irrelevant to the other one offs.

That last part what Celestia said reminded me of a different character saying it but I cannot remember who; it’s not from MLP but a different franchise or movie.

(...)Twilight pushed me up against the nearest wall, her nose still pressed against mine. “You must have problems!”
“I-I do! I do!” I insisted. “But nothing to do with friendship!”
“You HAVE. TO HAVE. A PROBLEM. I CAN SOLVE!” She bellowed, her eyes twitching in opposite directions. “NOW GIVE ME IT!”

"A crazy purple pony who I thought was a friend, physically assaulted me today!"

"WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?"

"It's happening right now!"

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew...you silly Human. Never stick your dick in crazy.

That story cover tho...

I am entertained

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You're assuming that Twilight "Gravity is my bitch" Sparkle gave him a choice in the matter. She's very persuasive and she can reposition you easily enough if you don't move fast enough. Add that to the fact that she wasn't exactly in her right mind and you have an excellent case of "I need an adult!"

Princess Celestia looked over the scroll a few more times. She looked over the pictures. She raised an eyebrow.

“Well… I certainly never taught her that.”

Have my like if only for that one last bit!
Hilarious!
ANOTHER!
*throws down mug*

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Now what's wrong with that????

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This series is also partially in response to people complaining Shepherd is too passive. He can dominate in other arenas...

“Well… I certainly never taught her that.”

Rarity and her smut collection taught her that.

Hilarious start and am looking forward to more.

Most excellent.

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I mean, it's great... but not good for either party in the long term.

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Well... you're not wrong...

... BUT LET'S DO IT ANYWAY!

Damn Andrew, you have been pumping out a lot of content lately

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Making up for lost time. Though if I'm being honest, a lot of these things were ideas I hadn't gotten around to writing. I have an enormous amount of stuff I haven't converted into usable readable form.

Hey Caboose?

Yes?

Don't ever stick your D*** in crazy.

I have no idea what that means.

I know.....

Harkness Test.

Please support the official release.

I once heard Hasbro makes more money from MLP:FiM merchandise than they do from the actual show, so they don't mind 'as much' when people torrent it or share clips.

“All right… What’s wrong?” I asked. Twilight trembled, near tears.

Might also be a remnant from Discord, since he never actually 'Discordified' her; she became colourless all on her own. That kind of mental trauma - falling into depression without being effectively hypnotised first - couldn't have just vanished completely when Celestia abused Spike by making him vomit out scroll after scroll; the 'chaos' from not following a weekly schedule exactly must have brought her mental trauma to the surface.
I pin some of Twilight's Lesson Zero insanity on this, and some on her natural schedule-keeping being disrupted.

but he was able to discipline me show me how my anxiety was unwarranted.

This sentence is quite awkwardly phrased; rewrite?
"but he was able to show me how my anxiety was unwarranted"?

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Fixed it. That does sound better.

Princess Celestia looked over the scroll a few more times. She looked over the pictures. She raised an eyebrow.

“Well… I certainly never taught her that.”

Was that a freaking Fievel Goes West reference!? If so, that's AMAZING!

I just found this story and its off to a good start.

"Having hands has made me a very handy person to have around Ponyville." Lols