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Equestria Girls Under The Red Hood - BROLY MUI



Red Hood gets sent after an unknown blast from Grodd to another universe which isn’t the past nor the future

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The Return of a Princess

Jason and the girls were walking down the halls of the school, still thinking about what just happened in the cafeteria. Rainbow was kicking her soccer ball up and down, and Pinkie was jumping and walking, as the others walked normally.

“Those three are definitely in possession of some kind of dark magic. How else could you explain what happened back there?” asked Sunset.

“Don't worry, y'all. We'll let Principal Celestia know all about this and those girls will be kicked to the curb in no time. Last thin’ she needs is another CHS event almost ruined by some power-crazed lunatic.” said AJ as she realized who was in her right.

“Er, no offense.” said AJ a little worried in herself.

“None taken.” said Sunset with a little sadness, just for Jason puts his hand in Sunset’s shoulder, making her smile a little again.

“Whatever this girls are, you girls should definitely not underestimate them, apart from the magic, something seems off about them.” said Jason while the girls walk to the Principal’s office.

(HELLOOOOOOOO BROTHERS, SINCE I AM FUCKING SUPER LAZY, QUICK RESUME UNTIL TWILIGHT ARRIVES TO CHS, IT ALL HAPPENS LIKE THE ORIGINAL STORY, JASON GETS EXTREMELY ANGRY AND WALKS AWAY WITH ANGER BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION, SUNSET FINDS A WAY TO CALL TWILIGHT, AND THAT’S THE ENTIRE RESUME, SORRY FOR THE WAIT)

Jason an the girls were extremely bored, Twilight wasn’t coming and they were in the sun as well. Jason was eating a Big Belly Burger, AJ and Pinkie were playing cards, Rarity and Fluttershy were painting their nails, Rainbow was bored with her ball and Sunset was with her book on his hands.

“It seems Twilight isn’t coming, is she?” asked Jason while he walks to the trashcan. When he got up, he hears something from behind and looks back, the portal was emerging energy, and very surprisingly, Twilight and Spike came out from it, but Twilight headbutt Jason’s dick. (No more kids for him now.)

(Jason is Tagoma and Twilight is Gotenks)

“TWILIGHT!!!” every girl scream while Sunset runs to help Twilight and Jason.

“I’m baaaack.” said Twilight with a small crack on her voice, she looks down and sees Jason with a lot of saliva in his mouth, basically knocked out.

“So THAT’S what you gonna do to make him shut up.” said Rainbow with a devilish smile, while Sunset helps Twilight to get up. The girls look at a knocked down Jason that was also drooling anime like, he regained his consciousness and started to get up slowly.

"You... own me... a new dick. Shit I think is bleeding, I think it really is bleeding oh god." Jason grabbed his d in pain, he stopped grabbing it and looked at Twilight angry. "Welcome back to Canterlot. hope you didn't just come here to headbutt my d. Did you found anything about The Dazzlings?"

"Yes, but we can't talk here, let's talk in Sugarcube Corner, ok?" everypne nodded after Twilight's question, Jason had a gun if something goes off.

Sugarcube Corner

The group arrived in Sugarcube Corner, everyone were talking about what happened after The Fall Formal, Twilight was now The Princess of Friendship and had her own castle, Jason told Twilight about the situation off being retired as The Red Hood for a while, and trying to live a normal life. Twilight saw a video of Rainbow transforming and was shocked, but explained the situation of that.

"So The Dazzlings are actually The Sirens, huh?" asked Jason catching Twilight's attention.

"Yeah, you know The Sirens?"

"Well, they are a little different to the ones of your world. The Sirens come from The Greek Mythology. They were dangerous creatures who lured nearby sailor Before Christ. They are exactly like The Dazzlings, they have enchanting and beautiful singing voices to shipwreck the Greeks. The only way to defeat them is if someone resists their beckoning."

"NERD ALEEEEEEERT!!!" screamed Rainbow Dash while I ignored her.

"Anywaaaaaaaay, then to defeat The Dazzlings, you girls have to overcome her voices, or break their necklace gems." Sunset realized why I said it.

"I understand you. When I asked one of them, I tried to touch it, but she grabbed my hand as a quick reaction, but it wasn't a quick reaction, she didn't want me to touch it. What if the gems those 3 girls have is what is giving them that Dark Magic?"

"Then we have to aim for that. Do any of you know where they will be?" asked Twilight, as Pinkie lifts her hands and finishes drinking her smoothie.

