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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
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oh no
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Oh yes
Why do I sense shenanigans will be ahoof here?
Oh, Sunburst has his work cut out for him...
Also, seriously, Starlight. Pop the question. Goodness knows he'll never think to.
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Maybe because that's usually the case?
Oh for god's sake. XD
...how much older is Precious Gem than Flurry Heart?
This won't end well
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About a year or two, if I recall correctly. As for Rough Diamond, the difference is a few weeks.
Ooooooooh this is going to be good
I imagine that Gryphon egg is a long-term investment: they're hoping the "orphan" growing up in the palace will end up in a position of wealth and influence as an adult, so his relatives can then move to the Crystal Empire and sponge off of him or her.
I know those movies
They're all fucking stupid...but I love them anyway.
Years from now Flurry will look back on this moment and nearly die of embarrassment when she realizes the talk of fishing was a series of less and less subtle innuendos.
The empire has now to survive it's worse enemy... A teenaged Flurry
At least Cadence has a good reason for worrying, even if she didn't stop to think that it'd likely be worse if that happened with an older Flurry. Sure, less hormones would be in play, but there'd be way more frustration and delayed development involved.
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Please, she's a mare. Guys are the ones who don't get squat their entire lives, girls are practically trained for that. If anything she's the one doing the innuendo.
Not to mention that teenage guys can't do suave if their lives depend on it. At least it'd be considerably obvious, if not painfully so.
I have to say, from an entertaining, and character building, point of view, the fight scene was pretty cool.
From a martial arts POV, it was rather . . . Yikes. XD
I am so looking forward to more of this!
this shows potential
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Maybe Grampa actually planted a griffon "orphan" in every important court. If anything, they might serve as a spy network.
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He wanted to show her his shark, huh?
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Eh, making innuendos is a unisex thing, I'd say.
A teenage Flurry Heart...?
FBI OPEN UP!
I WAS JUST READING IT!
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my thots exactly
(Did I say that outloud?)
FBI OPEN UP
COPPA ... We be boned...
Great start, looking forward to the next chapter.
Poor Sunburst, can't catch a break with all these crazy, powerful mares after him. I like how you wrote Flash in this chapter, he seems really competent at this job, and Flurry isn't just a dumb teenager, she has a good head on her shoulders, for the most part at least. Can't wait to see where this goes!
From a nice boi, to a scary captain who yearns for blood and embraces death like its his mother, Flash has become more scary.
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I might have been channeling Sam Vimes when writing Flash here, if Sam Vimes was into conspiracy theories. As for Sunburst, he knows he's in trouble when the least powerful mare in his life can change weather with her mind (I assume Flurry is slightly less powerful than Starlight, though it's a matter of a few years before she gets full alicorn powers. Starlight is also somewhat more subtle with her magic. Usually).
Their military is unbelievably soft if nearly shooting a superior officer only gets a few curses thrown at you.
It always bugs me when people combine real world terms,slurs, and items with Equestria. It ruins the immersion and makes the story feel amateur.
Abit of a tip: If you want to keep your audience immersed, stick to equestrian logic and terms. Hell, I'd be fine if you replaced weed with Poison Joke since its often used as the "weed substitute" in mlp fanfiction. If you want to have your characters curse, that's also fine but make the slurs something akin to what would be said in their universe. this is one of my stories (Sweetie Bell's Small Problem) so you can see a reference of curse words I often use or hell, almost any of my stories written in the last 4yrs would work.
Please tell me Shining knows Flash's as dense as a bag of bricks and about half as smart.
No matter if he does, Flurry's in for one wacky puberty.
A true pothead always has a backup stash and a backup backup stash.
You forgot to put either your or the after for.
I'm guessing he called him a faggot and his female family members whores...just reminds me of when my cousins come over.
Yeah Ok. You keep thinking that Mad Eye Moody.
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IKR
Let some dumbass pull some shit like that in the army we'll be hearing about the unidentified body they just found.
Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in a while. Thanks for reminding me of it.
Probably should be plural
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She spent most of her life reading and smoking weed, no wonder she drops phrases like this
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Precious probably grows it somewhere. It's a big library, after all.
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His parents are crystal nobility, so he's kinda hard to punish (also, no one aside from Flash really suspects him – most ponies know he's rather dense. Actually, I didn't think of implying inbreeding going on among local nobles, but I did write in some later chapter that the Crystal Empire has a relatively small population...)
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It may be hard to suspect, many ponies share this trait with him, I'm afraid...
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(I did kinda enjoy Pen Pals back in the day. The less I say about the sequel the better, though).
Eh, a matter of taste. For example, I find a large amount of horse words and puns in the text pretty distracting. Also, bringing real world items into Equestria? I mean, like the show did? Half of the things ponies have, starting with door knobs and mugs are just not suited for hooves, yet hardly anyone finds it immersion-breaking.
Also, nice story plug, but futa is not really my thing
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Wouldn't surprise me. My uncle grows his in his spare bedroom. And his attic. And his garage.
The author is listed as Shel Silverstein. IDK if that is THE Shel Silverstein
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Still I would assume you wouldn’t be allowed on the firing range after nearly hitting a fellow soldier...or that they would move their firing range to a place where that is less likely to be an occurrence.
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Well, I guess there's usually nothing wrong with the range, but it wasn't built with princesses who mess with the wind in mind. Also, Flash might start working on the "unidentified body" part soon...
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Dude, how about you write the way you want to write, and let others write the way they want to write. Each to their own. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.
That Gem guy is hopeless, and Sunburst might get laid by the end of this story!
Good job!
very interesting story so far keep it up
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I fear for Flurry's safety if Starlight thinks she's serious.
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Are you reading the same story, Flurry Heart would put Starlight down or take her too with Sunburst!
So... basically a normal game of any sport.
Uhhh...No...*quickly hides pride shirt*
I mean...he is a soldier. It's not exactly smart to sneak up on one. Even if you are there boss...and in their dreams.
Yeah I used to say the thing about guys. Now look at me
HA
...I don't think that's a better alternative bro.
Keep up the great work man.
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The Word of God says Flurry is a notch below Glim Glam.
This story is increasingly violent and sexually. I like it!
Keep up the good work!
Sheepran is literally one letter off from Sheepram. And you didn't go for it.
I can't say if I'm more disappointed or relieved.
Ah, I see. Twilight never dated Pony!Flash because he turned out to be a paranoid nutjob.
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Just like her! They'd get on together so well!
Great, great story. And yes, Frozen Eunuchs is a great band name.
This story is getting increasingly insane. I love it!
Eh