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Wandering Pigeon


I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

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It is my understanding that astronauts also do this for similar but subtly different reasons (those suits are too large and bulky for it to be practical to remove them every time you need to take a leak)

9889281
That they do.

Maybe I should have had them play a space game, just to be a little more on the nose about it. :rainbowlaugh:

9889281 Well that, and going to the bathroom in space is rather difficult. Not to mention what the changes in gravity can do to your body.

9889668
Hey, don’t feel too bad for her. She came around to it :raritywink:

Most interesting. The build-up in the story was really good along with how VP Luna kept trying to figure out how and why she was doing what she was doing.

I'm sure her sister will notice a very anxious Luna in the morning.

"Luna?" asked Celestia upon seeing her younger sister stumble in like a zombie. "What happened?"

Luna fearing she is found out.
"Uh, nothing, sister," she stammered. "Just some nightmares."

Celestia read her sister's face.
"Must've been quite the nightmares," she added. "Or was it perhaps you were doing something you shouldn't have been last night?"

Luna's face grew red.
"Why, whatever do you mean, sister?" she unwillingly spoke in a tell-tale tone.

"What ever happened to 'adulting', Luna," continued Celestia. "We model behavior for our students and, well, I fear what your late night activities were certainly are not anything you'd want to condone to our impressionable students."

Luna tried to recover but knew Celestia was, as always, seeing right through her.
"Fine, sister," she replied. "Though its nothing a little makeup and an energy drink won't fix."

Celestia notices a smell in the air.
"Luna?" she asked as kindly as possible while gesturing her sister to come closer.

Luna gulped as she approached.
"Yes, sister?" she more worried than asked.

"Did you forget to do your laundry?" Celestia asked in a near whisper. "Or perhaps take a shower?"

Luna blushed deep as she had totally forgotten, along with having not the time, to properly clean herself after such a soak.
"Uh...," she struggled for a response.

Celestia folded her arms and gave a disappointed look.
"Did you get drunk last night?" she asked. "The last time you got drunk I found you moaning and groaning on the floor in a puddle of your own urine."

"What?" gasped Luna. "I remember no such thing."

Celestia sighed.
"Because you were still out of it when I helped you clean up and get back to bed," she added. while putting a hand to her face. "I didn't think you'd want anyone to know of how I had to clean up all the barf and urine as you told me about how you were the Lady Of the Moon as I basically changed your clothes like a toddler."

Luna felt a bit aroused by this statement. Maybe this is what made her do what she did in the wee hours of the morning.

"Go home, Luna," Celestia said plainly. "Go home, take a shower, get some sleep, and come back tomorrow once that hangover ears off."

"Right," Luna replied as she appreciated getting away from the compromising situation. "I wonder what else my sister is hiding from me and just waiting to shame me with."

"Goodbye, Luna," waved Celestia. "call me when you sober up. I'll handle everything here."

(I'll stop as I was getting carried away. sorry.)

9890191
LOVED this! Thanks for adding on a little extra to the story :twilightsmile:

9889936
....for as much as I strangely enjoyed the story...booooo.... I boo your pun.

Really fun story! 2166699 on derpibooru could be the sequel XD

9892711
Yeah it could, which is funny considering the coverart for this one was a direct response to it.

9892755
Nice XD
Don't think I've seen the full art for that Luna pic. Keep up the awesome writing! <3

9889281
In addition to that, for the Shuttle, they'd be trapped inside the cockpit for several hours as the preflight checklist was gone through and they waited for good launch weather. Sometimes it could be there for upwards of 6 hours waiting for launch for a variety of reasons. Reentry was a similarly long process where they'd have to be strapped into the cockpit crash seats and then wait for the deorbit burn over the proper reentry window, then start the slow descent into the atmosphere. This was also a few hours of time. So each astronaut was assigned at least two MAGs (Maximum Absorbency Garment, because "diaper" is a little... undignified), with one more per astronaut per spacewalk, if they were going on one.

That was hot. Always love those first times stories where the character who is initially apprehensive ends up furiously masturbating in their used diaper.

I also always loved the association between gaming and diapers. If you'd use anything that would give you an edge, and/or improve your experience, but you refuse to consider diapers, you're just being close-minded. And that's your loss.

You'll forever be second if you waste time going to the toilet, or waste concentration by trying to hold it, and ending up going to the toilet anyway.

So what if you like diapers and you're using gaming as an excuse to wear them. If anything that's kinda hotter. It can even give you an extra edge over the ones wearing only for convenience.

Well, up to a point. You need some self control not to give in to the highly arousing feeling of using your diaper. It's no good if you have to interrupt your gaming session for a masturbation session. Just save it for later.

9903063
Typically only the female astronauts use MAGs now. The guys just use their built-in directional peeing nozzle to do it into some kind of condom-funnel inside the suit. Bummer.

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