Day 1, pt.1 – Morning Madness
Spike was walking down the halls of Phoenix Academy, on his way towards his and Tender Tap's room. After he and the guys had given the girls the grand tour of what their academy has to offer, Spike had the chance to meet, not one, but a total of nine girls who've all claimed to have known him from childhood.
However, upon being asked if he remembered them, Spike suffered a terrible headache, causing him to make a quick trip to the medic's office, where the school's cajun-accent doctor, Cattail, had conducted a quick check up, before he confirmed that Spike seems well and his headache is nothing too serious and that the young boy should try and sleep it off. By that, the man reccomends Spike should get some more sleep and he'll feel better in the morning.
Spike finally arrived at his and Tender's shared room, where the said roomie was waiting for him, "Yo, Spike!" Tender Taps asked. "Where've you...." the boy paused as he couldn't help but notice the green haired boy's face was troubled with a frown and eyes that are more focused to the ground than up. "You alright there?"
"Yeah, I'll be okay," Spike sighed, rubbing his head and sat down on his bed, kicking his shoes off. "Dr. Cattail told me to just 'sleep' it off."
"Headaches again?" Tender correctly deduced, knowing his friend well.
"You know me. But it's worse than before," Spike groaned.
"For the record, has it ever gotten any better?" Spike shot Tender an unamused glare, "I'm just asking."
Shaking his head, clearing up the frustration directed toward his roomie, Spike sighed, "Just forget it. It'll be over soon."
'You've been saying that for the last 10 years,' Tender thought.
"Let's just go to sleep," Spike suggested. "Tomorrow's the first day of school, so we need to be at our best to impress the girls, and to make sure those three troublemakers don't ruin it for all of us. And then we'll figure this out later."
Still, the look of concern continues to linger on Tender Tap's face as he asked, "You sure you'll be okay then, Spike? We don't want you stressing yourself out. And I'm sure your uncle wouldn't want that either."
"Don't worry, I'll be fine," with a yawn, Spike reaches for the lantern seated on his nightstand, flipping the switch to turn the light off. "Let's just get some sleep."
Unable to argue with his friend any further, Tender decided to drop the subject as he two switched his lantern off. "Alright," he said. "See ya in the morning, Spike."
"Good night Taps," with that, the two boys were out like bulbs.
Meanwhile, in another part of the boy's dormitory, Button Mash and Rumble were struggling to get some shut eyes. The main problem would be the three stooges, who are all sharing the same room, next door. And without a doubt, being the raging hormone driven boys they are, the three stooges were all having another moment of pleasing themselves, with magazines of sexy supermodel women, a full cutout board of a sexy lady, and listening to ecchi role-plays via headphones. Ask WubcakeVA.
Long story short, the stooges were really getting into it, that they couldn't help but let out VERY loud, lustful moans in pleasures, that it was all too much for either Button or Rumble to sleep.
Having enough, Rumble knocked furiously on the wall, "HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP, WILL YA?!" Rumble shouted angrily.
Unfortunately, the athletic boy's words fell on deaf ears, and both he and his gamer roomie spent the entire night, listening to the stooges doing their loud, perverted pleasures.
The next morning – which is a Monday – Spike and Tender Taps both went to the bathroom, where they both got themselves washed up, like the rest of their male classmates.
"Yo, check it out," Spike nudged to Tenders, who followed Spike's gaze to see all around them, every boys in the room where all grooming their hairs, flossing their teeth, and blasting breath sprays into their mouths.
"Wow, looks all the guys are really going all out with impressing the girls visiting at Phoenix Academy, huh?" Tender commented.
"I don't blame. I'd do the same to look my best for Gabby," Spike smiled, before he finds himself lost in a daydream about the said girl.
"Speaking of which, how do I look?" Tender asked.
Spike looked at his friend up and down, before he bluntly answered, "Uh, you look swell?"
"No, no. See, there's this uh..." Tender bashfully scratched the back of his hair. "Let's just say I'm trying to court this...well not exactly court, I mean...I'm trying to look good for this girl, and I need the expert opinion of someone who...."
Spike nodded in understanding, knowing where Tender was getting at, "Well, let's see." Spike analyzed. "Bed hair, yikes. Gotta comb it back, but keep it ruffled a bit. Shoulders back, stomach in. Aha! Hugh Jackman!" he commented.
"Thanks bro!" Tender smiled, beaming with confident.
Suddenly, who should barge in, but Mr. Self-Proclaimed-Ladies-Man Zephyr Breeze himself.
"Hee ha hee!" Zephyr Breeze shouted, flexing his muscles, while combing his hair really fast. "Yeah mama!" he said, before he looked in the mirror. "Hey! Who's that handsome guy in the mirror?" before anyone could answer, Zephyr was already on the phone. "Hey security! There's a handsome guy in the mirror! Oh wait, cancel that. It's just me."
