• Published 20th Nov 2019
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Unpleasant Correspondence 2 - StormLuna



Everything has come full circle and now it is Twilight who sends her protege to Ponyville. Needless to say, Luster isn't one bit happy about it.

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Special: Luster's Special Correspondence

Dear Iron Will,

Hi, my name is Luster Dawn and I heard that one time my mentor, Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle, was involved in a scandal involving Cadence and Flurry Heart. I have heard that initially it was thought she was the "father" but then a new set of cards claimed that was not so. I also know that at one time my mentor fucked her sister-in-law nonstop and I have seen pictures of Flurry and I think that the original set of cards were the truth because before Twilight got exclusive with her sister, I know that she was the lesbo ho of all lesbo hos and that she does know fertility spells. I think you should get them back on your show and do a paternity test, one that won't be manipulated by any outside forces because face it, Flurry Heart looks nothing like Shining Armor. Please consider my suggestion, I know it would make your ratings go even higher.

Twibitch's protege,

Luster Dawn


Dear Luster Dawn,

Iron Will thinks that is a splendid idea. Iron Will will contact the parties involved but right now Flurry is the ruler of the Crystal Empire and Cadence is the property of four very aggressive and possessive unicorns in Canterlot. Now Iron Will is certain Twilight will show up and he knows that you will come. This should make for quite the episode!

See all of you soon,

Iron Will


Shining Armor,

This is Iron Will and he is contacting you because there may have been a mess up with the cards in the paternity test and he needs you to come to the studio. Given that it is here in Manehattan, this should be no problem for you. After all, Equestria will truly want to know if you are really Flurry's father or if Twilight is.

See you Soon,

Iron Will


Iron Will,

For starters, you do know that Flurry is over 30 years old, right? You also do know that she is ruling in the Crystal Empire, right. I will go there but I know the results will be the same.

Shining Armor


Dear Princess Flurry Heart,

This is Iron Will and at one time there was a paternity test done regarding who your father is. Now in the end it was determined that Shining Armor was your father but Iron Will has received some inside information that may prove otherwise. Iron Will needs you to come to Manehattan as soon as possible so you can get the real answer.

See you Soon,

Iron Will


Iron Will,

What the fuck? You mean to tell me that Cadence, I mean Shining Armor might not be, like my father? Well I'll come and stuff but I do have royal duties y'know? I'll like get my royal advisor to handle things and stuff while I'm gone but I'm sure that the answers, I mean results will like, be the same.

Princess Flurry Heart


Dear Cadence,

This is Iron Will and he has a feeling that the first set of cards that were presented on his show over thirty years ago may have been incorrect. Iron Will needs you to come to Manehattan because a new paternity test is necessary. See you soon.

Sincerely,

Iron Will


Iron Will,

Hi, this is Colgate, Cadence's co-owner, dominating lover and master. Now I will allow her to come but I along with her other co-owners, lovers and masters will be coming along. She will also be wearing a horn cap AND I will be leading her around on a leash so she won't try any funny business, such as running to somepony who may try to take her away from us. Anyway, we shall see you soon.

Sincerely,

The owner of Cadence....Colgate


Dear Goddess-Queen Twilight,

This is Iron Will and he has some news that you may like. Iron Will has received some inside information that gives him reason to think that the first set of cards that were given to him on his show so long ago may have been the real set. Iron Will needs you to come to Manehattan for a second paternity test so everypony will know who Flurry's real "father" is. See you soon.

Iron Will


Iron Will,

Wait a minute, you mean I might be Flurry's daddy after all. This is fucking sweet but Starlight will be accompanying me because we can't go too long being apart without getting horrible separation anxiety and having a meltdown. We shall see you soon.

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle


Dear Celestia,

This is Iron Will and while he is not sure if you would care or not, he does have reason to believe that Flurry Heart may be your granddaughter so he is inviting you to an episode he will be taping soon involving a new paternity test involving your younger daughter and your niece. Let Iron Will know if you can make it, he hopes to see you soon.

Iron Will


Iron Will,

You bet I will come. This is going to be so hilarious. I do hope that Flurry really is my granddaughter. See you soon.

Celestia

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