"There's a big party tonight for all the bands who signed up to be in the showcase! That would include the Dazzlings." the girls smiled while Jason stayed neutral, as Twilight cleans Pinkie's mouth.

"Looks like we've got a party to crash." said Twilight while Jason finished drinking his coke. They later arrive to the school, they could see everyone fighting and arguing. The group were acting normal while Jason was sleeping in a corner, we could see Flash about to throw a punch to Snips and Snails, but just regretted it and grabbed his juice punch to get more, just to crash into Twilight.

“Twilight?”

“Eh, bumped, into, always, doing?” asked Twilight as Flash was basically grabbing her but put her on her feet.

“What are you doing here? You came back for the big competition, right?” asked Flash very happy.

“Something like that.”

“Huh. Not that there's gonna be any real competition. No one here wants this as bad as my band does!” said Flash with pride, while Jason looked to the door, waking from his sleep and saw The Dazzlings entering. Jason a piece of paper, a small one and threw it at Twilight's hair. Twilight touches her back head and looked back just to see Jason leaning in a wall and pointing at The Dazzlings, as Twilight looks at them as well.

“Can you excuse me for just a minute?” Twilight and the girls walked to another place, Sunset saw Jason still leaning, as he made a gesture that he didn't actually cared for it.

"Keep going, I'm just in your way." said Jason while he grabbed a cup of punch.

“Oh, no! No one's mingling! It's like there's some kind of underlying tension that could bubble to the surface at any minute!” said Adagio while she had a worried fake tone, but obviously her comrades are stupid enough to fall for her fake voice.

“It's the fruit punch, isn't it? I knew I used too much grape juice!” said Sonata being really stupid, Adagio was left stupid.

“It's not the fruit punch! It's us!” screamed Adagio to Sonata.

“But the punch is awful, too.” said Aria with her annoyed voice.

“What do you know about good fruit punch?” asked Sonata with a superior voice.

“More than you!”

“DO NOT!!!

“DO TOO!!!”

“This is just the kickoff party, girls. Imagine what a tizzy they'll be in by the time the Battle of the Bands starts.” said Adagio stopping the arguing, but the girls except Sunset came holding hands, ready for round one.

“There isn't going to be a Battle of the Bands! We're gonna make sure of that! Alright, girls, let's do this!” said Twilight ready with the girls “FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!” the girls screamed, but nothing came. It was so embarrassing the scene, but Sunset had a confused face, while Jason's face was down of how embarrasing.

“Can't... watch... this shit!" said Jason in his mind containing his laugh.

“I don't understand. We're all together again. Why isn't this working?” asked Twilight, while everyone looked at the girls confused or angry, until Spike came out of Twilight’s bag back.

“You, uh... really need to go ahead and do that whole ‘Magic of Friendship’ thing now.” Spike made Twilight a little worried after the situation.

“I'm trying, Spike. I thought the six of us standing together against The Sirens would bring out the magic we needed to defeat them. That's what happened before.” Twilight was a little confused, but Adagio didn’t waste anytime to talk.

“Talk about throwing down the gauntlet! This group is obviously serious about winning! A little cocky though, aren't they? Claiming there won't really be a battle. Seems they think they've already got this thing all locked up.” said Adagio with a mocking voice.

“Not if the Great and Powerful Trrrrrixie has anything to do with it!” said Trixie with a mad voice.

“Whatever, Trixie! We're the best band at CHS!” screamed Flash following the fight.

“No! The Crusaders are gonna win!” Applebloom appeared out of nowhere as everyone starts to argue again, The Dazzlings take more power, but realize that the girls are not being affected.

"I think we may have found what we're looking for. Or rather, it found us." said Adagio while Sonata didn't understand just for Aria slap her face. "Magic!! Don't you see?! Everyone else has fallen under our spell. But not these girls. These girls are special. But doesn't explain why Aria's crush over there isn't affected either." Adagio pointed at Jason while he walked away and Aria blushed a little because of that statement. The group were outside discussing what happened.

"It doesn't make any sense. I should have been able to create the spark that would help us break their spell. That's how it worked before." said Twilight while Jason stood up with his cup of punch.

"Twilight you didn't bring your crown, you have the power of F but without your crown you can't release it. The magic of this magical place comes from the music, so use the same methods they used against those witches... God I've waited 3 hours to say that. Anyway, just follow their same technique, Music vs Music."

"Yeah... Music vs Music... YOUR A GENIUS!!! Girls you said that your transform when you play music, right?" asked Twilight.

"Yup. Ears, tails, the whole shebang."