Annoyed with Zephyr's gambit, Spike grumbled, "Well good morning to you Zephyr," then, both he and Tender noticed something different about Zephyr. "Why're you dressed like that?" he asked, taking note of the boy wearing a white sports jacket, complete with roses and a crystal pendant.
"Obviously, I've got to keep with the competitions here, Mr. Popular. With the girls staying at our school, I aim to dress to impress!" Zephyr began, as he begins to flaunt and show off. "Check it out! These roses are for sporting my lapel. A crystal pendant that guarantees good fortune. Oh yeah! With this, no way the ladies couldn't resist me. And Rainbow Dash is all mine!"
"Yeah, like that'll be the day," Tender frowned, just when Pipsqueak and Featherweight arrived, both carrying Button Mash and Rumble, who're still sleeping on their shoulders. Apparently, the two boys didn't get enough sleep.
"Well, nice to see you guys have finally decided to show up," Spike crossed his arms and smirked in bemusement.
"Hey, where're Snips and Snails?" Tender asked.
The answer soon came, when a loud shriek of a girl pierced the air.
Moments earlier
While the rest of the boys went to the restrooms to get washed up, Snip and Snails had snuck off to the cafeteria, where the girls were the first there to have breakfast. As another of their attempt to win the girls' hearts, the boys were serving pumpkin pies, muffins, cupcakes, and all sorts of foods they could get their hands on to give to the girls.
"Good morning all of you lovely, wonderful, beautiful ladies!" Snips greeted. "Are you all enjoying your first day at Phoenix Academy?"
"Good!" Snails interrupted, not giving any of the girls the chance to answer. "Because breakfast is served! Bon appetite!" with that, the two boys proceeded to serve the visiting female students the foods.
Unfortunately, Snips still has the same noticeable piece of salad stuck between his buck teeth, and it didn't take more than a second, when the girls all shouted in disgust.
Just then, Spike, the Five Guys, and Zephyr Breeze both arrived on the scene.
"Well, jump the gun when my back was turned, huh?" Zephyr smirked in respect. "You sly dogs."
Spike and the Five Guys, or at least three of them, said otherwise, "C'mon you guys! Quit scaring the ladies!" Tender frowned.
"Scaring?" Snips scoffed in outrage. "We're not scaring! We're serving! Big difference!"
"Oh, Snips. Did you forget to brush your teeth again?" Spike cringed in disgust.
"Yeah, well did you forget to comb your hair again?" Snips asked, in an attempt at a snappy comeback.
"Nobody combs their hairs like Zephyr Breeze!" with that, Zephyr once again dons up his Johnny Bravo impression, as he quickly combs his hair really fast again. "Hey ha hey haw!"
"Well nobody overdresses like Zephyr Breeze," Tender rolled his eyes at the tall silly boy's choice of clothing. "And your suit sucks!"
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Zephyr shrieked in a high-pitch voice of indignity. "Let's dance!"
"Hey Spike!" Gabby greeted, walking into the doorway.
"Morning Gabby!" Spike smiled, returning the greeting. "You're looking well, as usual."
"Aw, I was just about to say the same to you!" the girl smiled, just as Gilda entered, with Rainbow Dash.
"What's going on?" Rainbow asked. "We thought we heard screaming."
Before long, Zephyr Breeze came up to the athletic girl, "Hello Rainbows!" in response, Rainbow Dash simply punched Zephyr, in the face, knocking him away from her and Gilda. "Yeah whatever."
"Are we having a party in here?" Pinkie Pie asked, poking her head from the doorway. "I love parties! Is it too late? Oh please, don't start without me! Oh hey, Spike!"
"Pinkie, don't get too excited," the country girl said, as she and their friends soon followed to reel in their pink hyperactive friend's excitement.
After the commotion was settled, the guys and gals were all seated to have breakfast together. Zephyr Breeze was forced to do some timeouts by his sister, forcing him to eat his foods in the corner, facing the walls. In the meantime, Snips and Snails continue to do their best to impress some of the girls, namely one Sunset Shimmer and one Trixie Lulamoon.
“Here’s your plate of toast with jams and butters, without the crust, and a glass of orange juice on the side like you asked!” Snips said, presenting the said dish to Sunset Shimmer.
“And a peanut butter crackers smoothies for you oh Great and Powerful Trixie!” Snails presented the said drink to the girl.
“Uh, thanks,” Sunset said, both she and Trixie slightly unimpressed with the boys’ odd way of catering.
Meanwhile, Button Mash and Rumble were still asleep and were just sawing logs, with their stacks of waffles being used as makeshift pillows.
"Wow, you guys are really tired," Gabby commented, while taking a bite out of her waffle, covered in chocolate chips and maple syrup.
Clearing his throat, Spike whispers, "Creeper," but nothing happened.
