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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer

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Big Macintosh was as straight as an arrow.

See, I never understood this comparison. Arrows are quite flexible.
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"Why do we even have these?"

"Well... we wanted cows to be smart enough that gryphons wouldn't eat them, but not so smart they'd ask to be paid to have their tits yanked. Problem was they forgot where and how to..."

"Oh. Uh... wait, what?"

"It didn't work of course. But they don't seem to mind being eaten apparently."

......

Meanwhile in a restaurant in The Gryphon Republic...


"I'm telling you dear, its fine."

The pegasus mare sitting across from her gryphon crossed her forelegs and glared at her mate as he made marks on the cows hide of where he wanted his cut.

"Its not damn it! You're eating a sapient being! And you, how are you fine with this!"

Pausing in his work, the gryphon looked worriedly at his mare.

"Um... love, sweetie, please don't..."

"Don't you want to live?"

The cow slowly looked up, her smile frozen now in a rictus of madness.

"Live?"

"Oh fuck me..."

"LIVE?!"

Bolting to the mare, the cow grabbed her by the shoulders and began shaking her.

"WHAT IS LIFE! I JUST WANNA DIE! EXISTENCE IS PAIN TO COWS YOU FEATHERED CUNT!"

Taking a shaking step back, the cow fell back on her rump, clutching her head in her forehooves.

"I HAD MY FUCKING CALF DAMN IT! I DID MY PART, I JUST WANT IT ALL TO END!"

As the cow began to rock back and forth, a gryphoness walked up, wielding a blood splattered bat.

"Damn it all... Every time a pony comes around..."

Feels good to have Flutters be the competent badass for once.

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In the context of the above story, I feel like I'm not really in a position to pass judgement. But still...
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You have no one to blame but yourself:pinkiecrazy:

Rack em up lets play again:trollestia:

And of course feel free to tell me to fuck off if I go to far:twilightsmile:

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You have no one to blame but yourself

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Let me be abundantly clear: The Dark & Non-Con tags are well-earned in this story. Proceed accordingly.

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And the Pulitzer Prize goes to... :rainbowlaugh:

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I am the William Faulkner of MLP:trollestia:

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I'm hardly familiar with his works, so I'd say that sounds about right. :derpytongue2: (Don't judge me, it sounded funny in my head!)

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That's a good part of what made "Flash Fog" so good. It was a well-written journey of character development into flutter-competence and bad-assery.

Shame there isn't more Alpha Maaaaaarrrrrr Flutters around that hasn't just been self-parodies coming from FR threads on 4chan.

Shakes, why? It was a good story, but bad touch, stranger danger. But also :yes:. Cleanse the Everfree.

.......Hentai logic aside, I'm legitimately curious what sort of biological/evolutionary purpose such an organism serves. Like, what does the plant get out of it? Does it mix its own DNA with the male's sperm and force the female to give birth to its baby rapevines? Seems like an overly-complicated and externally-dependent method of reproduction. Sorry rapevines, natural selection probably won't be selecting you.

.....I mean, Fluttershy's got that taken care of anyway, but still.

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In a world of magic, gods and chaos deities, does there need to be a natural reason?

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Considering the only ones we've ever seen were planted by Discord, he likely created them from normal vines. Or nothing. Or an ice cream cone.

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You are confusing straightness with hardness. Just because it's straight does not mean it's not pliable. Rope can be straight but it bends easily, and a metal rod can have curved shape but you would hardly bend it.

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force the female to give birth to its baby rapevines? Seems like an overly-complicated and externally-dependent method of reproduction.

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"I feel so attacked right now." - Xenomorph Queen

Everfree do be like that sometimes

Comment posted by Perpetually Confused deleted Dec 15th, 2019

A real "Kill it with fire" moment ehh? Kinda wondering why Fluttershy didn't burn em' down after her own encounter.

Flutter get the Flamer
The
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Flammer

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She would be terrified to face these things again, until her friends fell into harm's way (despite her warnings) and she finds the courage within herself to do what she should have done long ago.
Fluttershy's mentality is: "If you come at me, I'm gonna be a scared coward. But if you come after my friends... there is no force in this world that will save you from my wrath."

incestuish artificial insemination

Never thought 3 words would intrigue me and hook me this hard.

I see a featured story on fimfic involving gRape vines, Big Mac, and Applejack.

My first question: Is it incest?

I open the fic and see the author is Shakespearicles.

My answer is found.

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Never thought 3 words would intrigue me and get me this hard.

Bonus shycest! :yay:

Coming back to see whats been going on the... Aww, people are being polite and it hasn't completely devolved into a clusterfuck. The Internet has failed in the two things its made to do:raritydespair:

Ah well...

Now, if you want legitimate criticism Shakes... eh, its not one of your better works. Mind I realize you get whats on the tin here and it was an idea you wanted to get out, but it wasn't my cup of tea. Not bad, but I'm not all that into porn in all honesty. I more enjoyed your "serious" works truth be told

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To answer your question, they made cows good enough for government work:rainbowwild:


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Bucking for another ban hey love? Also can I just say the irony is palpable given your user pic.

Fuck you cunts! I am better then you!!!!

I see your participation awards have done much to bolster your self esteem:unsuresweetie:

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Simple, yet ignored far too often.

Comment posted by Fracturedheart deleted Dec 18th, 2019

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I don't do gifs sorry. But I am sure I deserve the meaning of it. I have been a nasty plothole as of late.

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Comment posted by Perpetually Confused deleted Dec 19th, 2019

What do you mean you don't do it? We all do it, we love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again.

As to what you said...yes. Now take that, and... hold on, get ready for it, pregnant children and young women should not be on this train of thought, here we go!

Don't do that


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Well miss Morph maybe you'd have more friends if you quite drolling and making high impact sexual advances on people.

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See below post. Sorry about the spam Shakes:twilightblush:

Once again your story and its comment section are a delight. Come for the literature, stay for the ensuing philosophical/evolutionary/biology/societal debate to follow.

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I've always said, I have the smartest fans.

I'd like to sue for the trauma, but since I read the disclaimer at the start, It's my own fault.

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