"So maybe the way to use that magic to defeat The Sirens is by playing a musical counter-spell!"

"You mean like a song?" asked Fluttershy as Twilight nods.

"Uh-huh. And in order to free everyone who's been exposed to The Sirens' spell, we'll need them all to hear it." everyone starts to think except Jason that he went to sleep again, later Rarity is the first to say something as she gasped.

"The band competition! That's the next time we can be certain everyone will be in the same place at the same time."

"Guess the Rainbooms ARE the band to beat." said AJ.

"And I believe you, Twilight, just became the Rainbooms' newest member." said Rarity as every girl goes with her, but Sunset doesn't and starts to feel left out, Jason saw the action and just walked to her just to put his hand on her shoulder. Sunset looks back but quickly looks down.

"So what do you wanna play? Triangle?" Pinkie used the triangle. "Sousaphone?" Pinkie uses that one. "Theremin?" plays theremin. "Soooo magical." Pinkie was sort of drunk in that part.

"I might take a little too long to learn how to play something with these. I'll just sing." said Twilight referring to her hands.

"Like as in lead singer? Cuz that's usually my gig. This being my band and all." said Rainbow but AJ interfered.

"It's our band! And, of course, as lead singer. She's the one with the magical know-how to help us pull this thing off." said AJ while Rainbow tries not to swallow her pride.

"Okay, yeah, that's cool. I'll just use this as a chance to hone my already insanely good lead guitar skills." said Rainbow imagining her using a guitar.

"It's only temporary. And we don't have to win the Battle of the Bands. We just have to perform during the first round of the competition." said Twilight, as Rainbow gets excited.

"Let's get to learning that musical counter-spell!" Rainbow was pumped up, but Twilight ruined the moment.

"Well, that's just it. I don't know any." every girl made a frowned gesture. "But I'm sure I could figure out how to write one."

"Totally! Twilight can write a spell like it's nobody's business. That's pretty much how she got to become a princess in Equestria." said Spike while he was in Twilight's side.

"Technically, I helped finish a spell. And there was a little more to it than that, Spike." said Twilight as Spike didn't cared a lot.

"Yeah whatever."

"I've got this. C'mon!" Twilight and Spike walked back to the school, just for AJ stop her.

"Where're you goin'?"

"Well, last time we were here, Spike and I spent the night in the library."

"Are you crazy?! We're besties now! Slumber party at my house!" said Pinkie while hugging Twilight and Spike till they stop breathing. The other girls were excited, but they heard a drinking sound a saw Jason drinking coke.

"Let me guess... Big Belly Burger?" asked Sunset as he nods.

"You girls talk way too much, so Big Belly Burger... and I'm not going to the slumber party." the girls frowned except Pinkie.

"Aw... CMON, IS GOING TO BE GRRRRRRREAT!!!" said Pinkie while Jason was walking away, but something stopped him. "We're going to order pizza, talk and everything!"

"Everything a girl would do... is there a videogame console?" asked Jason not looking back.

"Pfff yeah!" said Pinkie as Jason cursed in his mind.

"Ok I'm going." said Jason trying to hide his anger, as every girl cheer.

Author's Note:

One chapter per year... that’s looks like a healthy routine... your question is... where am I? Where have I gone? Why is this story almost dead? WATTPAD!!! There’s your answer.

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“It seems Twilight isn’t coming, is she?” asked Jason while he walks to the trashcan. When he got up, he hears something from behind and looks back, the portal was emerging energy, and very surprisingly, Twilight and Spike came out from it, but Twilight headbutt Jason’s dick. (No more kids for him now.)

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(Jason is Tagoma and Twilight is Gotenks)

“TWILIGHT!!!” every girl scream while Sunset runs to help Twilight and Jason.

“I’m baaaack.” said Twilight with a small crack on her voice, she looks down and sees Jason with a lot of saliva in his mouth, basically knocked out.

“So THAT’S what you gonna do to make him shut up.” said Rainbow with a devilish smile, while Sunset helps Twilight to get up. The girls look at a knocked down Jason that was also drooling anime like, he regained his consciousness and started to get up slowly.

"You... own me... a new dick. Shit I think is bleeding, I think it really is bleeding oh god." Jason grabbed his d in pain, he stopped grabbing it and looked at Twilight angry. "Welcome back to Canterlot. hope you didn't just come here to headbutt my d. Did you found anything about The Dazzlings?"

Dude, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EVER do that!!!!! Unless, you want Batman or Jason himself in his Arkham Knight Persona to come to your Ass!!!! :pinkiecrazy:

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