Instead, the only reaction he got from Button Mash was, "Don't mine at night...." with that, the boy continues to snore.
"Huh, that used to wake him up, bright and alert," Spike shrugged his shoulder, to which Gabby giggled in response.
"Uh, excuse us?" a quiet voice spoke up, to which Spike, the guys, Gabby, and Gilda looked up to see Twilight and some of her friends standing before them with their own trays of foods.
“Sorry for intruding, or anything, but would it be alright if we could sit with you?” Twilight asked. “All the other tables have been taken.”
“Sure, not at all,” Spike said, together with everyone seated at his tables exchanging their agreements.
“The more the merrier!” Pipsqueak added, to which the girls all giggled as they took their seats.
"So, aside from the obvious 'misfits,'" Spike gestured to Snips and Snails, and the earlier display of bad bloods between Rainbow Dash and Zephyr Breeze. "Did you girls sleep well?"
"You bet!" Pinkie Pie chirped.
"I could hardly get a second of sleep," Gilda muttered, while pointing to Gabby. "No thanks to my happy go lucky of a roommate."
Gabby could only giggle in embarrassment, “I can’t help myself. I’m just so excited for the day to begin!” the girl smiled, while holding Spike’s arm close. “Because then I’d get to spend it with Spike!” Twilight and her friends looked deeply hurt, if not jealous by the display of affection from Gabby for Spike.
“Well, we’re just as excited to begin our school days with Spike as well,” Twilight spoke up.
“Really?” Gabby and the boys, minus two, asked.
“Yeah, we happened to be some old friends of his,” Rainbow Dash said.
“You are? They are?” Gabby asked Spike at the last part, who shook his head.
“I’ve never seen them before in my life,” the boy groaned, as the pounding sensation in his head returned and he clutched his head. “But....even if I did, I’m sorry to say, but I lost my memory.”
“Whoa, you lost your memories?!” Gilda asked, with Gabby gasping in astonishment, while the other girls in the group looked even more saddened by the truth.
"Yeah, he's had amnesia for a long time since me and the guys met him," Tender added. "He couldn't remember his own mother's face, or even his dad."
"But then, what about your name?" Rainbow Dash asked. "You obviously remembered that your real name is Samuel, and your nickname is Spike, right?"
Spike looked up at the girls in surprise. For all he knows, the public and the entire school body have recognized his name as Samuel Scorpio, but only his friends know that his nickname is Spike. His head was throbbing with growing stress and pains, as he was filled with so many questions about his forgotten past.
'These girls were my friends from childhood, huh?' Spike thought. 'But I don't remember. Why? What happened?'
The girls and guys could see that Spike looked distress, with the troubled expression written clear on his face, with the tight furrows made with his eyebrows, and the grimace frown he made, clenching his teeth so tightly, while pinching his temples with his hands.
Wanting to relieve his roommate of this newfound stress and to make the subject less awkward, Tender began, "So....you girls know who Spike is. But we don't know who you are, so care to introduce yourselves?"
"Yeah, by all means!" Featherweight joined in, taking his notepad out, clicking his pen at the ready. "We'd love to get to know you ladies better, and how you knew our pal, Spike."
Twilight turned to her girls, exchanging mixed agreements, "Might as well," Twilight agreed, before turning to Spike. "Maybe it could help jog your memories, Spike."
"We'll see," the boy replied.
"Oh, I just love making new friends!" Gabby squealed with excitement. "I'm Gabriella Gryphon. But my friends call me Gabby. Nice to meet ya!" the girl smiled, holding her hand out.
With a smile, Twilight accepted Gabby’s hand, but quickly regret it when the cheerful girl shook her in an excited and strong handshake.
“Whoa! You’re a lively one!” Twilight commented, straightening her glasses while regaining her composure. “I’m Tara Star. But my friends call me Twilight. Twilight Sparkle.”
"Twilight Sparkle?" Spike pondered, to which the girls looked at him, as if anticipating for a reaction. "It's got a nice ring to it," he complimented, which wasn't exactly what the girls were hoping for. Nevertheless, Twilight felt flattered.
"Name's Ashley Aurora," Rainbow Dash introduced herself. "But nowadays, I go by the name Rainbow Dash after an accident I once had with my mom's hair dyes that turned my hair into this blazing head of colors you see before you. I'm just saying that in case anyone gets the idea that I'm lesbian, which I'm not," she clarified, before whispered, "At least, not entirely."
"Hey, I'm not judging," Spike waved his hands up in reassurance, with the rest of his friends following his example.
Gilda leaned in close and whispered, "I'd watch out for her, if I were you, Spike. Unless you'd want your ass on a whoopee cushion with your name on it."
"HEY! I heard that!" Rainbow Dash scowled at Gilda, who simply shrugged in response and flashed a teasing grin her way.
