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Dr Sharaz Jek


Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

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9866613

Source of the image?

That's a lot of warning tags. The ones that make me hesitate to read this, and I REALLY want to be able to read this, are the Death, Suicide/Self Harm, and Gore tags. I just have two questions I need answered before I can decide: 1) Do any of those tags apply to the main characters, and 2) on a scale of light to heavy, how much of each?

9866683
All of the tags apply to a main character, and it's pretty extreme, so probably best you skip this one!

Which contest where?

I-I-I think I'm about to vomit...

Nevertheless, still written really well even though it's not my thing :pinkiesmile:

9866747
It's for the group Incest Is Wincest.

9866754
Thanks, understandable but I like the gruesome/weird stuff!

mermaid porn?
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Ok I guess I'l bite
maybe

so overall I thought this was kinda ick and didn't really do much for me, but I got a nice giggle out of a few lines

twisting them about like knobs to a radio where all the available stations sucked ass.

I TOTES RAPED AND MURDERED YOUR MARY SUE WAIFU! XOXO

"And people think you're the nice, misunderstood siren." Aria shook her head, baffled.

9866827
Careful, they'll bite back!:fluttershbad:
9866900
Glad you got some enjoyment out of it, at least!

9867191
their to busy being shot by this to eat memedia.liveauctiongroup.net/i/19082/18328460_4.jpg?v=8D0CEDAB6698140
greener marine harpoon gun

9867459
That might do it, just mind the tentacles!

9867494
yeah recognise it? it is the same brand of martini action weapon the used in jaws.

9867531
I do vaguely thanks to Jaws!

9867540
the question i have is what do I do with their dead bodies?
I mean I can't just mount them on my wall
or eat them
this is a conundrum

9867836
what? have mermaids just hanging on my wall? nope nope nope
if anything I would put them in a freezer after sewing their wounds shut and keeping them a secret.
after all I don't want to be watching tv and look up at the wall and get a sudden boner.

9867857
also I don't want undo attention from the government if this ever blows over

9867881
No worries, monsters pretty much rule this universe now so the government as we know it might not be a factor!

Just the kind of story I like to read to help me get to sleep.

9867923
fair enough, but quick question would a german flak 48 work as an anti flying monster cannon?
I mean metal walls are a must but do I use a ho-5 or a bofors work for ground defence?
also, caterpillar d99 generator or geothermal or wind?

9867933
Sweet dreams, I hope!
9867941
Might be overkill, they're closer to slasher villains than Godzilla!

9867947
one word magic friggin monsters

9867955
True! They might regenerate...

9867964
yeah...
in the world of magic monsters there is no such thing as overkill

one of my biggest questions is that if the sirens would work on you of you are gay...
or deaf

9867972
That's a good question, pretty sure your orientation doesn't matter, and didn't Vinyl Scratch block them out with her headphones/music? Haven't seen Rainbow Rocks since it's debut!

9868126
maybe before hunting them, put prepare a playlist and and eat that one meal that I am slightly alergic to that makes me go slightly deaf,
serously that was not a fun experience not eating crab again.

Interesting idea and a niche, but well written story. :twilightsmile:
Out of curiosity:
Do you have any plans to write more stories set in this universe?

9870783
Thank you, I'm considering it, although not necessarily using these characters. Lots of possibilities!

9870822
quick question: so if the magic of seduction or whatever comes from the gems, but is the magic activated by singing or some other means
if so, would removing/damaging their volcor chords make it so they could not use magic?
I was thinking about the idea of putting them in a massive aquarium with vacuum sealed bulletproof glass to keep the sound of their singing out.

9871197
In my continuity I'd say yes; if their vocal cords are damaged, their singing is useless despite magic.

9871300
great i can shoot them and put them in a aquarium
oooh idea what would happen to the now four sirens if some resource rich wasteland dude shot them and sedated them using tranquilizer and put them in a aquarium inside his fortress. where due to the fact that the sirens can no longer speak and seduce him/communicate to each other, this isolation 'breaks them' if you know what I mean...
I mean just an idea I came up with
no pressure.

9871313
Sounds hot! I'd love pet Dazzlings/Shimmer!:moustache:

9871373
you can right it if you want I have too much schoolwork to do that kind of thing.

9871527
Probably won't since I'm stacked with multiple projects, but it's nifty!

9871554
at least keep it in mind

no pressure

nice work

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