Normally Trixie wouldn’t have bothered going anywhere the castle when it was empty. After all, aside from raiding the kitchen there was very little to actually do there when nopony else was around.

You forgot near.

Fucking hilarious ass story bro.

‘constructively decimate’ her old room. Whatever that was about.

Well, to 'decimate' is to 'reduce into tenths', so...I assume 10% of Starlight's old room will remain intact.

“Oh, my bad!” Spike hurried up to the door and lifted up the welcome mat, revealing a single golden key. Trixie smacked a hoof into her forehead as the little dragon unlocked the door and stepped through, politely holding it open for her, “Here you go!”

Rule number one of breaking and entering: Always check under the welcome mat, the undersides of any nearby flower pots, or any other potential hiding spots for an emergency key to the front door. And it doesn't take a burglar to know this rule (although that's a very good reason not to have an emergency key in such places).

“Proper Orthographic Research Nomenclature?” Trixie mumbled. Something didn’t feel right. Twilight was more than a little anal-retentive when it came to organizing, especially when it came to re-organizing books. Having one out of place in her own personal study was more suspicious than a sweaty stallion lurking around a school playground in a trench coat.

...Subtle, Sparkle. Like a neon sign...

Omigawd. Omigawd. This is even better than I thought it would be

trixie, if you read the other volumes, you would invoke the nightmare and become trixie nightmare just to end twinlight.

I don't guarantee it would work, but at least you would expose everything she has ever done wrong to her friends, acquaintances, enemies and more.

Better yet you can reveal all this to disagreement and ask him to send it. Each volume of a poney is written for the wrapped poney itself and written something like that.

A sparkle twinlight gift, the princess of amisade for you. ... or something to that effect.

I wonder what celestia, luna, candence, and crysaliss would think about their sagas in these kinds of books.

sorry bad english, online translator

wait ... what does she write about, pinkie pie?

This is hilarious.

Spike scowled and planted his fists on his hips, “I’m supposed to be, but, apparently, Sugar Belle decided that she and Big Mac had to have another quick workout session before I came over. Now they’re all sweaty and hungry so Big Mac asked if I can bring over some more nachos while they shower. I swear, they do this every time.”

Oh Spike. Poor, poor, little misunderstood Spike.

“Let’s see… broom closet… bathroom… map room… broom closet… party-”

BOOM.

“… cannon.”

... Pinkie

...two more encounters with party cannons...

Pinkie!

If it wasn't obvious; I fucking love this thing! I found only one typo (One the one hoof, specifically), but if you need proofreading these things, I'm your man.

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That's why my emergency key is taped underneath my pitbull's collar.

Try taking it I dare you.

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Hm no. The decimatio was a punishment where a legion was divided in group of then soldier, then each group throw lots and the loser gets killed by the other nine. So you remove ONE tenth.

Porn hunting

Now that is America’s favorite past time

“Oh, my bad!” Spike hurried up to the door and lifted up the welcome mat, revealing a single golden key. Trixie smacked a hoof into her forehead as the little dragon unlocked the door and stepped through, politely holding it open for her, “Here you go!”

But wasn't there a lack of a keyhole?

Sooo... Are we going to see some mare on mare action or...?