"I'm Jessica Appleloosa," the country girl introduced herself. "But my friends call Applejack. Pleased to meet ya!"
In response to Applejack's name, Rumble snorted and stood up in his sleep, muttering, "Kellogg's Applejack tastes good," with that, he plopped his head back down onto his waffle and resumes his sleep.
"Krystal Fox, at your service," the beautiful girl smiled. "But my friends call me Rarity. And it's lovely to see you again, Spike," she said, smiling lovingly at the boy who couldn't help but blush. This didn't go unnoticed by Gabby who pouted, sensing she has some competitions for Spike's attention.
"I'm Flora Breeze, and yes, I'm Zephyr Breeze's older sister. But my friends call me Fluttershy," Zephyr Breeze's sister introduced herself.
"Fluttershy sounds like a nice–Wait! Older sister?" looking back at Zephyr Breeze, who was still doing his time out, then back again at his sister for size comparison, Spike stammered, "Not to sound rude or anything, but you look so...so...so..."
Fluttershy could only giggle as she explains, "Let's just say Zephyr had experienced some early 'growth spout' in his youth."
"Unfortunately," Rainbow grumbled, cringing in disgust when she saw Zephyr shooting a flirting wink her way.
At the same table the friends were at, seated a few chairs away, but not too far away, is the wallflower girl from yesterday. She was eating her breakfast by her lonesome, while watching Spike getting reacquainted with the girls from his forgotten childhood. The sight of Spike's amnesiac state hurts her greatly with every passing seconds.
That is, when Spike looked her way, "And you are?" he asked.
Just as she was about to answer, "I'm Pinkamena Diana Pie! Pinkie Pie for short!" the pink hyperactive girl greeted, interrupting the wallflower girl. "And I gotta say it's a super, duper, fantastic, cherry on the top with dollop of whip cream in chocolate milk spectacular to meet you again, Spike! We have so much to catch up on!"
Once again, Spike was taken by surprise by the hyperactive pink girl's enthusiasm. To him, she makes Gabby looked less hyper.
The wallflower girl was about to introduce herself, "My name is–" Unfortunately, before she could answer, the school bell rang.
RING
"NO!!!!" Button Mash screamed, as he and Rumble both jumped up, wide awake, with their faces covered in syrup and waffles, and out of blind impulse, they threw karate chops, sending trays flying up in the air, spilling most of the foods onto the girl.
"TEEN TITANS GO AWAY!" Button Mash screamed, as he continues to throw kicks and punches in the air.
"I HAVEN'T EVEN CAUGHT UP ON STEVEN UNIVERSE YET!" Rumble shouted.
"Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie Pie chirped randomly, wanting in on the two boys random outbursts.
"Guys, guys! Stop! You're–" Spike tried to calm his awaken and alert guys. "Whoa, whoa! Calm down!" shaking his head at Gabby, while pointing at the two, Spike sighed, "This isn't going to work." With that, the boy resorted to take his shoe off and hurled it at both boys, knocking some sense back into them. "Dudes! Get it together, you're making a scene!" he berated, grabbing both boys by the tufts of their hair.
The girls couldn't help but laugh, when Rarity looked down at the wallflower girl who was assaulted by the foods Button and Rumble had launched at her, "Oh, you poor thing!" she said, helping the girl up. "Darling, your clothes are ruined! Here, let's find you something else to wear."
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Awesome. Loved the girls actual names, and it looks like Spike has to find some lost memories.
Call me paranoid, but I got a sneaking suspicion that someone might’ve killed Spike’s parents and then used a memory wiping device to make sure Spike doesn’t remember the truth. Revenge, paranoia, power, greed, or something may be the villain’s goal.
Excellent work on this latest chapter. Particularly the girls' real names and the reactions to Spike's amnesia. the "Stooges" antics, Spike's friends being understandably tired because of the "Stooges" keeping them up entirely too long as well as Rumble, Button and Pinkie's dust-up.
All in all, really good job on the exchanges, characterizations, action, humor and future chapter set-up in all the right places.
I'll definitely be looking forward to more of this.
At least a piano didn't drop on someone's head.
Something definitely happened with Spike, to have all those random headaches every time he tries to remember the last time he met those girls. Whatever the case may be, it's only Day One of this little 'experiment' of turning this school co-ed and frankly it's not a smooth start. The 'stooges' making fools out of themselves and breakfast barely even ended, it'll be a miracle if Spike's experiment works by the end of the month. Either way, it's unique to see the kind of identities established for the Mane Six to set itself apart from a ton of fanfics that have gone around with the girls over the years. Perhaps if the girls can't convince Spike to remember them from the past, maybe they could at least use this time to reintroduce themselves to Spike until it all comes together naturally (Perhaps even solving the mystery as to why Spike can't seem to remember anything since... 'The accident').
Poor dudes can’t get sleep. That sucks.